I am going to get 200 points... just you wait.

Dave and I talked about making methamphetamines and his sweatshirt smelled like ether and we had to make reduction prints and we discussed Jeff Hutchins' dark side and I did alot of coke. Just kidding... Jeff Hutchins doesn't have a dark side.

Long time I last wrote. So long in fact, that I stopped dating Stephen the Wigger and hooked up with his brother to make him mad. Then I fucked Justin again.. then I stopped hooking up with everyone altogether. I'm moving in 5 1/2 months to Arizona to be with my mark and guillermo and danielle and sean and rae and all the happy people down there. I ( Read more... )

This is some Jerry Springer shit right here. I am sweating my boyfriend's brother... how horrible is that? Danielle, straighten me out! ...I'm out of control.

I miss Guillermo and Danielle and Rae and Mark and Sonic and Chipotle and Goldschlager and Parrot Bay and Southern Comfort and my hippie shoes and Gorgeous and Emo's bed and Rae's horrid roommate Rob and drunkenly wandering around large cities in southwestern states.

I am drinking by myself, and writing in an online journal, in Phoenix. Why? Because I don't know, nor frankly do I care, where Mark is at the moment. I went out last night (by myself, of course) and bought a bottle of goldschlager. A mexican named Vince drank alot of it (I hate him) but I intend to finish the rest before starting in on the Jack ( Read more... )

I've been here one day, and am already convinced that I am becoming a dishwasher at the Souper Salad own the street and never ever entering New England again. I have no idea why anybody would ever leave Phoenix... I'm in love with it. We took some pictures last night....

Danielle, slightly inebriated.

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So last night, after a stressful day in which I dumped my boyfriend and my best friend, I went over to my good friend Nobles' house for a barbecue. Nobles is a sexy, smooth-talking well dressed black man who is good at charming the ladies and even better in bed with them, and I have always wanted him. Unfortunately, he's my sister's friend, and ( Read more... )

You... are a bitch. I'm putting you on blast for everyone to see because that's the least you deserve, you fucking slut. It's bad enough that you are going behind your boyfriend's back to see a guy you KNOW he hates. But it's about a thousand times worse because that guy is MY guy. You need to back the fuck off before I kick your anorexic ass out ( Read more... )