Comments | kabukichoqueen: ☼001

kabukichoqueen

☼001

Sep 14, 2008 11:52

Hey, I think I know who that old man is. You know, that crazy old coot who says that he's met God. He's Santa Claus, isn't he? He owes me a present, last year's meat buns were stale!

Is someone else staying in this compartment? I'm claiming the room next to the shower!

Now where's the food?!

where is my sukonbu, aru at the end of every sentence aru, big dongs are big

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[voice] kabukichoqueen September 14 2008, 06:22:34 UTC

He's an old man that sneaks into children's rooms during Christmas and takes all your milk and cookies!

He tries to make things better by leaving gifts, though.

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kabukichoqueen September 14 2008, 07:04:27 UTC

Yeah. Or he could be your Dad in a fat suit.

Last year he gave me meat buns after farting on my face... AND THEY WERE STALE!

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evilafterall September 14 2008, 06:10:12 UTC

Santa Clause, hm? I wonder what presents he will bring for us then?

kabukichoqueen September 14 2008, 06:26:55 UTC

Meat buns?

Don't let it be Korean Pop Culture for Christmas again.

evilafterall September 14 2008, 06:33:17 UTC

My, you're quite amusing. Have you been a good girl for him, then ? I would hate to see your face torn in disappointment.

kabukichoqueen September 14 2008, 06:40:17 UTC

I tried to not punch Shinpachi the other day. Does that count?

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[VOICE] giantsdrink September 14 2008, 20:49:31 UTC

... You know, now that you mention it, I do remember some crazy old guy saying something about God. That's Santa Claus? Never heard of the guy, he can't be all that interesting.

[VOICE] kabukichoqueen September 15 2008, 02:12:46 UTC

He gives you presents if you've been good.

[VOICE] giantsdrink September 15 2008, 06:49:12 UTC

What kinds of presents are we talking?

[VOICE] kabukichoqueen September 15 2008, 06:58:41 UTC

He's supposed to give you what you ask for, but everybody wants an OWEE or a PS these days so Santa's cheating by giving away cheap gifts to the simple children like me.

And if you're bad you get coal... unless he's too cheap to get coal.

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loveshead September 14 2008, 22:16:53 UTC

Santa who?

kabukichoqueen September 15 2008, 02:23:02 UTC

You know, old man, sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, beer belly, sneaks in your room once a year to leave presents and eat all your snacks...

loveshead September 15 2008, 14:06:04 UTC

Oh, we call them pedophiles where I'm from.

kabukichoqueen September 16 2008, 10:35:17 UTC

Well, at least he leaves some gifts...

mayo_maniac September 14 2008, 22:58:03 UTC

What in hell does that bastard feed you

He’s not Santa Claus, idiot-use your common sense. Does any of the crap lying around look like presents?

kabukichoqueen September 15 2008, 02:29:46 UTC

Maybe he's giving away the Train Samurai experience for Christmas!

mayo_maniac September 15 2008, 03:46:43 UTC

You got the "Train" part right.