Just finished watching a show on the History channel about how the sun will destroy the Earth when it ages into a Red Dwarf. The show was very informative but I had one MAJOR issue with the information presented. They were saying it could take 3 Billion years before it start to effect life on Earth, but they are forgetting about Human Evolution and ( Read more... )

Why is it that I always rip my pants in the crotch?

I would stab Satan Claws in the eye for a Luther Burger


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Nothing like eating overnuked SPAM before going to bed. Let the funky dreams commence.

I do believe the fates have turned around on the tall dark and chocolaty Charlie Brown.

Does anybody know of any places that are doing any hiring in the Winston=Salem, Greensboro, or High Point area? Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

Is mucous suppose to be the consistency of cream of chicken soup?

Holy Sh*@ ... I am Dante from Clerks. WTF!!!

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Could GOD make some ganja so crunkalicious that if GOD smoked it he would get completely wasted. Yes, hence the Platypus.