In case there's someone on my friendslist who hasn't had this all over theirs: http://community.livejournal.com/meta_writer/11560.html Amazon is removing rankings from so-called "adult" books (which mainly seem to be GLBT, alternative sexualities, and other non-heteronormative works from ( Read more... )

Someone is having a party behind my house, and it's loud enough that I can't concentrate on anything. And since my bedroom is in the back of the house, I can't go to sleep, either. Grr. Argh.

Okay, so, long day, right? And I decide to go shopping. Get to the store, shop, run my card--it's declined. I know there's no reason for that. Plus I'm pissed. So I go home, call the card people, they say that something was screwed up in the transmission, so they sent a request for the 3 digit whatsit number on the back, the request wasn't ( Read more... )

Grr. Argh ( Read more... )

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB *IRS* STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

Where did that sentence construction come from? The 'let me show you it' one ( Read more... )

So. I go haul, like, 20 cases of soda and water into the house, probably causing my back permanent injury, and in the process managed to impale a Dr. Pepper can on my mailbox. No, really. DP everywhere on my porch. And the best part? When I went to turn on the hose to clean it off, that faucet is apparently frozen. Which means *it* will ( Read more... )

My thoughts on LJ's latest policies re: adult content ( Read more... )

Dear writer,

Colon = internal organ, connected to food digestion and waste management

Cologne = heavy perfume

"He'd know the smell of his colon anywhere." = initial *huh??*, followed by hours of laughter

Thanks, I needed that.

Me

I just had to tell Mormons FOUR times that I wasn't interested in their message to get them to go away. Not selling anything. Bullshit ( Read more... )