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[kabukichoqueen]

Hey, I think I know who that old man is. You know, that crazy old coot who says that he's met God. He's Santa Claus, isn't he? He owes me a present, last year's meat buns were stale!

Is someone else staying in this compartment? I'm claiming the room next to the shower!

Now where's the food?!

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[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

... You know, now that you mention it, I do remember some crazy old guy saying something about God. That's Santa Claus? Never heard of the guy, he can't be all that interesting.

[VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

He gives you presents if you've been good.

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

What kinds of presents are we talking?

[VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

He's supposed to give you what you ask for, but everybody wants an OWEE or a PS these days so Santa's cheating by giving away cheap gifts to the simple children like me.

And if you're bad you get coal... unless he's too cheap to get coal.

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

What the hell are 'Owwies' and P.S.'s? I've never heard of them, it's no wonder he doesn't have them.

I've never gotten coal. That would have come in handy sometimes.

[VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

Brain rotting, addicting things that will turn you into an otaku. But they're better than kendamas.

Then hit someone a lot and write to Santa about how you've been good and demand a Nintendo DS.

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

Never heard of that either, so I'm safe, whatever those are.

This Santa guy sounds more like he's trying to poison you.

[VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

No, that would be the guy who shares my compartment.

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

So why're you sharing a compartment with a guy who wants to poison you?

[VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

I don't know! Go ask him!

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

Who was there first?

1/3 [VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

I wa-

2/3 [VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

....

3/3 [VOICE]

[kabukichoqueen]

[gunshot]
[please enjoy your static noises]

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

...

[WILL BE OVER HERE SNICKERING]