What I get for venturing into ff.net

[kaethe]

Dear writer,

Colon = internal organ, connected to food digestion and waste management

Cologne = heavy perfume

"He'd know the smell of his colon anywhere." = initial *huh??*, followed by hours of laughter

Thanks, I needed that.

Me

Comments

[kaethe]

That would be great, but no, this was gen. Character A was being held in the back seat by character B while character C drove to the hospital. The image that first came to mind was rather gross.

[meridae]

You know, if it's m/m slash they may indeed mean the smell of his colon ::evil grin:: Sorry, one author I've been reading recently seems to really get off on butt smell.

[kaethe]

Y'know, everyone has their own kinks and all, but I just can't see how that enhances the mood.

This story was actually gen h/c, and it was supposed to be character A finding comfort in the closeness of character B. I thought he'd had a massive case of diarrhea.

[augustuscaesar]

See THAT is what you tell kids when they whine about how no one needs to know how to spell *g*

[kaethe]

Yeah, I may have to use that example. 7th graders would love it.

[gehayi]

My first thought was of the punctuation mark.

My second thought was of Sergeant Fred Colon from Discworld.

Neither strike me as things I'd want to smell particularly.

[kaethe]

Especially not Fred. Although it would be better than smelling Nobby, by all accounts.

PS: love your icon!

[gehayi]

Though they're kind of a set, so you might end up smelling Nobby once you were in Fred's vicinity.

And thanks. It's by shiplizard.

[creedcascade]

What were you thinking?

[kaethe]

Given that the context was character A being sick and taken to the hospital by characters B (who was snuggling him) and C? I was torn between passing gas and diarrhea.