☼003 [voice]

[kabukichoqueen]

[audio: random curse chant coming from another room]

Oy! Oy! You bastard! Stop making so many weird noises at night!
What are you going to do if I get nightmares about this?! I'll kill you!!!

[audio: her banging her fist on the wall]

GIN-CHAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!
You're not lonely, are you?
I'm coming over!

Comments

[deathtohijikata]

[audio, slightly muffled but loud as it's yelled from the other room]

Oye, you. Stop making all that noise or I'll screw up the curse and it will backfire onto you instead.

[thisisdiabeetus]

Just so you know, insurance doesn't cover death by hellgate malfunction.

[deathtohijikata]

Tell that to China. She's the one who keeps interrupting and trying to eat my gingerbread voodoo dolls.

[kabukichoqueen]

The last batch was a bit burnt and it could use more salt.

[deathtohijikata]

I'll make sure to salt the next ones with arsenic!

[thisisdiabeetus]

You can't salt something with arsenic, oi. Make up your mind.

[deathtohijikata]

Sprinkle? Dust? Coat? Cover?

[kabukichoqueen]

Sprinkle sounds gay, dust sounds dusty, coat sounds like your painting it and cover just sounds wrong.

[deathtohijikata]

We'll stick with cover then.

[kabukichoqueen]

[audio: yes, we're recording this bickering between rooms for we are intelligent people]

Stop making all that noise or I'll backfire that curse with a bullet to your brain!

[deathtohijikata]

[audio: even louder yelling back]

Why don't you come try and stop me then?

[audio: pounding gets louder and faster]

[kabukichoqueen]

Nice try. Mami told me not to go into suspicious boys' rooms at night.

[deathtohijikata]

Then what the hell are you doing still in my compartment?

[kabukichoqueen]

It's my compartment, sadist.

[deathtohijikata]

Did I knock you against that wall so hard you lost your memory monster girl? I was here first.

[kabukichoqueen]

And you weren't there when I got here. Finders keepers.