Hookups and Emoticons [49]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [49/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 49: Migraines and Virgins
December 24, Wednesday, 9:18PM
***SUnny has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Junsu?
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: You okay...?
SUnny: Fine.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Well, you asked me to come online and here I am... So is everything alright?
SUnny: I'm fine. I just....um....I dunno...
SUnny: I just...I need to tell you something...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: You can forget about it.
SUnny: What?
Chunderful: Everything I said. You can forget about it if it makes it easier. I'll take it all back.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: When I said I love you...I'll be honest. I can't stop feeling this way. But I can pretend. I can pretend these feelings were never there.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: Su? You sure you're okay?
SUnny: I just fucking said I'm fine.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I made everything weird and I didn't even consider your feelings and now I've become such a burden for you. We're friends, I know that. And we can stay that way if you want...
SUnny: I don't want to...
Chunderful: Junsu, don't ask me to stop being friends with you. That's like asking me to stop eating.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: I want to make everything go back to normal, Su. I want to talk to you. I want to look at you. I want to hang out and eat your dad's pizza and pretend I'm not listening when you're gossiping about shit I don't really care about.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: What do you want me to do?! I'll take it all back if you want me to. Everything I said, all my feelings. I'll make all these emotions disappear. At least on the surface...and maybe eventually, I'll begin to believe that I've forgotten about all of it...
SUnny: You wanna know what I want you to do?
Chunderful: Please...I'll do anything, Su
SUnny: I'll tell you what I want.....
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: I want you to stop acting like a pisshead, you meanie!!!! DDD'8<
Chunderful: WTF???
SUnny: You said you loved me a few days ago and now you're ready to take it all back?? That quick?!?! *ninja jump kicks you*
Chunderful: I.....what's going on?
SUnny: Stupid bastard can't even give me a few fucking seconds to think about how I feel and he's already prepared to get rid of meh. =.= Well, BLEH to you, too! DDD'<
Chunderful: ........
SUnny: Sorry...but you pissed me off.
Chunderful: .....I'm so damn confused I don't even know what to say to that......
SUnny: When you said you'd take it all back...
SUnny: I didn't mean to tell you like this but you needed punishment for saying stupid shit like that. Even though I understand why you said it...
Chunderful: I................you............... Tell me what??
SUnny: That I don't want to be just friends. That if you accept my feelings for you, I'll accept yours. And if you take it all back as fast as you freaking say you can, I'll eat your face.
Chunderful: You.........you tortured me because I said I'd take back...when I said I love you......?
SUnny: Maybe I was being a bit of a psycho bitch... Sorry.
Chunderful: Su.........
SUnny: But if you don't accept me as your boyfriend, it's gonna get a hell of a lot bitchier from here.
Chunderful: ...............
SUnny: SPEAK, FOOL! D<
Chunderful: But......when I first confessed to you that day......you ignored me......
SUnny: Well, you ignored me when you found out I was a whore. So, we're even.
Chunderful: No, wait. You ignored me for DAYS. I waited til early the next morning after I found out about your sex life because I couldn't eat or sleep without at least trying to make things right with you. And then you still psycho bitched at me. It's DAYS vs. THE NEXT MORNING, Su.
SUnny: o.o Yeah...well....We're still even cuz I said so!
Chunderful: But....why? Why are you telling me this now?
SUnny: I talked to someone.... >.> Someone too smart for his own damn good.
Chunderful: .........
SUnny: Are you ignoring meh again? o.o I SAID we're even!!! DD'<
Chunderful: Heh...yeah. We're even.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Good.
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: Good...
SUnny: Um......
Chunderful: What, Su?
SUnny: I....
Chunderful: Yeah?
SUnny: I...don't know how to do this boyfriend thing.....so.....what now?
Chunderful: Heh.
SUnny: What, 'heh?' o.o
Chunderful: I may be the virgin virgin, but you're the relationship virgin >D
SUnny: SHUT UP! I've had relationships!
Chunderful: Pfft. Not real ones if all the boyfriends you've had before Hyukjae were just...you know...
SUnny: Ah, yeah.... Well, you're a virgin virgin AND a relationship virgin! >D You've never gone out with anyone~
Chunderful: Yeah, I did!
SUnny: WTF?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHEN?????????????????????????????? DDDDDDDDDD<
SUnny: It had better not be fucking Sunny or I swearz I willz MURDER HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chunderful: Are you jealous? <3
SUnny: I'M GONNA EAT CHU!!!!! D8<
Chunderful: xD
Chunderful: I love you, too...
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: <3
Chunderful: Remember? When I was five? Some girl just grabbed my hand on the playground and said I was her boyfriend for the day. I think her name was Tiffany.
SUnny: Oh.....
Chunderful: I told you. I've been in love with you for a long time.... How could I possibly think of dating anyone else?
Chunderful: At least...not on purpose....>.> I'd only ever talked to Tiffany twice...
SUnny: So...........you ARE a relationship virgin >DDD
Chunderful: Haha. xD I guess so. A virgin in every way. Just the way you like me, right?
SUnny: ...Yeah.
SUnny: But you know...I'd still like you...even if you weren't pure...anymore....
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Okay. I may still be a relationship virgin, but I've read books about relationships and I KNOW you're not supposed to have sex the first day you confess your love for one another.
SUnny: I KNOW!!! D<
Chunderful: Do you? Do you really know?
SUnny: ......No..... T.T
Chunderful: xD
SUnny: But I wasn't INVITING you or anything D< I was just saying!
Chunderful: Yeah, whatever. And I wasn't saying no, was I?
SUnny: RAWR! *body slams you*
SUnny: Wait...what?
Chunderful: Lol
Chunderful: If you'll wait for just a little bit longer, then I won't say no.
SUnny: Yeah......definitely. Of course.
Chunderful: It's not just for me. It's for you, too.
SUnny: Yeah...
Chunderful: You only understand fucking. I want to wait til you can feel what making love is like.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Okay.
SUnny: Thank you.
Chunderful: You deserve it.
SUnny: ...You're the only person who's ever made me feel like I deserve anything worth a shit.
Chunderful: It's 2nd nature to me. Making you understand that you are truly worth more than the stars and moon combined.
Chunderful: And also sexually harassing you. On a regular basis. <3
SUnny: GAH! >.<
Chunderful: Haha! xD You're mine, Su. Forevah~
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: I'm yours. Stupid bestestest boyfriend.
Chunderful: <3
Chunderful: Merry Christmas, baby.
SUnny: Hey! It ain't Christmas, yet! D<
Chunderful: Aw, come on! I wanna be the first one to say it to you.
SUnny: Nope. Doesn't count if it's not Christmas. Otherwise you could just wish me a merry Christmas whenever you frigging feel like on any frigging day of the year =.=
Chunderful: I like that idea <3
SUnny: NO! Say it on CHRISTMAS!
Chunderful: I'll take that as a challenge~
SUnny: FINE!
Chunderful: You know you're fine~ You and your sexy, juicy bootay~ ;D
SUnny: GAH! D8
Chunderful: What? You're not gonna do anything violent to me for being a perverted bastard? No yanking my tongue out? No shoving Yunho's pet rats in my ears?
SUnny: No, asshole. I'm gonna kiss you. Tomorrow. Probably >.>
SUnny: OMG, Yunho has pet rats???? o.O
Chunderful: That sounds like a good idea...
SUnny: PET RATS???? @.@
Chunderful: What?? No!! You kissing me!! Damn.... >.>
SUnny: So Yunho DOES have pet rats!!! How come he never told meh??? How many are there?!? What are they for?? He has a dog!! I thought he loved dogs!!! T.T
Chunderful: I don't know if Yunho has pet rats, I was just kidding!!!
SUnny: Oh >.>
Chunderful: <.<
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: -_-
SUnny: 88D
Chunderful: o.O
SUnny: ...Why do you love a person like me? Don't I give you a headache? Haha... ^.^;
Chunderful: Not at all
SUnny: Yay! 8'D
Chunderful: You're more like a migraine.
SUnny: Ack! X_X
Chunderful: Haha! But you're MY migraine, Su.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: I really do love you, Chun...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I can't wait to hear you say that to my face.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: xP
Chunderful: xD
Chunderful: Shall I cyberly kiss you good night?
SUnny: Why yes, you may~
Chunderful: *kisses you*
SUnny: *chu~*
Chunderful: .............................Okay, it just got weird.
SUnny: Yeah...... >____>
Chunderful: Like bizarre, rot your teeth out, lovey dovey, cheesey cheesecake like....like.......OMG JAEHO >.<
SUnny: OMFG they're YUNJAE!!!!!!!! DDDD8<
SUnny: And what's wrong with a little lovey dovey?? Isn't that what couples normally do?
Chunderful: Sometimes...I guess. But we don't have to....right???
SUnny: Whatever you say, romance expert. =.= But I still want lovey dovey, ooey gooey at least SOMETIMES. Okay???! D< *double-rawr!*
Chunderful: Fine!
SUnny: Fine!
Chunderful: You're the love of my life! D<
SUnny: You are my woooooorld! DD<
Chunderful: Goodnight, baby! DDD<
SUnny: Nite, my l♥ve!! Peace out, y♥! D8<
***Chunderful has signed out
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 50
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Aaaaand this is the 2nd to last chapter. ^^ It's been awesome going through this cracktastic, randomly angsty, romantical, emoticon-filled journey with you guys, but sadly, it must end. T.T On the bright side, there shall be many more projects where this came from! And for those of you who requested fics, I shall work on those right after I finish this series.
Oh yeah! Almost forgot. I have a surprise for you guys! >DD You shall find out what that surprise is...later.....MWHAHAHAA! *does the evil author dance*
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [49/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
Previous Chapters
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Yay banner! 8D Thanks jaetaime for making this lovely masterpiece ♥
Chapter 49: Migraines and Virgins
December 24, Wednesday, 9:18PM
***SUnny has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Junsu?
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: You okay...?
SUnny: Fine.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Well, you asked me to come online and here I am... So is everything alright?
SUnny: I'm fine. I just....um....I dunno...
SUnny: I just...I need to tell you something...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: You can forget about it.
SUnny: What?
Chunderful: Everything I said. You can forget about it if it makes it easier. I'll take it all back.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: When I said I love you...I'll be honest. I can't stop feeling this way. But I can pretend. I can pretend these feelings were never there.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: Su? You sure you're okay?
SUnny: I just fucking said I'm fine.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I made everything weird and I didn't even consider your feelings and now I've become such a burden for you. We're friends, I know that. And we can stay that way if you want...
SUnny: I don't want to...
Chunderful: Junsu, don't ask me to stop being friends with you. That's like asking me to stop eating.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: I want to make everything go back to normal, Su. I want to talk to you. I want to look at you. I want to hang out and eat your dad's pizza and pretend I'm not listening when you're gossiping about shit I don't really care about.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: What do you want me to do?! I'll take it all back if you want me to. Everything I said, all my feelings. I'll make all these emotions disappear. At least on the surface...and maybe eventually, I'll begin to believe that I've forgotten about all of it...
SUnny: You wanna know what I want you to do?
Chunderful: Please...I'll do anything, Su
SUnny: I'll tell you what I want.....
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: I want you to stop acting like a pisshead, you meanie!!!! DDD'8<
Chunderful: WTF???
SUnny: You said you loved me a few days ago and now you're ready to take it all back?? That quick?!?! *ninja jump kicks you*
Chunderful: I.....what's going on?
SUnny: Stupid bastard can't even give me a few fucking seconds to think about how I feel and he's already prepared to get rid of meh. =.= Well, BLEH to you, too! DDD'<
Chunderful: ........
SUnny: Sorry...but you pissed me off.
Chunderful: .....I'm so damn confused I don't even know what to say to that......
SUnny: When you said you'd take it all back...
SUnny: I didn't mean to tell you like this but you needed punishment for saying stupid shit like that. Even though I understand why you said it...
Chunderful: I................you............... Tell me what??
SUnny: That I don't want to be just friends. That if you accept my feelings for you, I'll accept yours. And if you take it all back as fast as you freaking say you can, I'll eat your face.
Chunderful: You.........you tortured me because I said I'd take back...when I said I love you......?
SUnny: Maybe I was being a bit of a psycho bitch... Sorry.
Chunderful: Su.........
SUnny: But if you don't accept me as your boyfriend, it's gonna get a hell of a lot bitchier from here.
Chunderful: ...............
SUnny: SPEAK, FOOL! D<
Chunderful: But......when I first confessed to you that day......you ignored me......
SUnny: Well, you ignored me when you found out I was a whore. So, we're even.
Chunderful: No, wait. You ignored me for DAYS. I waited til early the next morning after I found out about your sex life because I couldn't eat or sleep without at least trying to make things right with you. And then you still psycho bitched at me. It's DAYS vs. THE NEXT MORNING, Su.
SUnny: o.o Yeah...well....We're still even cuz I said so!
Chunderful: But....why? Why are you telling me this now?
SUnny: I talked to someone.... >.> Someone too smart for his own damn good.
Chunderful: .........
SUnny: Are you ignoring meh again? o.o I SAID we're even!!! DD'<
Chunderful: Heh...yeah. We're even.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Good.
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: Good...
SUnny: Um......
Chunderful: What, Su?
SUnny: I....
Chunderful: Yeah?
SUnny: I...don't know how to do this boyfriend thing.....so.....what now?
Chunderful: Heh.
SUnny: What, 'heh?' o.o
Chunderful: I may be the virgin virgin, but you're the relationship virgin >D
SUnny: SHUT UP! I've had relationships!
Chunderful: Pfft. Not real ones if all the boyfriends you've had before Hyukjae were just...you know...
SUnny: Ah, yeah.... Well, you're a virgin virgin AND a relationship virgin! >D You've never gone out with anyone~
Chunderful: Yeah, I did!
SUnny: WTF?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHEN?????????????????????????????? DDDDDDDDDD<
SUnny: It had better not be fucking Sunny or I swearz I willz MURDER HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chunderful: Are you jealous? <3
SUnny: I'M GONNA EAT CHU!!!!! D8<
Chunderful: xD
Chunderful: I love you, too...
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: <3
Chunderful: Remember? When I was five? Some girl just grabbed my hand on the playground and said I was her boyfriend for the day. I think her name was Tiffany.
SUnny: Oh.....
Chunderful: I told you. I've been in love with you for a long time.... How could I possibly think of dating anyone else?
Chunderful: At least...not on purpose....>.> I'd only ever talked to Tiffany twice...
SUnny: So...........you ARE a relationship virgin >DDD
Chunderful: Haha. xD I guess so. A virgin in every way. Just the way you like me, right?
SUnny: ...Yeah.
SUnny: But you know...I'd still like you...even if you weren't pure...anymore....
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Okay. I may still be a relationship virgin, but I've read books about relationships and I KNOW you're not supposed to have sex the first day you confess your love for one another.
SUnny: I KNOW!!! D<
Chunderful: Do you? Do you really know?
SUnny: ......No..... T.T
Chunderful: xD
SUnny: But I wasn't INVITING you or anything D< I was just saying!
Chunderful: Yeah, whatever. And I wasn't saying no, was I?
SUnny: RAWR! *body slams you*
SUnny: Wait...what?
Chunderful: Lol
Chunderful: If you'll wait for just a little bit longer, then I won't say no.
SUnny: Yeah......definitely. Of course.
Chunderful: It's not just for me. It's for you, too.
SUnny: Yeah...
Chunderful: You only understand fucking. I want to wait til you can feel what making love is like.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Okay.
SUnny: Thank you.
Chunderful: You deserve it.
SUnny: ...You're the only person who's ever made me feel like I deserve anything worth a shit.
Chunderful: It's 2nd nature to me. Making you understand that you are truly worth more than the stars and moon combined.
Chunderful: And also sexually harassing you. On a regular basis. <3
SUnny: GAH! >.<
Chunderful: Haha! xD You're mine, Su. Forevah~
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: I'm yours. Stupid bestestest boyfriend.
Chunderful: <3
Chunderful: Merry Christmas, baby.
SUnny: Hey! It ain't Christmas, yet! D<
Chunderful: Aw, come on! I wanna be the first one to say it to you.
SUnny: Nope. Doesn't count if it's not Christmas. Otherwise you could just wish me a merry Christmas whenever you frigging feel like on any frigging day of the year =.=
Chunderful: I like that idea <3
SUnny: NO! Say it on CHRISTMAS!
Chunderful: I'll take that as a challenge~
SUnny: FINE!
Chunderful: You know you're fine~ You and your sexy, juicy bootay~ ;D
SUnny: GAH! D8
Chunderful: What? You're not gonna do anything violent to me for being a perverted bastard? No yanking my tongue out? No shoving Yunho's pet rats in my ears?
SUnny: No, asshole. I'm gonna kiss you. Tomorrow. Probably >.>
SUnny: OMG, Yunho has pet rats???? o.O
Chunderful: That sounds like a good idea...
SUnny: PET RATS???? @.@
Chunderful: What?? No!! You kissing me!! Damn.... >.>
SUnny: So Yunho DOES have pet rats!!! How come he never told meh??? How many are there?!? What are they for?? He has a dog!! I thought he loved dogs!!! T.T
Chunderful: I don't know if Yunho has pet rats, I was just kidding!!!
SUnny: Oh >.>
Chunderful: <.<
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: -_-
SUnny: 88D
Chunderful: o.O
SUnny: ...Why do you love a person like me? Don't I give you a headache? Haha... ^.^;
Chunderful: Not at all
SUnny: Yay! 8'D
Chunderful: You're more like a migraine.
SUnny: Ack! X_X
Chunderful: Haha! But you're MY migraine, Su.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: I really do love you, Chun...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I can't wait to hear you say that to my face.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: xP
Chunderful: xD
Chunderful: Shall I cyberly kiss you good night?
SUnny: Why yes, you may~
Chunderful: *kisses you*
SUnny: *chu~*
Chunderful: .............................Okay, it just got weird.
SUnny: Yeah...... >____>
Chunderful: Like bizarre, rot your teeth out, lovey dovey, cheesey cheesecake like....like.......OMG JAEHO >.<
SUnny: OMFG they're YUNJAE!!!!!!!! DDDD8<
SUnny: And what's wrong with a little lovey dovey?? Isn't that what couples normally do?
Chunderful: Sometimes...I guess. But we don't have to....right???
SUnny: Whatever you say, romance expert. =.= But I still want lovey dovey, ooey gooey at least SOMETIMES. Okay???! D< *double-rawr!*
Chunderful: Fine!
SUnny: Fine!
Chunderful: You're the love of my life! D<
SUnny: You are my woooooorld! DD<
Chunderful: Goodnight, baby! DDD<
SUnny: Nite, my l♥ve!! Peace out, y♥! D8<
***Chunderful has signed out
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 50
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Aaaaand this is the 2nd to last chapter. ^^ It's been awesome going through this cracktastic, randomly angsty, romantical, emoticon-filled journey with you guys, but sadly, it must end. T.T On the bright side, there shall be many more projects where this came from! And for those of you who requested fics, I shall work on those right after I finish this series.
Oh yeah! Almost forgot. I have a surprise for you guys! >DD You shall find out what that surprise is...later.....MWHAHAHAA! *does the evil author dance*
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