first, the complaint:

Do not cancel 7:30 am meetings at 5 pm. Given that half the attendee list was in the conference room, calling the meeting organizer to ask where he was...I don't feel so bad.

Now the two links:

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ganked from mseuphrates because it was just too funny:

http://lolthulhu.com/

Today I saw a Pontiac Solstice convertible with a trailer hitch mounted bike rack and a fairly expensive mountain bike on the back. The bike was taller than the car.

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I just got an email from the IRS, wanting to give me a refund.

You knew that had to be spam, right? Because the IRS giving money away just doesn't happen

British Cub Scouts find drug stash

[...]
There are many awards available to the keen Cub Scout, including entertainer, naturalist, scientist and even martial arts expert.

But unfortunately for one sharp-eyed pack, there is so far no stumbling-on-a-big-stash-of-heroin-and-getting-its-owners-sent-to-jail badge.
[...]

Broken arms cause games recall

Players of "Arm Spirit" advance through 10 levels, battling a French maid, drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler.

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normally emails from my father are not this funny (his other forwarded email this week was a power point presentation about the things God will not ask you on judgement day, and why you should be saved - pretty artwork, ruined by text and music, IMNSHO).

If you're pullin' a 5th wheel with an Chevy S-10 Blazer ... you might be a redneck.


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While cleaning out the garage:

Kevin: Where do you want me to put these glue sticks?
Barry: In the box of random fasteners.
Kevin: But glue sticks aren't fasteners...
Barry: They hold things together