☼003 [voice]

[kabukichoqueen]

[audio: random curse chant coming from another room]

Oy! Oy! You bastard! Stop making so many weird noises at night!
What are you going to do if I get nightmares about this?! I'll kill you!!!

[audio: her banging her fist on the wall]

GIN-CHAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!
You're not lonely, are you?
I'm coming over!

Comments

[deathtohijikata]

[audio, slightly muffled but loud as it's yelled from the other room]

Oye, you. Stop making all that noise or I'll screw up the curse and it will backfire onto you instead.

[thisisdiabeetus]

Just so you know, insurance doesn't cover death by hellgate malfunction.

[deathtohijikata]

Tell that to China. She's the one who keeps interrupting and trying to eat my gingerbread voodoo dolls.

[kabukichoqueen]

The last batch was a bit burnt and it could use more salt.

[thisisdiabeetus]

IF YOU GET LOST DON'T EXPECT ME TO COME FIND YOU

[kabukichoqueen]

I won't get lost if you tell me where you are.

[thisisdiabeetus]

Platform 7, train 4.

[kabukichoqueen]

Is there a nice closet for me to sleep in?

[reinitialed]

Another one who doesn't even need to use this thing to communicate.

[kabukichoqueen]

Technology does that to people, like those stupid lovers calling each other on the phone when they're only three steps apart.