I remind myself of Jason Segel in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" where he wears sweatpants for a week straight. My life ( Read more... )

"Hi, my name is Blair. I can do hair, make-up, take good photos, and fuck your brains out," Blair Dungeon.

Crazy roommates are (not) fun.

- Went to a Columbia-run concert where there was free vitamin water and free condoms from Common Ground a.k.a. the Bridges of Columbia College ( Read more... )

I don't even know how to describe what I'm feeling lately. It's like I'm in a constant state of depression. I don't want to leave Kyle. I'm so scared.

I spent the day with Kyle. We went to Royal Oak and then Holiday market to buy burgers to make for dinner. We came home and made french fries (on the grill which caught on fire and I heroically put out with gloves), the burgers, and a salad. Q and K ate with us and Q told many, many jokes ( Read more... )

I hate August for many reasons, which I don't feel like discussing right now because it will only make me sad ( Read more... )

What an awful week. Wisdom teeth, awkward situations, and me being a dumbass. Thankfully, the Wings turned it all around last night after winning and I knew things would be alright. Oh, but not before Sara and I rolled down the Red Robin hill (I now have bruises all over my hamstrings) and a fucking stink beetle found its way into my car and ( Read more... )

I got my wisdom teeth out on Tuesday and it really hasn't been that bad. The anesthesia was one of the best moments of my young life and now I'm on pain killers which make me... interesting to say the least ( Read more... )

Setting: a bonfire at JJ's house.

Conflict: even with his Boyscout abilities, Tyler cannot get the fire to remain burning.
Solution: we decide to chop wood.

Kyle Schultz as he's chopping lumber and nearly breaks one in half, "It's coming." Sami Farhat responds, "So am I."

YES.

When it's pouring rain outside, all I think about is you ( Read more... )