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kali921

Thursday theosophy: total social inertia = government philanthropy!

Jan 29, 2009 12:33

Given the general sophistication of my flist, I'm sure you're all quite aware of the stylistic aspirational enumerative in hopes of monetary profit that generally goes ( Read more... )

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shadowlongknife January 29 2009, 21:19:25 UTC

O HAI.

Could I please be payed not to watch any programming currently offered by MTV or VH-1? I excel at not watching their current spate of shitty reality TV.

kali921 January 29 2009, 21:37:16 UTC

HAI, BB.

What? No Rock of Love or Charm School for you? No? Well, my sensible friend, the U.S. government owes you big. Your check is in the mail!

shadowlongknife January 30 2009, 01:13:40 UTC

Honestly, I think I'd rather sit outside and watch a caterpillar try to cross the length of our driveway, from the road to the garage door, than watch ten seconds of Charm School. I personally would like to find the executive that keeps giving dating shows to the runners-up on other VH-1 dating shows. WHY is there a spin-off of a spin-off of Flavor of Love on the air?

kali921 January 30 2009, 01:16:43 UTC

...There's a spinoff of a spinoff? Good LORD, who is the lucky bachelor or bachelorette that's looking for luuuurve?

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txtriffidranch January 29 2009, 21:19:30 UTC

#11 is completely impractical, because it's way above Bush's reading level. (I've always loved the Bush interview where he related that his favorite childhood book was The Very Hungry Caterpillar, which was interesting because it came out the year he graduated from Yale.) Besides, he's going to be far too busy going back to his old pre-politics job...watching MTV videos with his best friend Beavis.

kali921 January 29 2009, 21:35:55 UTC

Well, the coloring books are more for his cabal. I figured that Bush really hasn't graduated beyond finger painting.

txtriffidranch January 29 2009, 22:18:42 UTC

Just so long as you include a copy of My Wingless Fly Collection for Dick Cheney.

kali921 January 29 2009, 22:37:09 UTC

Shouldn't that be My Poverty-&-Violence-Stricken Third World Country Collection?

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mr_cyn1cal January 29 2009, 21:36:48 UTC

"6. Selling Karl Rove into slavery in Sub-Saharan Africa"

Dammit, must you ruin all my plans?

kali921 January 29 2009, 21:38:22 UTC

Please note that we very carefully did NOT say that you couldn't sell him into slavery in Wales, South Ossetia, Lapland, or Namibia.

txtriffidranch January 29 2009, 22:45:39 UTC

Besides, I'm pretty sure that the Maori would love to take a few cracks at him. The thought of Rove being driven naked through Aotearoa with two burly warriors armed with taiaha is probably one of his secret dreams, and I'd love to make it a nightmare.

box_in_the_box January 29 2009, 22:21:32 UTC

Beautiful Agony is awesome, and I can think of countless women, even including platonic female friends, whom I would love to see on that site, simply because Every Woman's O-Face Is Beautiful.

kali921 January 29 2009, 22:35:50 UTC

I just loved the slightly Rococo graphics on the home page of the site. The little flourishes in the upper lefthand corner cracked me up. ~*~BEAUTIFUL AGONY~*~

box_in_the_box January 29 2009, 22:48:52 UTC

... Yeah, see, try as I might, I'm incapable of noticing the graphics on such a site. ;)