Sunday Grab Bag, It Hurts So Good edition

[kali921]

Dear Sun

Comments

[goneformofman]

He was George Kirk in the new Star Trek and was excellent. He actually made you care for the ten minutes he was in it.

[kali921]

Yes, the IGN article points that out. I remain skeptical until I actually see Star Trek.

[lurkerwithout]

Its better than reading Fables and remembering Ironwood vol.2 aka You Didn't Actually LIKE Any of These Female Characters Right?

[kali921]

I never got to Ironwood Vol. 2, because the Dirty Vicar scarred me for LIFE.

[lurkerwithout]

All the female characters from the first volume get killed off. Generally pretty pointlessly. Then he ends it with some kind of "jokey" author insert I'm Not A Misogynist Because I'm Making a Joke About It thing. Terrible stuff...

[kali921]

So, I downloaded Ironwood Vol. 2 last night and started to read and UGH UGH UGH this is why sites like WFA exist. Oh god, that...that was just horrible.

[megatexas]

"MY idea of a girl with a guitar is Ruyter Suys, that being the lead guitarist for Nashville Pussy."

Kim Deal.

[kali921]

Kim Deal, yes, yes, but Ruyter has better hair. :-) In fact, Ruyter will always be first in my heart because she's out there keepin' it real for all the girls with curly hair.

[scottyquick]

It's THIRTY THOUSAND DEGREES HERE. JESUS GODDAMN HELL.

I really ought to have taken a picture of the outdoors this morning, with it's lovely FRIGGING SNOW.

[kali921]

Where is it that you live again, hon? Are you in some weirdly extreme northern latitudinal location?

[scottyquick]

Not extreme, exactly, but I am 50 metres north of Minnesota.

[kali921]

50 metres? And it's snowing? So, you guys get summer when, in July?

[tattycat]

OMG PLEASE SEND THE SUN HERE. It has rained almost constantly for three weeks, and frankly, I am beginning to doubt the existence of this "summer" and "sunshine" you West Coasters keeps talking about.

I am *freezing*.

*shivers*

[kali921]

TAKE IT! TAKE IT, PLEASE. Take it away from San Francisco! I want my cool and soothing fog back!

[tattycat]

Dear Ms 921,

The USPS regrets to inform you that your order, Fog (grey, rainy), tracking #147908460Z, was misdelivered. Fortunately, the recipient wishes to return said item for an even exchange of Sunlight (warm, shiny).

[kali921]

Dear Person Who Has My Fog and UPS:

I will drive your women and children before me, salt the earth with their blood and tears, and generally exact revenge UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY FOG.

With Much Resolve,

Kali921