[one-shot][Ohmiya] Strawberry Jam
Title: Strawberry Jam (or Questioning the Big Answers)
Pairing: Ohmiya
Rating: (light) R
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: Aiba’s not the only one who likes to experiment. Sequel (of sorts) to Answering the Big Questions
Notes: ...I apologize in advance? You should probably read Answering the Big Questions before reading this. Or you could just read ( Read more... )
Pairing: Ohmiya
Rating: (light) R
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: Aiba’s not the only one who likes to experiment. Sequel (of sorts) to Answering the Big Questions
Notes: ...I apologize in advance? You should probably read Answering the Big Questions before reading this. Or you could just read ( Read more... )
‘Aiba’s an idiot.’ Nino proclaims with the utmost certainty, kicking his feet into Ohno’s lap.
Ohno eases his magazine out from under him and turns the page. ‘You can’t blame him for his lungs.’ Ohno says serenely. ‘It’s not as if he asked for it to happen. At least,’ he amends, ‘I don’t think he did. Be a pretty silly thing to wish for in any case.’
Nino makes a discontent noise in the back of his throat. ‘Not that. The apologizing thing. If he does it again, I swear I’ll do something painful and embarrassing to him at the next concert.’ He takes out some string to occupy his hands with.
‘Like pantsing?’
A dismissive hand gesture. ‘I do that anyway. Something worse.’
Ohno chews on his bottom lips. ‘What if you pulled down his underwear too?’
‘Illegal.’
‘Oh.’
‘Guys.’ Aiba pleads, tugging Nino fully onto the bed and mostly onto his lap. ‘Could you please stop talking about me like I’m not here?’
Nino settles into the hold easily enough, hands never stopping their slow, repetitive motion. He wriggles his hips slightly. ‘Hmmmm?’ He sighs, lilting. ‘That’s strange, Taka, did you hear something?’
‘Just my heart going dokidoki for you, Yuutan~’ Ohno beams idly, turning another page.
‘Nino, what did I tell you about the hip thing? What did Sho tell you about the hip thing. Guys, who’re Taka and Yuutan? Is this something for the next concert? It’s it something that’s going to make Matsujun angry? I’m hungry, when’s lunch?’
Nino squirms with malicious intent. ‘Masaki eats so much.’ He says, eyes narrowed. ‘I think we’ll have to start budgeting his meals, Takkun, we’re not made of money after all.’ Says the boy who has never once paid for his own food.
Ohno looks up from the magazine’s glossy pages. He blinks. “Na, Yuuji, I don’t think that’s how you do mizuhiki.’
‘Hm?’ Nino winds another length of purple loosely around Aiba’s wrists.
‘That’s okay.’ Aiba says. ‘I like it when Nino ties me up.’
There’s a moment of sudden and absolute silence.
‘Aiba’s got a boner!’ Nino shrieks, and vaults from the bed and into Ohno’s waiting arms.
‘I warned you about the hip thing.’ Aiba says matter of fact.
Nino sobs fitfully into Ohno’s shoulder. ‘Poor thing.’ Ohno coos, patting him on the head. ‘Now you’ll never be able to wear white at your wedding.’ Nino cries harder.
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askgsnjgkn just kidding ILU and please never leave me ♥
I don't know where to start XD The Mama!Sho and the Nino taking care of drunk!Ohno and the Ohmiya SK and the Aiba and the violated!Nino XDDD
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*clings to you like Nino clings to Ohno's butt*
Sho will always be mama!Sho, he can't not be. And I am of the opinion that Ohno totally drank before he turned 20, it's too easy to get alcohol in Japan and he likes drinking too much to have actually waited. But there's still something to celebrating the legality of it that tends to make a lot of people go overboard with the drinking. D:
And Aiba is a great big dirty perv, but we love him anyway <3
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that's some pretty intense clinging *clings back*
I love mama!Sho <3 and I wouldn't be surprised if Ohno drank before turning 20.
I sort of like him because of his perviness, which is sort of awkward, but hey <3
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Poor Nino. Except for maybe Jun-chan, they all look like pretty heavy drinkers. ._. But, you know, eating more might help you with that alcohol intolerance, I hear body weight helps.
Well his perviness is what makes him Aiba, right? So if you like Aiba you've gotta like his perviness too.
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LIE TO ME IF YOU HAVE TOO!
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Just as soon as I finish Angel Mine. >.>
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also, i don't think i commented on your angel mine fics before for i am a lazy-ass lurker but i love that series something firece so please continue anything you like! :3
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8D
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So I can, you know, maybe clear out some of my open documents D:
P.S. I love your icon!
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FREEDOM FROM WORD! i wish you luck!
and thank you! i just made it today. and also it's very very true no? :P
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also this may be totally random of me to say, but would you like to be my friend? you seem interesting enough and my GOD your header on you LJ is so awesome! :3
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*friends*
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i am so easy like that. :P
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