Insert graphic Anglo-Saxon language here. SONOFABITCH.

[kali921]

GODAMMIT ALL TO HELL.

Let's count how many times kali921 swears in this entry!

In no particular order:

1. Fuck you, Diorshow Blackout Waterproof Mascara. I pay $27.00 for your ass so that my lashes can become lush Stygian avatars, absorbing all color, negating light, gravity, and attracting males of the species for miles around whilst ALSO repelling

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[outlawpoet]

I am a gossipy hen, I should respond to a bunch of points in this most excellent update, but all I can fixate on is that footnote and it's mysterious future social payload.

[kali921]

I am a gossipy hen, I should respond to a bunch of points in this most excellent update, but all I can fixate on is that footnote and it's mysterious future social payload.

That's almost appropriately salacious!

[outlawpoet]

I want to add that it is funny to me that you preface by talking about how much you're going to swear, and then swear three times total in the post, and once in the tags.

[kali921]

I have LOTS of obscene tags! I'll add them all to this post immediately.

[lyssie]

Monday suuuuuuuuuucks. yes

[kali921]

Chained to a desk, all week long my head's a mess, lookin' for some fun, no I'm not the only one, gonna do my hair, put my makeup everywhere, goin' out the door FUCK YOU, MONDAYS.

Ahem. As you were. As you were.

[lyssie]

Monday, monday. Can't trust that daaaay...

Oh, man. I hear you on the blonde lashes, btw. The last 1/4 inch of mine are blonde, and necessitate mascara if I want them at all useful. (I, uh, use Maybelline, or something like that, though)

[canadabear]

I preface this by shamefully admitting that I am one of Those Women who have natural long, lush lashes (seriously, I put on mascara and then I have to clean my glasses because my lashes brush up against them that much), but I use Rimmel Eye Magnifier mascara and am inordinately pleased with it. I'm sure they make a waterproof version, although I have a feeling you don't do drugstore cosmetics. Still, my rec regardless.

Also, pls to be shipping HOT DR. BALE to Canada post-haste. I think I have to get into all this acupuncture-osteopathy-reflexology stuff.

[kali921]

I WILL ASK HOT DR. BALE IF HE FANCIES A TRIP UP NORTH. I warn you, though. He's hot.

Rimmel Eye Magnifier, eh? Paula Begoun gives a lot of Rimmel products high marks - maybe it's time to test out some drugstore mascaras again.

I USED to have long, lush lashes. However, they're blond. So mascara is a necessity.

[canadabear]

It's summer, so there's no worry of him melting all our snow and drifting us off to Places Unknown!

[mercuryeric]

They are literary skyrockets, aren't they?

I, for one, couldn't be happier about it.

-E

[kali921]

...Awwwwwwwwww!

Also, here be a public thank you for putting Carter Hall's chest into JSA vs. KOBRA JUST FOR ME. ♥ ♥ ♥

[kali921]

I'm sitting here FLOORED at your compliment. Thank you, dear, and I mean that in the most sincere way. You're like a bastion of informed intellect and I'm frankly intimidated by you, so for you to say that kind of made my...week? Month? YEAR?

[uncanny_rman]

Ooh. That Cheetara fanart looks awesome. It's time like this that makes me wish I had Thundercat userpics.

[kali921]

Isn't that beautiful? The armor's a little too ornate for fighting, and the weird metal thigh boots are kind of unnecessary, but I LOVE the way that Thundercats logo is worked into her chestplate!

[uncanny_rman]

I know, it's very jungle-esque.