#237: Sex Angel Magic

[kaifectionery]

Title: Sex Angel Magic
Pairing(s): TaoKai
Rating: r
Length: 9840 words
Warning(s): [Please click to open.]some dirty language
Summary: Tao's friends hire him a stripper as a surprise for his birthday, said stripper trips on his pants during his routine and now it's 2 a.m. and he's holding his hand in the emergency room.

Author's Note: The hand holding is more, er,

Comments

[belovedtaozi]

IM FUCKING AHDBFBRINRNFKFL
I LOVED THIS SO MUCH
TAOKAI IS AHHHHHH
We get so little Taokai fics huhu and this was great
I loved the stage names lmao. Also omg if I was Jongin, I would've been so mortified after falling off stage.
I loved the banter between the two and how easy going they were with each other. Also loved the characterizations.
Jongin was so cute omg and I loved Tao's confidence (it's so Tao haha)
I liked the end too. The "Cuckold" part made me laugh lol. I'm glad Tao didn't feel jealous ahhand is more than ok with Jongin dancing.
The body worshipping part was so hot ahhhhh;;;
Anyway, I loved this fic. Thank you so much for writing and sharing!

[eoryndal]

IKR! There are never enough TaoKai fics

I'm glad you liked it <3 Lmao, "ridiculous stripper names" was part of the prompt, so I did my best (worst).

Oh, I think Jongin was pretty mortified that he tripped and fell but at first his injuries hurt so much they were his primary concern and then later on he was a bit distracted by Tao ^^

Thank you for your comment

[sugaryandsalted]

Yay, TaoKai! ♥
It's such a rare, but fun ship!
I appreciate the way Tao IS naughty, though not to the point of being a jerk. It's a refreshing change from the usual pattern starring good-natured kids - Tao was 31, and he did want that stripper that was way too young, and he did sort of pay him or buy a lot of stuff for him. But the story wasn't very focused on that aspect, which I liked. It was a rather sober and undramatic tale. Alsooo... Tao didn't make a fuss of Nini continuing to be a stripper and rake himself over stranger's laps - like, why not? It IS hot~ *shrug*

Last but not least the glitter element was pretty and naughty alike ;3
Good job ♥

[eoryndal]

Thank you for reading and commenting~

Yeah, their relationship is definitely quite casual but that doesn't mean that their feelings aren't deep.

Tao acts in a way that makes him seem more immature than he is (when he's not in business mode, a side of him we didn't see in this fic) so I think they don't feel their age gap very acutely. Though actually he's quite the sugar daddy to Jongin, isn't he?

[xo_thefirst]

omg there is definitely not enough taokai stories in the world and here you bring a masterpiece.
this story is everything i didn't really know i needed?

first of all, the summary pulled me in.
second of all, you had me at kim 'big buns' minseok and the names just kept getting better and better.
third of all, everything was just. super. great.

idek what to say. the only thing running through my head was that this entire story is perfection.
thank you so much for writing it, lovely author, and gracing us with this beauty <3

[eoryndal]

A masterpiece? Omg, I'm honoured ^/////^ But I have to put a disclaimer on the summary, lol, I got that from how the prompt was worded.

I'm so embarrassed of the stripper names but I'm glad they served their purpose of making readers laugh and/or shake their heads and facepalm xD

Thank you for this lovely comments /snuggles into it like a warm, fluffy blanket <3

[soybean_88]

This is 100% pure fun! Tao's personality was really well written and I felt like you made a new, real character - he wasn't just a mash-up of tropes and cliches.

You put in all members of EXO ~ I 💜 U

I WISH I COULD WRITE PLAYFUL DIALOGUE LIKE YOU IT IS A SKILL and you executed it brilliantly.

Did it hurt?” he starts and looks up at Jongin.

“Of course!” Jongin whines. “It hurt so-”

“When you fell from heaven?” ... The medic huffs out a laugh and tries to cover it with a cough.
I am the medic.

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"Creep" "Klutz"

"Cuckold" "Slut"

The tension and release of these scenes I love love love

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The time that Tao is giving attention to Jongin's inner thighs THERE IS NO OUTSIDE WORLD AN APOCALYPSE COULD HAPPEN AND I'D STILL BE CURLED IN THIS ARMCHAIR READING ABOUT THE PURPLE MARKS BLOOMING ON JONGIN'S SKIN 💜

Thank you so much for writing this

[eoryndal]

One of my biggest pet peeves ever is when Tao is written as an assortment of clichés and fandom jokes >.< I'm so happy I could make him feel like an individual, as he deserves to be written!

SCREAMS thank you so much for praising my dialogues because dialogue writing is so hardddddd ;A;

I am the medic, too. We're all the medic xD

All hail Jongin's inner thighs u////u

Thanks for your comments~

[tsukarerudesu]

TAOKAI. I love this pairing. This was hilariously fun to read.

Tao, Sehun, Joonmyun, and Lu Han -So dangerous.
Zhang 'Good Lay' Yixing XD!!! Receipts??
“Everyone's my type,” Tao declares, “but people who look like me are especially my type.” XD!!!
he mistrusting squint Mr. Byun throws him I like Mr. Byun
He'd recognized Tao and found the fact that he was already back at Jongin's door worthy of a cheeky grin and wiggling eyebrows. Mr. Byun so cute LOL
“Who the ever-loving fuck creates these stupid names?!” “Manager Wu?” LMAOOOOO. JUDGING KRIS SO HARD RN.

[eoryndal]

Thank you~

Haha, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, tbh!

Well, he's certainly not bad, so...

No one messes with Mr. Byun's patients.