Title: Oral Fixation
Author: Leale
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: LOTR RPS, VM/OB
Summary: Viggo can't stop staring at Orlando's mouth.
Feedback: Gobbled up with a spoon. :)
Archive: Sure, just let me know.
Author's Note: Great big hugs to
valour for the beta and the cheering squad. (Also for ratings, summaries, etc.) Part of the "Stupid Bar Tricks"
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Oh, one comment - we do have M&M's here in the UK, chocolate and peanut, but not the other more interesting ones that I've heard exist in the States, like almond or peanut butter.
I've been using the blonde in the sweet factory joke on blonde friends for years, so Orli asking about the 'W's made me giggle.
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D'oh! My sister was in England this past summer and was telling me that English Smarties were just like our M&Ms...which somehow led me to the conclusion that M&Ms were not common in England. Mea culpa. :) Personally, I like the crispy ones, or the mint ones they only put out around Christmas.
I had a math teacher put them out at a study session and tell us they were "sum" symbols. I *think* he was kidding. :)
Thanks for the comments!
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I demand the next bar story!
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Loved it, as usual!
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You make me want candy *l* M&Ms are nicer than Smarties by far. Elijah is right, Smarties are just compressed sugar. But they do have the whole range of the alphabet on them, which is nice because then you can spell out little messages ;o)
And, I forgot to tell you, but, inspired by your fic, I spent an afternoon recently trying to tie a cherry stem into a knot *l* It didn't happen. I've done it with snakes (you know, the candy that's like jelly-babies but in snake-shape), but cherry stems are too twiggy! Orlando must have one talented tongue!
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Your smarties have the alphabet on them! I'm jealous. :) Ours don't--they come in little rolls and are smooth. My mom used to pack them in my dance bag for recitals.
LOL! You tried to knot a cherry stem! I'm so proud! I've seen people do it, but I just absolutely can't. I'm sure there's a trick to it, and it's probably in one of those "Worst Scenario" handbooks, but I have yet to figure out what it is.
Thanks!
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*makes note to have a party, ASAP*
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*melts in a puddle*
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