Too Good TEASER chapter
It really has been far too long since I posted anything on this fic, and everyone has been so patient, I know. Well, as for the voting, you all wanted 2:1 for Iruka to be seme!!!! I can't tell you how difficult it has been to write this, first of all because I prefer Kakashi as seme, secondly because, well, real life is a dirty whore! and finally because *le sigh* Prozac doesn't work for everyone (WTF? just give us our pron!) Okay, okay, so anyway this is as far as I've gotten with the seme!Iruka, I hope you guys like it because it's been a real bitch to write, let me tell you. I've re-done it so many times...anyway, here's a teaser for you, you'll have to fill in the next part with your dirty little minds until I figure out how to write another hot steamy smex scene. Oh, and one little thing, please please please give me feedback and review love! I need it like a fat kid needs cake! Like a junkie needs crack! I'll hav yur bebez?
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After the hokage had found Genma pawing at the door to Iruka’s and Kakashi’s room, she had decided to put some guards outside. Somehow overlooking the fact that Izumo and Kotetsu had both gotten bloody noses from seeing Iruka, she put them in place and commanded them to let nobody get near or try to break in. Poor Tsunade. She didn’t realize that the Umino effect had influenced the two chuunin, and it wasn’t long after she had gone away that both men ran to the nearest bathroom, locked the door and started drilling each other against the wall, into the floor, over the sink etc. like they hadn’t gotten any in next to forever.
It was at the fateful time that Izumo and Kotetsu disappeared that Genma, who had been lurking in the shadows with his chakra masked, appeared. He was going crazy; his very vivid imagination had gone into overdrive while he was in hiding, supplying him with thousands of pictures of Iruka, his hair spread across the pillows, lips parted, breath coming in pants as he writhed on the bed. He had already wanked off in the very bathroom Kotetsu and Izumo were in at the moment five times, and he knew he had to do something drastic. There was no way he was going to break into the room; as highly as he thought of himself, facing down Kakashi was not something even in his wildest dreams he ever thought he’d come out on top…mmmm, on top, now that was a beautiful thought…argh! Must have sex now! With his senbon twitching erratically he snatched a phone off the corridor wall and punched in a few numbers.
-telephone rings-
“Hello?”
“Raidou! You have to get over to the Hokage tower NOW!”
“Genma? What’s going on? Is everything okay!?”
“Yeah, yeah, it’s fine, but ‘Rai, I’m telling you, you’ve got to get your ass over here pronto!”
“Okay, okay, I’ll see you in a sec. Where in the tower exactly?”
“Top floor, second hallway on the left.”
“Okay. Bye.”
“Bye.”
-phones are hung up-
Just as he replaced the telephone, Genma saw the door to the fateful room slowly opening. He froze, not daring to breathe, and thanked his lucky stars that the phone had been in a tiny niche where Kakashi couldn’t see him, for that was who slunk out. Man, he looked like he’d just gotten a good lay! Genma watched in silence as the Copy-nin, after throwing some seals and wards up, meandered down the hall away from him. Oh ho ho, this was too good! After staying frozen in place for nearly a minute, Genma crept with bated breath down the long hallway, past the bathroom where Izumo and Kotetsu were still banging around, and toward that mystical portal. He’d seen the exact jutsus Kakashi had used, and now, with Iruka all tied up in there! Muahahahahaha!
Inside the room
Iruka surfaced from his deeply relaxed state to find himself alone in the bedroom. He began to squirm uncomfortably in the sweaty, sticky sheets when a shooting pain laced up his spine. Apparently having wild mind blowing sex was not without consequences. Ouch! He was going to have to do something about that. But first, he needed to get the chakra cuffs off. Even though he felt more than a twinge, he managed to bring his feet over his head and, channeling chakra into them, released his right hand from its captivity. Groaning, he uncurled his body and let his legs fall back down onto the mattress. Damn, if he wasn’t sore! Wrinkling his nose in disgust at the sticky sheets and his even more sticky body, he hobbled his way to the attached bathroom for a quick shower and to take care of his very pressing needs.
The guest room he was currently in was probably used for visiting dignitaries from other hidden villages, and was quite nice. The bed was decently comfortable, at least; Iruka could attest to that. Speaking of the bed, Iruka again scrunched his nose up at the sorry affair of the bedding. The sheets desperately needed to be changed. Forgetting his thoughts of washing for the moment, he flew through the seals for ‘shikifu no jutsu’(1) thanking his home economics teacher once again for teaching such a useful skill. Hmmmm, using jutsu in the bedroom, and with that happy thought, his mind began cooking up a little plan to get back at Kakashi for using that clone. With the bedsheet change accomplished, he made his way back into the bathroom to wash up, sparing a slightly troubled glance at the door, which seemed to be making strange noises. Shrugging his shoulders, Iruka closed the shower curtain and turned on the faucets, his devious trickster beginning to plot against the Copy-nin.
Outside the room
Genma was beginning to freak out. He knew he could undo the last seal, he just couldn’t seem to keep his blood flowing to the head between his shoulders. Dammit, there was no more concentrating on this! What was he going to do?! Just then, like an angel sent from heaven, Raidou made his appearance. Genma looked at him like a half-starved, crazed, weasel (2) and Raidou had just enough time to register the look and get out an “ Oh sh-” before he was tackle-glomped and dragged to the nearest unoccupied bathroom, where Genma showed him how good he was with his ‘other senbon’ again…. and again, and again.
Meanwhile…
Oblivious to the scheming going on above him, Kakashi strolled back to the Hokage Tower toting the dinner he’d bought. He decided he’d better not let anyone see him; the Godaime wouldn’t be pleased if she thought he was slacking off with such a serious situation at hand. Thinking this made Kakashi realize that, although he had appropriately secured the door to the room, he’d completely forgotten about the window! He broke into a sprint, running toward his helplessly bound chuunin. What if that little bitch Genma had been loitering around the room, waiting for Kakashi to come out and had now broken in! Shit! He thought he’d felt someone’s chakra presence in the hallway as he’d left! Nearing his destination, he was relieved to find no other ninja but the usual guards outside the tower. Gathering chakra into his legs, he sprang into the air and cemented his feet to the side of the building. When he peeked into the window, a flood of relief swept over him as he saw Iruka the same as he had left him. Using his free hand to pick the lock on the window and slide it open, he casually leapt into the room.
“Yo,” he greeted, eye-smiling at the startled chuunin.
Ohhhh, sensei!(3) Those big liquid brown eyes looking up at him, so sexy! Kakashi was suddenly struck by how stupid it had been to leave Iruka alone. What would have happened if Genma had gotten in and had set Iruka loose! With that mojo-magic potion of Jiraiya’s, Iruka could have killed or seriously injured someone. It gave new meaning to the phrase ‘if looks could kill,’ because Iruka certainly looked killer. Even now, hours after having come into contact with the stuff, Iruka still looked so good that it hurt.
Taking care to shut and lock and put a seal on the window and then drawing the curtains, Kakashi made his way to the bed. He was drawn like a moth to the fire, completely oblivious to the genjutsu. Setting the bag down on the floor, Kakashi crawled over Iruka onto the bed and bent down to claim the lips of his (HIS!) chuunin.
Perhaps Kakashi would have noticed the other faint chakra presences in the room, but since they were all of the Umino type, he seemed to disregard them if he took note of them at all. As it was, the two Iruka clones swept out from under the bed just as Kakashi closed his eye and laid one on the lips of his beloved. Iruka had counted on the element of surprise to work in his favor, and he wasn’t disappointed. As the Iruka he was kissing suddenly bampfed out of existence, Kakashi was simultaneously grabbed around the arms by two clones which had been hiding under the bed. The real Iruka leapt from the foot of the bed to tackle Kakashi down with an ‘oompf’ from the startled jounin.
‘Oh that little bitch!’ Inner!Kakashi howled! Kakashi was so going to castrate Genma with a rusty kunai once he got free, for he truly believed that the special jounin was responsible for his now quite captured state. During Iruka’s jump onto Kakashi’s back, the forehead protector Kakashi wore to cover his sharingan had been dislodged and had succeeded in blindfolding him completely, meaning he couldn’t see that his assailant was none other than Iruka…. and Iruka and Iruka, instead of Genma and his clones. Not about to go out without a fight, Kakashi struggled wildly if ineffectively under the weight pinning him to the mattress and the two pairs of hands gripping his arms. After a brief but equally unsuccessful fight, Kakashi was flipped over, and before he knew it, chakra cuffs had been slapped onto his wrists.
Kakashi was now beginning to panic; his precious dolphin had been captured by the notoriously randy Genma, who had just said, what had it been? Oh yes, ‘If the hokage hadn’t been there, I swear I would have jumped him.’ Just perfect. And to top it all off, here he was tied up and pinned by the horny bastard himself! But just as he was about to open his mouth to tell Genma he was going to dis-member him, Kakashi fell absolutely still and silent, not even breathing. Genma had just sliced off his shirt with a kunai. ‘Oh fuck! That crazy son of a bitch isn’t content with just molesting my Iruka, now he’s going after me!’ Kakashi thought, though he kept completely immobile lest his pants were about to meet the same fate- he wouldn’t want little Kakashi to be in any danger.
Leaning down over Kakashi, Iruka couldn’t help but gloat. Iruka was delighted that he’d caught his copy-nin so easily. He felt a little bit of remorse for sort of betraying his trust like this, but hey, he deserved it for leaving Iruka all alone and helpless and aroused as all hell. Iruka bent over his lover and brushed his lips across the jounin’s still masked lips, wanting to kiss him, but Kakashi had other ideas. Thinking it was Genma, Kakashi did the only thing he could think of; he bit that lip that dared to touch where only Iruka was allowed. With a startled cry, Iruka pulled his lip away painfully. Needless to say, Iruka was quite shocked. His shock turned to anger; that had been no friendly nip! Reaching up to touch his bloody lip, Iruka stared down at Kakashi. That had not been nice. Granted, jumping your ninja boyfriend who was ex-ANBU probably couldn’t ever be considered a wise decision, but he didn’t have to be so pissy about it to bite him! Iruka jerked the hitai-ate up Kakashi, and was met with a puzzling sight. Anger turned to surprise, which then turned to horror. It was amazing how much emotion could be conveyed in that single eye, but Kakashi’s look certainly spoke for him, his gaping mouth was simply opening and closing like a human fish. Horror turned to anger again, and Kakashi growled roughly,
“Genma, drop the henge. Now.” It was Iruka’s turn to be surprised.
“Genma?” Iruka asked, clearly puzzled.
“Don’t play with me, I know it’s you Genma, and it’s definitely not funny, so before I decide to hurt you, let me go, let Iruka go, wherever he is, and get the hell out.”
This was spoken with a coldness Iruka had never before experienced. He sat there atop Kakashi, stunned.
“But…but it’s me! What does Genma have to do with this?” Then Iruka’s stomach dropped as the thought hit him that this might not be Kakashi.
“Kai!” he said, bringing his hands into position. Nothing happened.
“Iruka!” Kakashi cried out, now realizing that he had made a terrible error in judgment.
“Yes! Who else would it be? Genma? Have you been fantasizing about Genma!” Now it was Iruka’s turn to be angry.
“No, no, no, baby! I thought maybe Genma got in and took you while I was gone! I never should have left, I’m so sorry, ‘Ruka!” Kakashi’s single eye was pleading, but Iruka would have none of that.
“You’re sorry, huh,” Iruka purred, a smirk appearing on his lips. “Well, you can start apologizing now. With your mouth... ,on my cock.” And with that Iruka yanked down Kakashi’s mask and straddled his face.
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1. According to http://jisho.org/, shikifu means bedsheets,
2. From the song ‘Albuquerque’
3. So, I use the ‘Ohhhh seeeensssseeeeiiii’ and ‘Puuuuunnnishhhhh meee’ thing a lot, and it’s about time I gave credit where credit was due. I read it first in ‘Look! Look!’ by meleth78 and fell in love with it (btw, that’s a ridiculous awesome fic, if you haven’t read it.)
Next "Teaser" Version 2.0
Ch 5
Ch 4
"fluffy interlude"
Ch 3
Ch 2
Ch 1
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After the hokage had found Genma pawing at the door to Iruka’s and Kakashi’s room, she had decided to put some guards outside. Somehow overlooking the fact that Izumo and Kotetsu had both gotten bloody noses from seeing Iruka, she put them in place and commanded them to let nobody get near or try to break in. Poor Tsunade. She didn’t realize that the Umino effect had influenced the two chuunin, and it wasn’t long after she had gone away that both men ran to the nearest bathroom, locked the door and started drilling each other against the wall, into the floor, over the sink etc. like they hadn’t gotten any in next to forever.
It was at the fateful time that Izumo and Kotetsu disappeared that Genma, who had been lurking in the shadows with his chakra masked, appeared. He was going crazy; his very vivid imagination had gone into overdrive while he was in hiding, supplying him with thousands of pictures of Iruka, his hair spread across the pillows, lips parted, breath coming in pants as he writhed on the bed. He had already wanked off in the very bathroom Kotetsu and Izumo were in at the moment five times, and he knew he had to do something drastic. There was no way he was going to break into the room; as highly as he thought of himself, facing down Kakashi was not something even in his wildest dreams he ever thought he’d come out on top…mmmm, on top, now that was a beautiful thought…argh! Must have sex now! With his senbon twitching erratically he snatched a phone off the corridor wall and punched in a few numbers.
-telephone rings-
“Hello?”
“Raidou! You have to get over to the Hokage tower NOW!”
“Genma? What’s going on? Is everything okay!?”
“Yeah, yeah, it’s fine, but ‘Rai, I’m telling you, you’ve got to get your ass over here pronto!”
“Okay, okay, I’ll see you in a sec. Where in the tower exactly?”
“Top floor, second hallway on the left.”
“Okay. Bye.”
“Bye.”
-phones are hung up-
Just as he replaced the telephone, Genma saw the door to the fateful room slowly opening. He froze, not daring to breathe, and thanked his lucky stars that the phone had been in a tiny niche where Kakashi couldn’t see him, for that was who slunk out. Man, he looked like he’d just gotten a good lay! Genma watched in silence as the Copy-nin, after throwing some seals and wards up, meandered down the hall away from him. Oh ho ho, this was too good! After staying frozen in place for nearly a minute, Genma crept with bated breath down the long hallway, past the bathroom where Izumo and Kotetsu were still banging around, and toward that mystical portal. He’d seen the exact jutsus Kakashi had used, and now, with Iruka all tied up in there! Muahahahahaha!
Inside the room
Iruka surfaced from his deeply relaxed state to find himself alone in the bedroom. He began to squirm uncomfortably in the sweaty, sticky sheets when a shooting pain laced up his spine. Apparently having wild mind blowing sex was not without consequences. Ouch! He was going to have to do something about that. But first, he needed to get the chakra cuffs off. Even though he felt more than a twinge, he managed to bring his feet over his head and, channeling chakra into them, released his right hand from its captivity. Groaning, he uncurled his body and let his legs fall back down onto the mattress. Damn, if he wasn’t sore! Wrinkling his nose in disgust at the sticky sheets and his even more sticky body, he hobbled his way to the attached bathroom for a quick shower and to take care of his very pressing needs.
The guest room he was currently in was probably used for visiting dignitaries from other hidden villages, and was quite nice. The bed was decently comfortable, at least; Iruka could attest to that. Speaking of the bed, Iruka again scrunched his nose up at the sorry affair of the bedding. The sheets desperately needed to be changed. Forgetting his thoughts of washing for the moment, he flew through the seals for ‘shikifu no jutsu’(1) thanking his home economics teacher once again for teaching such a useful skill. Hmmmm, using jutsu in the bedroom, and with that happy thought, his mind began cooking up a little plan to get back at Kakashi for using that clone. With the bedsheet change accomplished, he made his way back into the bathroom to wash up, sparing a slightly troubled glance at the door, which seemed to be making strange noises. Shrugging his shoulders, Iruka closed the shower curtain and turned on the faucets, his devious trickster beginning to plot against the Copy-nin.
Outside the room
Genma was beginning to freak out. He knew he could undo the last seal, he just couldn’t seem to keep his blood flowing to the head between his shoulders. Dammit, there was no more concentrating on this! What was he going to do?! Just then, like an angel sent from heaven, Raidou made his appearance. Genma looked at him like a half-starved, crazed, weasel (2) and Raidou had just enough time to register the look and get out an “ Oh sh-” before he was tackle-glomped and dragged to the nearest unoccupied bathroom, where Genma showed him how good he was with his ‘other senbon’ again…. and again, and again.
Meanwhile…
Oblivious to the scheming going on above him, Kakashi strolled back to the Hokage Tower toting the dinner he’d bought. He decided he’d better not let anyone see him; the Godaime wouldn’t be pleased if she thought he was slacking off with such a serious situation at hand. Thinking this made Kakashi realize that, although he had appropriately secured the door to the room, he’d completely forgotten about the window! He broke into a sprint, running toward his helplessly bound chuunin. What if that little bitch Genma had been loitering around the room, waiting for Kakashi to come out and had now broken in! Shit! He thought he’d felt someone’s chakra presence in the hallway as he’d left! Nearing his destination, he was relieved to find no other ninja but the usual guards outside the tower. Gathering chakra into his legs, he sprang into the air and cemented his feet to the side of the building. When he peeked into the window, a flood of relief swept over him as he saw Iruka the same as he had left him. Using his free hand to pick the lock on the window and slide it open, he casually leapt into the room.
“Yo,” he greeted, eye-smiling at the startled chuunin.
Ohhhh, sensei!(3) Those big liquid brown eyes looking up at him, so sexy! Kakashi was suddenly struck by how stupid it had been to leave Iruka alone. What would have happened if Genma had gotten in and had set Iruka loose! With that mojo-magic potion of Jiraiya’s, Iruka could have killed or seriously injured someone. It gave new meaning to the phrase ‘if looks could kill,’ because Iruka certainly looked killer. Even now, hours after having come into contact with the stuff, Iruka still looked so good that it hurt.
Taking care to shut and lock and put a seal on the window and then drawing the curtains, Kakashi made his way to the bed. He was drawn like a moth to the fire, completely oblivious to the genjutsu. Setting the bag down on the floor, Kakashi crawled over Iruka onto the bed and bent down to claim the lips of his (HIS!) chuunin.
Perhaps Kakashi would have noticed the other faint chakra presences in the room, but since they were all of the Umino type, he seemed to disregard them if he took note of them at all. As it was, the two Iruka clones swept out from under the bed just as Kakashi closed his eye and laid one on the lips of his beloved. Iruka had counted on the element of surprise to work in his favor, and he wasn’t disappointed. As the Iruka he was kissing suddenly bampfed out of existence, Kakashi was simultaneously grabbed around the arms by two clones which had been hiding under the bed. The real Iruka leapt from the foot of the bed to tackle Kakashi down with an ‘oompf’ from the startled jounin.
‘Oh that little bitch!’ Inner!Kakashi howled! Kakashi was so going to castrate Genma with a rusty kunai once he got free, for he truly believed that the special jounin was responsible for his now quite captured state. During Iruka’s jump onto Kakashi’s back, the forehead protector Kakashi wore to cover his sharingan had been dislodged and had succeeded in blindfolding him completely, meaning he couldn’t see that his assailant was none other than Iruka…. and Iruka and Iruka, instead of Genma and his clones. Not about to go out without a fight, Kakashi struggled wildly if ineffectively under the weight pinning him to the mattress and the two pairs of hands gripping his arms. After a brief but equally unsuccessful fight, Kakashi was flipped over, and before he knew it, chakra cuffs had been slapped onto his wrists.
Kakashi was now beginning to panic; his precious dolphin had been captured by the notoriously randy Genma, who had just said, what had it been? Oh yes, ‘If the hokage hadn’t been there, I swear I would have jumped him.’ Just perfect. And to top it all off, here he was tied up and pinned by the horny bastard himself! But just as he was about to open his mouth to tell Genma he was going to dis-member him, Kakashi fell absolutely still and silent, not even breathing. Genma had just sliced off his shirt with a kunai. ‘Oh fuck! That crazy son of a bitch isn’t content with just molesting my Iruka, now he’s going after me!’ Kakashi thought, though he kept completely immobile lest his pants were about to meet the same fate- he wouldn’t want little Kakashi to be in any danger.
Leaning down over Kakashi, Iruka couldn’t help but gloat. Iruka was delighted that he’d caught his copy-nin so easily. He felt a little bit of remorse for sort of betraying his trust like this, but hey, he deserved it for leaving Iruka all alone and helpless and aroused as all hell. Iruka bent over his lover and brushed his lips across the jounin’s still masked lips, wanting to kiss him, but Kakashi had other ideas. Thinking it was Genma, Kakashi did the only thing he could think of; he bit that lip that dared to touch where only Iruka was allowed. With a startled cry, Iruka pulled his lip away painfully. Needless to say, Iruka was quite shocked. His shock turned to anger; that had been no friendly nip! Reaching up to touch his bloody lip, Iruka stared down at Kakashi. That had not been nice. Granted, jumping your ninja boyfriend who was ex-ANBU probably couldn’t ever be considered a wise decision, but he didn’t have to be so pissy about it to bite him! Iruka jerked the hitai-ate up Kakashi, and was met with a puzzling sight. Anger turned to surprise, which then turned to horror. It was amazing how much emotion could be conveyed in that single eye, but Kakashi’s look certainly spoke for him, his gaping mouth was simply opening and closing like a human fish. Horror turned to anger again, and Kakashi growled roughly,
“Genma, drop the henge. Now.” It was Iruka’s turn to be surprised.
“Genma?” Iruka asked, clearly puzzled.
“Don’t play with me, I know it’s you Genma, and it’s definitely not funny, so before I decide to hurt you, let me go, let Iruka go, wherever he is, and get the hell out.”
This was spoken with a coldness Iruka had never before experienced. He sat there atop Kakashi, stunned.
“But…but it’s me! What does Genma have to do with this?” Then Iruka’s stomach dropped as the thought hit him that this might not be Kakashi.
“Kai!” he said, bringing his hands into position. Nothing happened.
“Iruka!” Kakashi cried out, now realizing that he had made a terrible error in judgment.
“Yes! Who else would it be? Genma? Have you been fantasizing about Genma!” Now it was Iruka’s turn to be angry.
“No, no, no, baby! I thought maybe Genma got in and took you while I was gone! I never should have left, I’m so sorry, ‘Ruka!” Kakashi’s single eye was pleading, but Iruka would have none of that.
“You’re sorry, huh,” Iruka purred, a smirk appearing on his lips. “Well, you can start apologizing now. With your mouth... ,on my cock.” And with that Iruka yanked down Kakashi’s mask and straddled his face.
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1. According to http://jisho.org/, shikifu means bedsheets,
2. From the song ‘Albuquerque’
3. So, I use the ‘Ohhhh seeeensssseeeeiiii’ and ‘Puuuuunnnishhhhh meee’ thing a lot, and it’s about time I gave credit where credit was due. I read it first in ‘Look! Look!’ by meleth78 and fell in love with it (btw, that’s a ridiculous awesome fic, if you haven’t read it.)
Next "Teaser" Version 2.0
Ch 5
Ch 4
"fluffy interlude"
Ch 3
Ch 2
Ch 1