OoC

[kaguyakimimaro]

This is OoC! *waves banner!* Don't kill me, this was just too good to pass up (especially after recent comments I've posted).

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[gigabomb]

And... well, I'm straight. Why are all my flings with guys? And my God, I'm marrying a man twelve years older than me. And I'm having sex with... Orochimaru-sama. *mind fills with disturbing images. Much gagging ensues* Can't I at least cheat on my future husband with someone in my own age group who's preferably female? The only girl in my wedding is so butch she barely counts.

[orochimaru]

And I'm having sex with... Orochimaru-sama. *mind fills with disturbing images. Much gagging ensues*

Don't worry, Kidomarou. You're not really my type. We can just have an innocent make-out session on the couch.

I'll have sex with Kimimaro.

[kaguyakimimaro]

Amen to that.

[_kidoumaru_]

Be my guest. Just don't invite me.