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kali921

Insert graphic Anglo-Saxon language here. SONOFABITCH.

Jun 15, 2009 15:49

GODAMMIT ALL TO HELL.

Let's count how many times kali921 swears in this entry!

In no particular order:

1. Fuck you, Diorshow Blackout Waterproof Mascara. I pay $27.00 for your ass so that my lashes can become lush Stygian avatars, absorbing all color, negating light, gravity, and attracting males of the species for miles around whilst ALSO repelling ( Read more... )

epic freak outs, cats, werk werk werk, music, rl, girly stuff, hilarity, epic fail, fuck this bullshit, christian bale, you tube

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jmatonak June 16 2009, 16:53:29 UTC

Physical therapists are a scourge upon the earth.

kali921 June 16 2009, 19:27:58 UTC

They are. But they're paladins. RUTHLESS paladins, but paladins nonetheless.

made_in_ink June 16 2009, 21:52:47 UTC

I'm seriously shocked that Diorshow Blackout smudges for you! I can wear that baby at the gym, at times of serious hay-feverage and even swimming and there won't be so much as a smudge or a flake. Admittedly I practically have to chip it off at night and even then manage to wake up with panda eyes where I failed after 15 minutes of make-up removal ( ... )