[one-shot][Ohmiya] Strawberry Jam

[kailice]

Title: Strawberry Jam (or Questioning the Big Answers)
Pairing: Ohmiya
Rating: (light) R
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: Aiba’s not the only one who likes to experiment. Sequel (of sorts) to Answering the Big Questions
Notes: ...I apologize in advance? You should probably read Answering the Big Questions before reading this. Or you could just read

Comments

[kailice]

It never failed to amaze how high Sho's voice could go when screeching

[daisuki_dkzen]

ROFL!! i totally LOVE Naga-nii interaction! of course he could make sparkly chopsticks look manly. only naga-nii has the ability to do so! LOL!!

poor sho has probably lost his sanity by now. *pets sho on the head* *teehee*

[kailice]

It's actually his manliness that MAKES the chopsticks sparkle D: Manly sparkles, of course.

(it's from an ad that Nagase did! Shota has scans here!)

Poor, poor Sho and his crazy bandmates. *pat pat*

[daisuki_dkzen]

oh gawd! thats such an awesome ad!! LOL!! naga-nii, you are one of a kind! <3<3

[kailice]

He is seriously amazing <333 You can expect more cameos from Naga-nii in other stories, because really, I can't NOT include him anymore XD

[floweranza]

I GIVE MY FULL APPRECIATION TO BOTH THIS FIC AND THIS AFTER-FIC.

[kailice]

WOOHOO, THREE THUMBS UP :D I CAN FEEL THE APPRECIATION.

Aiba was hoping to use the robot to figure out how Nagase could be so manly, but not even the robot could stand Naga-nii's sparkly chopsticks and noodles of manliness. And Ohmiya- well, that one's obvious, isn't it? XD

Thanks for reading! <333

[shotaphile]

sjahfdkfshsdf I love that all I have to do is mention the chopsticks and you attack me with commentfic. Just what exactly have I done to be surrounded with so many amazing people?

Sho's life is so beautiful and Naga-nii/manly noodles is the new OTP, OKAY?

[kailice]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED D: Naga-nii's sparkly chopsticks inspired me or something. I clicked the reply button innocently, then it just appeared there D: D: D:
It's because you're so amazing yourself, darling <333

Sho thinks his life is a little too beautiful sometimes. And Naga-nii/manly noodles is right up there with Ohmiya as my OTP. I have a feeling it's going to show up in almost all of my fics from now on.

[shotaphile]

THEY ARE VERY INSPIRING.
S-shut up. I didn't even manage to finish my Ohmiya entry, so I had to cut parts of it out and just submit the first part (I'll finish it later, of course, I hate leaving text unused like that).

We should totally see how many we can fit him into. I bet I can get them into the Shiba Nino fic. And, uhhhh, Sky Pirates?

(D: I just realized exactly how few canon Arashi fic I have. Like, half of my documents are Drama stuff.)

[kailice]

I think what you meant to say is that you're so amazing that you had to cut parts because the world couldn't handle it all at once.

Haha, we should. It's an OTP that fits in almost anywhere, in any genre! D:

(lol XD Most of my fic ideas are AU or something, but I've only ever posted canon - or at least, things like this)

[shotaphile]

Riiiiiiiiiiiggghhttt. >.> That's totally what I meant.

._. I'm a little sad Naga-nii's chapter in Angel Mine is already done. I totally could have fit in a line about noodles, I'm sure of it. Shiba Nino is totally going to steal some of them though, I know that much.

(I post everything because I am an attention whore and like comments :D :D :D)

This is why you shouldn't try writing ten years in two days D: D: D:

[shotaphile]

2000

Later, it comes as a bit of a shock to him to learn that he wasn’t the only one who never wanted to debut. Nino’s got this insane obsession with baseball, he finds, that leads to him dragging Ohno outside to play catch in the rain during recording breaks, which eventually leads to the both of them getting sick, just like Ohno said it would.

Ohno doesn’t even like baseball.

What he does like is the way Nino will bat his eyes when he says ‘Oh-chan, come play.’ How he’ll laugh when Ohno makes a particularly awkward dive to catch the ball, the sound high and thin and utterly delighted; cuddling on the couch under about twenty different blankets, poking at little scrapes and bruises that makeup is probably going to yell at them for later and sneezing into each other’s hair.

Sho sets aside his textbooks long enough one day to sit down with Ohno and have a serious talk about responsibility and maturity and ‘if you ever hurt him-‘ that sort of reminds Ohno of an over cautious father’s concern for his only daughter’s virtue

Re: This is why you shouldn't try writing ten years in two days D: D: D:

[shotaphile]

2001

Re: This is why you shouldn't try writing ten years in two days D: D: D:

[shotaphile]

2002

‘Aiba’s an idiot.’ Nino proclaims with the utmost certainty, kicking his feet into Ohno’s lap.

Ohno eases his magazine out from under him and turns the page. ‘You can’t blame him for his lungs.’ Ohno says serenely. ‘It’s not as if he asked for it to happen. At least,’ he amends, ‘I don’t think he did. Be a pretty silly thing to wish for in any case.’

Nino makes a discontent noise in the back of his throat. ‘Not that. The apologizing thing. If he does it again, I swear I’ll do something painful and embarrassing to him at the next concert.’ He takes out some string to occupy his hands with

Re: This is why you shouldn't try writing ten years in two days D: D: D:

[kailice]

STOP POSTING AWESOME THINGS IN MY THREAD, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD D:
askgsnjgkn just kidding ILU and please never leave me ♥

I don't know where to start XD The Mama!Sho and the Nino taking care of drunk!Ohno and the Ohmiya SK and the Aiba and the violated!Nino XDDD