Hookups and Emoticons [50] FINAL
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [50/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 50: Slow Dancing and Freaky Grandchildren
December 24, 11:59PM
***MERRYXMASSU!!! has signed in
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Omg, Chun, WHAT? =.= I just went to sleep like 2 hours ago.
MERRYXMASSU!!!: 10 more seconds...
SUnny: What the fuck is up with your name?? What's an Xmassu????
MERRYXMASSU!!!: It's 12AM!!
MERRYXMASSU!!!: MERRY CHRISTMAS, SU!!! :D
SUnny: O.O
MERRYXMASSU!!!: <3
SUnny: T.T
MERRYXMASSU!!!: o.o"
SUnny: TT.TT
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Su??? Baby, you okay?
SUnny: Omg........
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Um.......
SUnny: O.M.G...... TTT.TTT
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Oh crap, I broke him.....
SUnny: You're so sweet!!!!! D'8
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Oh. Heh. xD I've always been like this~
SUnny: You're so awesome!!!!!! TTTTT______TTTTTT
MERRYXMASSU!!!: I told you I'd be the first one to wish you a merry Christmas!
SUnny: >.>
MERRYXMASSU!!!: What...?
SUnny: WTF is a Merry Xmassu????? =.=
MERRYXMASSU!!!: =_=
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Merry X-mas, Su! As in, Merry Christmas, JUNSU! The X is just short for 'Christmas!' They do it all the time in commercials and shit D<
SUnny: =.= It looks gay.
MERRYXMASSU!!!: You know what, YOU'RE gay!
SUnny: Yes, I am! :D
MERRYXMASSU!!!: =__="
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Chunnie? You asked me to log in. Is everything okay...?
SUnny: JAEJOONG! 8D
Jaesicle: Susu?!?!
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Yo~
Jaesicle: Omo....
SUnny: What? o.O
Jaesicle: Who on earth is that and what is an Xmassu? Is that how it's spelled in Europe? You have a new European friend, Susu? Hi, new European friend! ^.^ Merry Xmassu~ *wavez*
MERRYXMASSU!!!: IT'S ME!!!!!
Jaesicle: I don't follow.....
SUnny: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! x'DDDD
MERRYXMASSU!!!: YOOCHUN! I'M YOOOOOOOCHUN!!!
Jaesicle: Oh! xD
MERRYXMASSU!!!: FINE! I'll change it!!
Jaesicle: *gasp* Susu is laughing...... Chunface is chatting with Susu..... This must mean......
MerryChristmasYo: Yeah.....
SUnny: <3
Jaesicle: OMOOOMOMOOMOMMOOMMMOMOMOMMMOMOMOMMOMOMOMOMO!!!!!
SUnny: I think he exploded o.o"
MerryChristmasYo: Just wait...it'll wear off >.>
Jaesicle: WHEN did this happen??????????
SUnny: A few fucking hours ago =.= Before I went to SLEEP!!!! *ties Chun's pants around his neck*
MerryChristmasYo: Hey, if you wanted to get my pants off so fast, you didn't have to be so rough~
SUnny: STOP IT!!! DD<
Jaesicle: Omona!! :DDDDD I'm soooooooooo soooooo oooooooooooh sooooooo thrilled that you two are finally friends again!!!!! <3333 *SQUEEEEE* This is gonna be the best Christmas everzz!
SUnny: Yesh! :3
SUnny: And guess what else...
Jaesicle: I don't know if my sexy little body can handle much more happiness~<3333
SUnny: I talked to my parents yesterday...
Jaesicle: *gasp*
MerryChristmasYo: How'd it go, baby?
Jaesicle: "Baby??"
SUnny: Um....everything's okay...
MerryChristmasYo: I'm glad, Su.
MerryChristmasYo: It was all thanks to your man, wasn't it? Haha~ Aren't you glad you have meh?
Jaesicle: I'm sorry, WHO'S man??? :o
SUnny: It wasn't CHU! D< It was......
SUnny: Nevermind.... >.>
MerryChristmasYo: But I'm the one that told you to talk to your parents!
SUnny: So? <.< You weren't the one who was there when I did it....
MerryChristmasYo: Then who?? D<
MerryChristmasYo: Omg.... Are you already cheating on meh?! D;
SUnny: NO!! D8< I talked to Changmin!! *bites chu*
MerryChristmasYo: Oooh, baby, you know I likez it rough~
SUnny: Perv =.=
MerryChristmasYo: Wait...CHANGMIN?? YOUR Changmin???
SUnny: I told you the little bastard is too smart for his own good >:|
MerryChristmasYo: Well....that's great, Su. You get a kiss for showing a hint of maturity for the first time in your life~
SUnny: SHUT UP! I'm plenty mature! xP
MerryChristmasYo: You still get a kiss~
SUnny: Fine! >.>
Jaesicle: .................
Jaesicle: Chunnie.....correct me if I'm wrong...but is there something going on between you two? Something I don't know about...?
MerryChristmasYo: Oh yeah. We haven't told you yet...
SUnny: Um...
MerryChristmasYo: Su and I....we made up but...we're not just friends anymore...
SUnny: We're kinda going out now...
Jaesicle: O_____O
Jaesicle: KYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: He exploded again O_O
MerryChristmasYo: Holy crap, he's overloaded O__O
SUnny: Save him, Chunnie! D8
MerryChristmasYo: It's too late....he's....he's gone...
SUnny: WHY must the good die young!!!?!!??!?!? D''''8
Jaesicle: I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: You're alive! 8D
Jaesicle; OMO!! Wait til Yunnie bear hears about this!! I'm telling him to get online NOWZ!!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: He might not answer. >.> I tried calling him earlier to tell him about us but he wasn't picking up.
Jaesicle: Oh...he was with me.
SUnny: What was he doing at your house so late at night? o.o
Jaesicle: Mmmmm, nothing much~
MerryChristmasYo: You're being all mysterious...
SUnny: o.O
Jaesicle: Teehee~ Yunnie and I had our phones turned off while he was at my house so we could have some privacy... He's probably turned it back on now~
SUnny: WHY???? What if I needed my Yunho for an emergency?!! You selfish friend-hog! D<
Jaesicle: <333333
MerryChristmasYo: ...Jae...What did you do to him?
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: Merry Christmas, everyone!!!
Jaesicle: YUNNIE!!!!
Yunbi: JAE!!!! <3
Jaesicle: I see you made it back home safely~ ;D
Yunbi: Safe and sound and ready for the holidays!!!!!!!
SUnny: Yunho? o.O"
MerryChristmasYo: Is he acting strange to you...?
SUnny: Like, bubbly and happy? o.O Yeah
Yunbi: Whoa!! Who's that?!
MerryChristmasYo: OMG. Who ELSE would be in this chatroom with you people so late at night??!?!?
SUnny: HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! x'DDDDD You still fail~
Jaesicle: Oh no, baby, it's just Chunnie ^.^
Yunbi: Oh! Well, merry Christmas to you, too, Chunnie! And a have a happy new year, too! Yeah!
MerryChristmasYo: "Chunnie??" o_o
SUnny: O_O I've never seen someone be "creepily" happy before... >.>
MerryChristmasYo: I'm changing my screen name again <.<
Jaesicle: Guess what, Yunnie bear?
Yunbi: What, Boojae~? Is it good news? I love good news!
Jaesicle: Someone in this chat is FINALLY together! And I mean together together. ;DD
Yunbi: That's awesome! 8D
SUnny: O_O Omg....Yunho used my smiley.... He NEVER uses meh smilies!! O___O;
Jaesicle: You have to guess who~ *butterfly kisses chu*
Yunbi: *receives butterfly kisses* Did you tell them about us, Joongie?
Jaesicle: Teehee~ Not yet, honey. I haven't told them. ^.^
SUnny: Told us what? >.>
Yunbi: Then that must mean....the only other people in this chat...
Yunbi: Susu and Chunnie?!
Jaesicle: YES!
iLoveSu: Yeah...
SUnny: D'awwwwww! 8'D
iLoveSu: Heh.
Yunbi: Awesome! 8D
SUnny: STOP IT! D8
Yunbi: I'm happy for you two~ I can't believe Susu and Chunnie are finally going out! Yay!
SUnny: Jaejoong destroyed the calm, mature, MANLY friend I knew as Jung Yunho. Who is this IMPOSTER!?!! D8
iLoveSu: Holy fuck, he never calls me 'Chunnie.' You broke Yunho! What have you done, Jae?!?!!
Jaesicle: <3
Yunbi: Haha.... <3
iLoveSu: Su, what's going on....?
SUnny: I'm scared O_O
iLoveSu: Hold me~
SUnny: *holds you*
iLoveSu: Lick me~
SUnny: *licks you*
SUnny: HEY!!!!! D8<
iLoveSu: HA!!!! You actually did it!
SUnny: You tricked me!!! D'<
Jaesicle: Aren't you guys curious?
SUnny: Eh? o.o
iLoveSu: About what?
SUnny: Yeah, I forgot what we were talking about ._.
Jaesicle: Mmmmm, maybe about the Christmas present I gave Yunho that made him so happy ^__^
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: You got him a Bambi keychain with matching socks??? No fair! That's what I got him! D''''<
Jaesicle: No, baby, that's not what I got him~
SUnny: Oh. O.O Then forget what I said, Yunho... >.>
iLoveSu: Give us a hint, Jae. I need to know so I can make him stop acting like this..... I want normal Yunho back >_>;
Yunbi: You're funny, Chunnie!
iLoveSu: *shudders*
Jaesicle: Okay, I'll give you a teensy weensy hint ^.^
Jaesicle: I didn't actually give something to Yunho. I took something away.
iLoveSu: I'm stumped :|
SUnny: That's the shittiest Christmas present I've ever heard of!! D8 You thief/fiend!!
Yunbi: I can still feel your silky, hairless skin on mine~
Jaesicle: My freshly shaved legs are oh so irresistible, honey ;]
Yunbi: I'm so happy when I'm with you, Joongie!
SUnny: ...
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: O.O
SUnny: Holy fucking asteroid bombs! O__O
SUnny: You took his virginity!!!
Jaesicle: Maaaaaaaybe~ ^.^
Yunbi: Good guess, Su!
iLoveSu: WHOA!!
SUnny: YUNJAE FUCKED!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDD
iLoveSu: JAEHO HAD SEX!!!??!
SUnny: Yunjae!!! D<
iLoveSu: Jaeho!!!
SUnny: *stuffs an orange in your mouth*
iLoveSu: *replaces orange with your cock*
SUnny: GAH! D8
iLoveSu: Damn, I'm awesome~ x'D
SUnny: Wait! We can finally figure this YunJaeHo thing out! >:D
SUnny: Who was on top???? I know it was you, Yunnie! I have faith in your fucking skills! :'D
iLoveSu: Tell him YOU were on top, Jae. You're the 2nd manliest man in this chatroom. 2nd to meh, of course.
Jaesicle: Oh, I don't know if Yunnie is comfortable giving out details... Teehee~
Yunbi: It's fine! They're friends. Friends should totally know!
Jaesicle: Are you sure, sweety?
Yunbi: Of course, baby!
Jaesicle: Okay! ^.^
iLoveSu: I miss old Yunho...
SUnny: Meh best friend D''8
Jaesicle: Well.....
SUnny: TELL TELL!
Jaesicle: We did it a lot...
SUnny: OOOOHHHHHHH!! 8D
iLoveSu: Nice
Jaesicle: But we switched so many times, I can't remember when either of us was on top or bottom. It was just...amazing~
Yunbi: You were heaven, Joongie~
Jaesicle: So were you, baby ^.~
SUnny: WTF??
iLoveSu: So.........They're not Jaeho??
SUnny: Or Yunjae?? D'8
iLoveSu: Su....
SUnny: Chun.... T.T
iLoveSu: What do we do now...? What do we call them?
Jaesicle: *snuggles*
Yunbi: *huggles*
SUnny: =.=
SUnny: Losers.
iLoveSu: ...
iLoveSu: I like that name.
SUnny: *high five*
iLoveSu: *high five*
Jaesicle: Was it the most amazing present evah, Yunnie? ^.~
Yunbi: Having you is a perfect gift every day~ You're the best!
iLoveSu: =_=
SUnny: I think I know how to fix him =.=
SUnny: Yunho?
Yunbi: Yeah, Susu?! 8D
SUnny: So, how are the Death Candy sales going?
Yunbi: ....
Jaesicle: *gasp*
Yunbi: Not....very......well.................
Jaesicle: Omo! Susu! >:|
SUnny: YESH! >8D
iLoveSu: That's my boyfriend~ <3
SUnny: Mwaha! I'm the best at breaking Yunho's spirit! >D
iLoveSu: Yes, you are. And now you get a reward~ ;D
SUnny: Oooh~ ;D
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Yunbi: Eeh...............
Jaesicle: Oh, Yunnie T.T
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: <---- Like it? ;D
SUnny: o.O"
SUnny: WTFWHY???? D<
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: The world should know about our love. No matter how kinky we may be~<3333
SUnny: LIES!!!! *RAWR*
Jaesicle: Chunnie, why so vulgar... T.T
SUnny: I'm eating your Christmas gift!! D<
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: So my present is edible? Nice~ I hope it has looots of chocolate~~
SUnny: NO it's not! But I'll swallow it anyway!!
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: You know it turns me on when you swallow~
SUnny: STOP IT!! D'x
SUnny: You know what, NO ONE is swallowing those professional headphones!! Do you know how expensive that shit was?!?! I had to sell stuff at home on the internet!
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: ...What did you get me...?
SUnny: O_O
SUnny: Forget I said anything... >.>
Yunbi: Smooth, Su.
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: ...
Jaesicle: Omo! ^.^ How many years have you been wanting such pricy music equipment, Chunnie? You must so happy~
SUnny: I said NOTHING about your SURPRISE Christmas present!! D8< Forget it!
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Thank you... Thank you so much, Su.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: No problem...
Yunbi: Thanks for my socks and keychain, too, Su. You're the best, man.
SUnny: GAH! @.@
SUnny: *pours memory loss potion up your nose* Now you no longer recall my Christmas present to you~ Woooo~ @.@
Yunbi: Haha. Fine. I'll pretend to be surprised when you give it to me.
SUnny: Gooooood~ @.@ And Chun will forget I got him expensive ass headphones and Jaejoong will never know I got him a cookbook of Italian cuisines~ Wooooo~
Jaesicle: *GASP* Did you really, Susu?! Did you get me a cookbook?! Thank you so much! I've been meaning to try out some new recipes~ ^_^
SUnny: ._.
Yunbi: Once again. Smooth, Su.
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: You fail epikly.
SUnny: T_T No one's gonna be surprised when I give away gifts this year. *sobz*
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Don't worry about it, Su. I'll tell you what my gift is.
SUnny: Furrealz?! 8D
Jaesicle: Awww~
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Haha. I got you a CD.
SUnny: YESH! >D Which one!?? Is it Michael Jackson?!!?
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Um, it's kind of a special CD. It's only got 2 songs on it and it doesn't have a name... Actually, it was also your birthday present...but I never got to give it to you and I'm too broke to get you a Christmas present, too, so be happy!
SUnny: Eh? o.o?
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: I composed some songs for you. Just a couple of piano arrangements with some crappy lyrics I wrote. Haha. I'm still practicing. Wish I could've used your headphones to make it, though.
SUnny: O.O
Jaesicle: That's so sweet, Chunnie!
Yunbi: Nice, man.
SUnny: TT.TT
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: ????
SUnny: TTTTTTTTTTTTT___TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Oh shit, I broke him again =_=
Jaesicle: *wipes up Susu's tears of joy*
SUnny: Thank you, Joongie! D''8
Jaesicle: <3
SUnny: And thank you, Chun!! D''''''''8
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Ha... I'll promise to act surprised when you give me my gift if you act surprised for me.
SUnny: DEAL! 8D
Jaesicle: Lolololzzz!
Yunbi: Haha
SUnny: But there's still no one left to be surprised at my Christmas presents now... T.T
Yunbi: What about your brother? Did you get him something?
SUnny: >.> Maybeh....
Jaesicle: How cute! What is it? I promise I'll keep it a secret *zips lips*
SUnny: Well....he's smart so I figured I'd give him a nerdy gift.... >_>
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: I got Changmin a sudoku game for his Nintendo DS. He better love it! D<
Maximini: OMG
SUnny: O_______O
SUnny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'8
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! x'DD
Jaesicle: Whoopsie~
Yunbi: So, so smooth, Su....
SUnny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TWERP!??!?!?!!? DDDDDDD'<
Maximini: I just wanted to ask why the hell I found Grandpa Kim's "Antique Condoms" being auctioned off on eBay but this is much more interesting. Thanks, hyung!
SUnny: When you open your present in front of mom and dad in the morning you BETTER act surprised or I'm choking you with leftover gift wrap and kicking you to Japan! ]8<
Maximini: Deal.
Maximini: So about grandpa's "Antique Condoms....."
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: WTF?????
SUnny: >_>
Yunbi: Ummmmm.....
Jaesicle: Goodness...
Maximini: I know it was you! I heard dad having the most AWKWARD phone conversation in the world with grandpa about how all his condoms went missing... I knew something fishy was going on when you suddenly decided to visit grandma and grandpa's house the other day.
SUnny: You have no proof! D<
Maximini: I found antique condoms on eBay! DolphinSu2000 is the username selling them!
SUnny: Oh.... >_>
Maximini: What the hell????
SUnny: Grandpa doesn't need them!! He's OLD!!
Maximini: Who cares if he needs them or not???? Don't steal his shit!!
SUnny: But he would never use them! Why would he get mad?! D<
Maximini: I'm sure he uses them sometimes! I know NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to think about it, but statistically speaking, old people "have fun," too...
SUnny: EWWWWWW!!!! O.O
Maximini: Yes......ewww..... =.=
SUnny: But grandma can't even get pregnant! She's WAAAY past menopausal! Why use condoms!? D< And once again, EWWWWWW!!!
Yunbi: This is uncomfortable...
Jaesicle: I feel nauseous, Yunnie T.T
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Tell me when this conversation is over...
Maximini: I don't care about our grandparents' private life. >_> I mean, I REALLY, REALLY don't care. What I wanna know is what demented justification you had for selling their condoms?! Don't you have your own?
SUnny: I can't sell mine as antique condoms. >_> I'm not old....
Maximini: Just cuz grandpa is old doesn't mean he uses ANTIQUE condoms! They're normal!
SUnny: SO?? xP I still made a shit ton of money for Chun's gift >8D
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: You got my gift with antique condom eBay money...? >.>
SUnny: o.O
SUnny: So anyway, what did you get me for Christmas, Joongie?! 8D
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: WTF????! You can't just ignore me like that!
Maximini: Me too!!
Jaesicle: Not telling, sweety ^.^
SUnny: Dammit! D<
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Don't avoid the subject, you pussy!
Maximini: Ah, fuck it! I give up
SUnny: What about you, Yunnie? 8DD
Yunbi: Nope. I'm with Jaejoong.
SUnny: I het chu! T_T
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: FINE! I'm changing my name back! And it's NOT gonna be "iLoveSu"
SUnny: xP
Maximini: Hey, what's this I hear about SUDOKU presents?
SUnny: NOTHING! *CHOMPS your eyebawlz*
Maximini: "I got Changmin a sudoku game for his Nintendo DS. He better love it! D<"
Maximini: Hyung~? :3
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: FINE! I got you a sudoku game! You happy now that I've been stripped of all reason to be joyful?? D'<
Maximini: Incredibly happy!
Jaesicle: Awwww~
Maximini: But...I don't have a Nintendo DS...
SUnny: You don't? O.O
Maximini: I have a PSP...
SUnny: Oh... >.>
SUnny: I'm the one with the DS.... >_>
Chunderful: You failed 100% this Christmas, babe <3
Yunbi: Maybe only 99%. I like my Bambi keychain and socks.
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8
Maximini: What am I supposed to do?? Use your DS every time I want to play my sudokus?
SUnny: _>
Maximini: OMGTHANKYOU!!!!!
Jaesicle: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! :'D
Yunbi: Way to go, Su
Chunderful: 2 moments of maturity in one night! It's a record for you!
SUnny: *bites your earlobes off*
Maximini: I gotta tell Bum! Hold on a second, guys
SUnny: Don't be invitin' people into MY chatroom! DDD<
Yunbi: Your chatroom?
***Kibum has signed in
Kibum: ?
Maximini: Guess what?!
Kibum: ??
Maximini: Hyung got me a sudoku game AND a DS!
Kibum: x]
Maximini: I know! Isn't that awesome?! Now I can play with your book of sudokus present and then play some more on a brand new, slightly used DS. Best Christmas ever~
Jaesicle: You already know what Kibummie is getting you, honey?
Maximini: Of course~ We get each other the same thing ever year. I get him puzzles and he gets me sudokus. We know what we like~
Kibum: <3
SUnny: Why the hell are you so thrilled about sudokus? >.>
Maximini: ...
Maximini: You ever had that flow moment when you're so into what you're doing and you're so happy, you forget where you are, who you are, what you are and everything else? Sudokus, man. Sudokus...
SUnny: o.O
Chunderful: Aww. It's like nerd porn.
SUnny: Don't call my brother a nerd or I'll cut off your feet, turn them into pie and feed it to Yunho's dog!!!! DDDDDDDD8<
Chunderful: o_o
Yunbi: My dog's a vegetarian....
Maximini: I got you the same thing.
SUnny: Eh? You got me Chun!feet pie??? O.o
Maximini: No! >_< I got you a book of sudokus. You're welcome, hyung~
SUnny: =.=
Maximini: What?
SUnny: Nothing. =.=" Thanks...
Maximini: No problem, hyung!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Of course I'm calling him hyung a lot today, Bum. He IS my hyung.
Jaesicle: Awww, sooooo cuuuute!
SUnny: You BETTER call meh hyung! D8<
Maximini: I am! D<
SUnny: Keep it that way! DD<
Maximini: =_=
SUnny: xP
Maximini: Guess I'm not telling you what mom and dad got you for your birthday~
SUnny: O.O What?
Maximini: Heh heh heh heh
SUnny: Come oooooooooon! T____T
Chunderful: Make him suffer for it, Min. Make him cry before you tell him. Then I can lick all his tears away~
SUnny: HEY! D'<
Chunderful: *liiiiiick*
Maximini: Actually.... Nah, I don't think I will... I might as well just tell him.
SUnny: YAY! 8'D
Chunderful: WTF? You ALWAYS listen to me over Junsu.
Maximini: Well, it was my fault his birthday party got ruined, so I might as well tell him about his awesome birthday present. I'll just keep mom and dad's Christmas gifts a secret.
SUnny: JUST TELL MEH! D8
Maximini: A car.
SUnny: Stop lying to meh! DDDx You said you'd tell meh!
Maximini: I just did o.o
SUnny: Nuh-uh!!! DDDDD'''''x That's not what they really got me! You LYAR! *sobs*
Maximini: Then why the fuck do you think dad won't let anyone go in the garage?!!?
SUnny: Language, dongsaeng! D<
SUnny: Wait.......you're being serious?
Jaesicle: OMO! That's so wonderful!
Yunbi: Awesome, Su. Now you can stop begging me to drive you everywhere.
Chunderful: Now we can have a private place to make out <3
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I told you my brother's a little stupid, Kibum. But you didn't want to listen to me. You always assumed he was just "nice"
Kibum: x]
SUnny: HEY! *shoots brother with a bubblegum blaster*
SUnny: So mom and dad really got me a brand new car....?
Maximini: Well, it's used... But it'll be new to you.
SUnny: ...................................................................................................
Chunderful: Uh-oh. Everybody stand back.
Jaesicle: Why, honey? :o
Yunbi: Just brace yourself, Joongie. I don't want you to blind yourself.
Jaesicle: OMONA! Blinded by what?!
Chunderful: ............Junsu's smile >_>
SUnny: 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Chunderful: The smile.....it's so bright! X_X
Yunbi: Now he's gonna be hyper all the way til Valentine's Day
Jaesicle: More hyper than usual?
Yunbi: WAY more hyper than usual...
Jaesicle: Omo.....that's intense...
Yunbi: I know...
SUnny: I LOVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Maximini: Well, my job here is done.
Kibum: ??
Maximini: Of course! Come over to our house any time you want today and I'll give you your gift. And then we'll hang out.
Kibum: <3
Maximini: Haha... <3
Maximini: Goodnight, Bum. Or...good morning...or whatever you say at 12AM
Kibum: x]
***Kibum has signed out
Jaesicle: It's so adorkable how you can understand everything he's not saying, baby ^.^
SUnny: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CAAAARRRR!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDD
SUnny: DON'T call meh brother a dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDD8<
Jaesicle: o.o
Maximini: Haha. Me and Kibum have a special connection
SUnny: NO sex for you! DD8<
Maximini: What the hell????????? Who said anything about that?!?!?!
SUnny: I know how you young people think. >_> One minute you're holding hands and being all cute, the next, you're bouncing up and down in his lap. I will NOT have MY little brother's ass penetrated at ANY TIME by ANYONE!!!!! *RAWR*
Chunderful: I dunno. Min seems more like a top to me...
Maximini: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
SUnny: That's what I like to hear. HMPH! D<
Chunderful: Whoa. He's like...super brother now.
Yunbi: This is a pleasant switch
Jaesicle: My baby is growing up~ <3333
Maximini: Fuck you! That's disgusting! Me and Kibum would never....fornicate. EWWW!
SUnny: Hmmm, maybe he's still too young for the sex talk >.>
Yunbi: I've never actually had the sex talk....
Jaesicle: Really? o.o
Chunderful: Just chill out, Su xD
SUnny: But if Kibum ever starts touching you in inappropriate places, you TELL MEH! I'll kick him in the balls!
Maximini: Stay away from my boyfriend!
Jaesicle: Awww!
SUnny: NO! I swearz, if I ever find you two on dad's laptop looking at porn TOGETHER, I'm telling dad and I'll castrate BOTH of you while dad watches!
Maximini: That would NEVER happen! I like Kibum for intellectual reasons! Not everyone's as simple as you =_=
Maximini: Besides, I've got my own laptop now, so BOOYAH!
SUnny: Eh? >.>
Maximini: I already snuck a present from under the tree. Heh heh... My calulations from the weight, shape and density of the package were right.... Mom and dad got me my own laptop! How do you think I'm chatting with you right now? This is awesome!
SUnny: NO PORN!!!! DDD8<
Maximini: Heh. Whatever. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Yunbi: Merry Christmas
Jaesicle: Merry Christmas, baby <333
Chunderful: Merry X-mas, yo!
***Maximini has signed out
SUnny: GAH!
Chunderful: It's okay, Su. He's responsible enough to handle himself
SUnny: >___>
SUnny: AFK! D<
Jaesicle: Excusay mwah?
Chunderful: *sigh* Away from keyboard. I taught him that. He'll come back soon.
Yunbi: Wait, where's he going?
Chunderful: Into my dreams to strip naked, pour a bottle of water all over himself and dance reeeaaaal sloooooow~
Yunbi: Eww. NOT a good image for me
Jaesicle: Oh Chunnie. I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight T_T
Yunbi: I apologize for him for painting that picture in your head, Joongie
Jaesicle: Thank you, Yunnie bear! T.T
Chunderful: Yum, Su's wet, dancing ass~
SUnny: RAAAAAWR!!!! I just went downstairs to check on the little brat. He's already looking at porn! DD8<
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: I'm sorry, I can't respond to that. All I can think about is you gyrating around naked. And wet.
Jaesicle: Me too. T_T I'm so sorry, baby!
SUnny: Wtf?? o.O
Chunderful: <333
SUnny: What the hell ever! D< Changmin better be glad mom and dad are still asleep or I would SO squish his brains out!!! I TOLD him NO PORNZ! GRRRR!
Chunderful: Ahhh. Children grow up so fast~
SUnny: *throws mini, invisible fart bombs at Changmin* >D
Chunderful: And some never grow up at all =_="
Jaesicle: Mmm, babies are adorable, aren't they, Yunnie~? ^.^
Yunbi: Of course
Jaesicle: *gaspz* What do you think our babies would look like??
Yunbi: They'd have your angelic smile
Jaesicle: *Squeeee* >///<
Yunbi: Haha
Jaesicle: Omo! Why don't we adopt, sweety?
Yunbi: Haha. Okay, Joongie.
Yunbi: Wait. What?
Jaesicle: We'll be like one big happy gay family! :3 Yunnie and I will be mommy and daddy and Chunnie and Susu will be our children~
Yunbi: Uhhh....
SUnny: o.o
Chunderful: Wtf?? That's a stupid idea
SUnny: I LOVE IT! 8D
Chunderful: That's the greatest idea I've ever heard <3
Jaesicle: OMGYAY! What do you think, Yunnie bear?
Yunbi: If you're happy, then anything's okay
Jaesicle: ^.~ <333
SUnny: Waitwaitwaitwait. Why do you two get to be the mom and dad? =.=
Jaesicle: Well, obviously, dear ^^
Chunderful: They are older
Jaesicle: And we've already made love~ ;D
Chunderful: And that -.-
SUnny: So what happens when me and Chun fuck? o.o
Yunbi: When?
SUnny: Yes, when! D< Me and Chun are gonna be together forevah! OBVIOUSLY, there shall be fucking in teh future! *RAWR*
Chunderful: *throws confetti*
SUnny: I wanna be teh daddy! D<
Chunderful: WTF? Then what does that make me? I ain't no soccer mom!
Jaesicle: Yunnie and I have been together longer~
SUnny: Me and Chun met when we were 3 >D
Chunderful: Are they seriously arguing over this?
Yunbi: Just let them figure it out. We have no say in this...
Chunderful: Damn >_>
Jaesicle: Well, Yunnie and I were a couple first~<3
SUnny: Well, Chunnie and I kissed first >D
Yunbi: You did?
Chunderful: We did? o.o
SUnny: I drink after Chun all the time! Mwahaha! Indirect spit swap FTW! >DD
Jaesicle: That doesn't count, baby ^.^
SUnny: Mwahaha! I win! You and Yunnie are MAI children!
Jaesicle: Impossible, darling <3
SUnny: How?! DD<
Jaesicle: Because Yunho and I were still intimate first ^__^
Yunbi: <3
SUnny: Let's flip a coin >:|
Jaesicle: Nope~
SUnny: YESH! I WANNA BE TEH DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaesicle: NO! I get to be the parent cuz you're all my adorable babiez and there's absolutely NOTHING anyone can do or say about that so DEAL WITH IT
Jaesicle: ^.^
SUnny: Kay ._.
Chunderful: O_O
Yunbi: That's my Joongie~
Jaesicle: Yay~ So now that that's settled, would you like to be the mommy or the daddy, Yunnie? ^.^
SUnny: You didn't tell me he was this scary, Chun >.>
Chunderful: You shouldn't have messed with him... <.<
Yunbi: Well, I look up to my dad a lot...
Jaesicle: I'll be the daddy! ^.^
Yunbi: Um...okay.
Chunderful: *cough* I smell Jaeho *cough*
SUnny: I smell your ass getting beat! DDDD8<
Chunderful: I smell your ass shakin' and shinin' <3
SUnny: Ack! ]x
Yunbi: That doesn't even make sense and I'm still grossed out. Stop it, Yoochun!
Jaesicle: Omo! >.< I don't want to imagine my babies doing such lewd things...
Chunderful: I vote Junsu gets to be the sister~
SUnny: WTF?!? o.o"
Jaesicle: Awww~ *squishes meh Su!daughter's cheeks*
SUnny: Why can't Chun be the girl?!?! D'<
Chunderful: Cuz my legs wouldn't look smexy in a skirt, baby <3
SUnny: GAH!! Yunnie, help meh T.T
Yunbi: I want whatever Jae wants.
Yunbi: And...Yoochun's kinda right.
SUnny: O_o
Jaesicle: I'm uber excited! Now I get to play with my daughter's hair. And apply her makeup. And talk about boys. And go on shopping adventures~
SUnny: NOOOO!!!! DDD8
Jaesicle: Hmmmm... On second thought, I wanna be the mommy. There are some joyz that only a mother can share with her daughter ^.^
SUnny: I AIN'T NO GIRL!!
Chunderful: So does this mean I get to play catch in the park with daddy!Yunho?
Yunbi: Um...sure?
Chunderful: Cool.
SUnny: Not cool!! I'm NOT a girl!! I have a wonderful cock, not boobs!!!
Chunderful: That's true....
SUnny: YES! 8'D
Chunderful: Your cock is wonderful~ ;D
SUnny: NO! D'8
Jaesicle: Ooh! We can't leave out Minnie! Minnie can be Susu and Chunnie's baby. Kyaaaa! I get to have grandchildren to squish~ <33
Yunbi: So Yoochun and Junsu are our children...and also siblings to each other...and as siblings...they have Changmin as their child...together?
SUnny: O.o
Jaesicle: Oh....
Chunderful: Awkward...
SUnny: I don't want a Changmin offspring, anyway. D< Keep that pest away from meh uterus
Chunderful: I think you just agreed to being Jae's daughter...
SUnny: Eh? o.O
Chunderful: Ha! Your girly uterus can't escape the power of my man juices, baby~
SUnny: ACK!!! IU&^*#()&$(*&$#(&$(
Jaesicle: Hmph! Whatever! I want my family whether it's freaky or not! >:|
Yunbi: Are you sure, Joongie...?
Jaesicle: Ah-bsolutely! :3
Chunderful: So I can still get freaky with my Su!girlfriend?
SUnny: NOT A GIRL!!! DDD<
Jaesicle: If that's what you want, baby ^.~
Chunderful: Yesh!
SUnny: *strangles brother!boyfriend!Chun*
Jaesicle: Eeee! I was right! This is already the best Christmas everz~~ ^.^
Yunbi: Absolutely.
Chunderful: Yeah...it really is
SUnny: Yep yep! And it's only almost 1AM. We're on a roll! >:D
SUnny: But you know what would make this Christmas better?
Yunbi: I know what you're thinking.
SUnny: YESH! 8D
Yunbi: Bambi marathon
SUnny: Wha? O.o No. >.>
Yunbi: Oh...
Jaesicle: *squish!huggles Yunnie* ;3
SUnny: FOOD! >DDD
Chunderful: I likez the way you think, baby
SUnny: I don't think very often but when I do, I'm awesome-tastic ;D
SUnny: ...
SUnny: HEY!!! D8<
Chunderful: *squish!huggles Su for insulting himself for me* You're the best, baby <3
SUnny: D'<
Jaesicle: That's a wonderful idea, honey! I can try out my new Italian recipe book~
SUnny: T_T
Jaesicle: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. ^.^ I can try out my new surprise, amazing, mystery gift that I shall receive from my Susu some time today ;D
SUnny: :'D
Yunbi: You're going to cook for all of us, Joongie?
Jaesicle: Of courze! Cooking for the ones I love gives me so much joy
Chunderful: Ah, Jae
SUnny: D'awwwww! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yunbi: We love you, too, Jaejoong. Especially me...
Jaesicle: *kissies* <3
Yunbi: Haha...
Chunderful: I just lost my appetite =_=
SUnny: Nonsense! *ninja!kicks your appetite back into you* Today, we shall feast! >:D
Jaesicle: Kyaa! Where shall we meet and when? We still have to spend quality time with our families today, of course~ I can't wait to see the looks on all my sisters' faces when they see what I've gotten them
Chunderful: That's a lot of faces to look at...
Yunbi: Let's meet around 2PM. That's when my parents and I usually come home after visiting family.
SUnny: Perfect, yo!
Chunderful: We can't meet at my house. Mom's gonna get plastered with my aunt and drunkenly sing Christmas carols all day. I'd like to save myself the embarrassment >_>;;
SUnny: Your mom's funny x'D
Chunderful: *throws sperm!fruitcake at you*
SUnny: Ack! o.x
Jaesicle: Let's all meet at my house!
Yunbi: But your whole family's gonna be home. Your WHOLE family.....
Jaesicle: Omo, you're right. o.o There's gonna be so many people, my house my pop. ^.^;
Yunbi: Our kitchen is being renovated so we can't go to my house.
Chunderful: So, it's settled. We're meeting at Junsu's at 2 o'clock.
Jaesicle: Okiez! ;D
Yunbi: Alright
SUnny: Yesh! >:D
SUnny: What? o_o
Yunbi: We get to see your new car, Su
SUnny: Hey, I never agreed to this! D<
Jaesicle: Omona omona! I can't wait to share a kitchen with your mother, Susu~ We can trade baking secrets~
SUnny: Mom doesn't bake. Dad does. ^.^
SUnny: No, wait. STOP! @.@
Yunbi: We can trade gifts there while we eat
Chunderful: Hellz yeah! I'm finally gonna get the ultra smexy headphones I've been waiting my whole lyfe for~
SUnny: NOO! STOP IT!!! DDDDD< NO ONE'S meeting at meh house! Cuz Changmin's gonna be there with Kibum and they're gonna nerd everything up!
Chunderful: Min's a cool nerd, though
SUnny: You call meh brother a nerd ONE MORE TIME and I'll send you to the moon without your dick! DDDDDDDD8<
Jaesicle: Oooh, I'm so excited I just might dye my hair Christmas red just to get into the holiday spirit~
SUnny: No hair dyeing! X_X
Jaesicle: On second thought, red might look better on Susu. What do you guys think?
SUnny: >______>;;;
Yunbi: He could pull it off
Chunderful: SEXY. Do it, Jae. DO IT.
Jaesicle: Okiezzz! I'll bring the dye to Susu's house for our holiday meal~
SUnny: Leave meh bootiful hair alone! D8
Chunderful: Right now I'm imagining Junsu in red hair........
Jaesicle: Doesn't it look fabulous, Chunface?
Chunderful: Ngh. I just orgasmed a little.
SUnny: O_O"
Yunbi: It's getting late, you guys.
Jaesicle: Omo! Yunnie's right! I want all my children to get a good night's rest for the best Christmas of their lives ;]
Chunderful: Damn, I'm so horny right now... Fuck it. I'm meeting Junsu at 1 today. You guys can come at 2 once I warm my baby up.
SUnny: Keep your boner to yourself! Dx
Chunderful: Red-haired Junsu............................. So horny............................
Yunbi: You're gonna be inside all my dreams tonight, Joongie
Jaesicle: I'm gonna dream about you inside of me, Yunnie ;DD
Yunbi: Mmmmm...
Chunderful: Aaaaaaand now I'm no longer horny =_____="
SUnny: HA! >8D
Yunbi: Night, Joongie
Jaesicle: Nite nite, baaaby~ <333333
Yunbi: Merry Christmas, everyone
Chunderful: Merry X-mas!
Jaesicle: Merry Christmas, my beautiful childrenz!
SUnny: *throws Christmas!joy at everyone* 8D
***Yunbi has signed out
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: ....
SUnny: Quit that
Chunderful: Quit what?
SUnny: 'Merry X-mas.' >_> No one understands you
Chunderful: YES they do!!! Everyone knows what that means! EVERYONE!!!
SUnny: Sure.... .>?
Chunderful: If it was, would you like it?
SUnny: ..........
SUnny: I'd like anything you do to me... Whenever you choose to do it....
Chunderful: Okay........
Chunderful: *brutally rapes your sweet, wet, gyrating ass*
SUnny: Holy fuckshit!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDD8
Chunderful: Enjoying it, lovely? <3
SUnny: You tricked meh!!!!!!
Chunderful: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
SUnny: I'm hiding your condom!eBay!headphones! DD8<
Chunderful: NOO!!
SUnny: HAHA! Victory ish myne! >D
Chunderful: FINE! Keep the headphones! I'll just keep your ass~ It's so soft and lovable~
SUnny: My ass is MINE!
Chunderful: Nope. You gave it to me the second you said 'I love you.' It's mine forevah~
SUnny: >_>
Chunderful: >D
SUnny: *kicks chu*
Chunderful: *rubs your ass like a genie's lamp* Make all meh wishes come true, babeh <3
SUnny: PERVERT! D8<
Chunderful: Mwaha! You love this pervert
SUnny: DAMN RIGHT, I do! DD8<
Chunderful: Love you, too, Su. <3 See you at 12 today~
SUnny: Fine!
SUnny: Wait, you told Yunho and Jaejoong you were coming at 1 o.o
Chunderful: I don't remember that~
SUnny: O_O;;
Chunderful: Merry Christmas, angel. I shall diligently continue raping your sweet, juicy ass all the way through the new year <3 <3
SUnny: HEY!!! Take care of it! D8
***Chunderful has signed out
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Merry Christmas, my magnificent Ass T.T
***SUnny has signed out
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End~ ^.^
Or is it? >DDD
Remember a few chapters ago when I told you guys I had a surprise for you? Weeeeeeeell.....be patient, my pretties~ >D You shall receive your reward in due time. ♥
Raise your hand if this fic was fun. *raises hand* 8D I had a BLAST writing this fic and reading every single one of your comments (even if I didn't get to comment on every last one of them T.T). I know I'm having fun when I feel like I personally know all the characters I've created. <3 I have to thank you guys sooooo much because it was all of you that encouraged me to continue this fic and also improve my writing along the way. ^.^ I'll try to put up a pdf soon. Once I figure out how to do that. ^.^;;
Thus a fic of mine ends~
And another one shall be born. >D
I'm working on another fic. It'll be COMPLETELY different from this one. (Yunjae <3) Keep your eyes open for it! Dunno when I'll get around to it. Oh yeah. And there shall be assassins. >D
Once again, thank you guys soooo much!
*gives you all Su!emoticon!cookies*
8D
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [50/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 50: Slow Dancing and Freaky Grandchildren
December 24, 11:59PM
***MERRYXMASSU!!! has signed in
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Omg, Chun, WHAT? =.= I just went to sleep like 2 hours ago.
MERRYXMASSU!!!: 10 more seconds...
SUnny: What the fuck is up with your name?? What's an Xmassu????
MERRYXMASSU!!!: It's 12AM!!
MERRYXMASSU!!!: MERRY CHRISTMAS, SU!!! :D
SUnny: O.O
MERRYXMASSU!!!: <3
SUnny: T.T
MERRYXMASSU!!!: o.o"
SUnny: TT.TT
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Su??? Baby, you okay?
SUnny: Omg........
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Um.......
SUnny: O.M.G...... TTT.TTT
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Oh crap, I broke him.....
SUnny: You're so sweet!!!!! D'8
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Oh. Heh. xD I've always been like this~
SUnny: You're so awesome!!!!!! TTTTT______TTTTTT
MERRYXMASSU!!!: I told you I'd be the first one to wish you a merry Christmas!
SUnny: >.>
MERRYXMASSU!!!: What...?
SUnny: WTF is a Merry Xmassu????? =.=
MERRYXMASSU!!!: =_=
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Merry X-mas, Su! As in, Merry Christmas, JUNSU! The X is just short for 'Christmas!' They do it all the time in commercials and shit D<
SUnny: =.= It looks gay.
MERRYXMASSU!!!: You know what, YOU'RE gay!
SUnny: Yes, I am! :D
MERRYXMASSU!!!: =__="
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Chunnie? You asked me to log in. Is everything okay...?
SUnny: JAEJOONG! 8D
Jaesicle: Susu?!?!
MERRYXMASSU!!!: Yo~
Jaesicle: Omo....
SUnny: What? o.O
Jaesicle: Who on earth is that and what is an Xmassu? Is that how it's spelled in Europe? You have a new European friend, Susu? Hi, new European friend! ^.^ Merry Xmassu~ *wavez*
MERRYXMASSU!!!: IT'S ME!!!!!
Jaesicle: I don't follow.....
SUnny: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! x'DDDD
MERRYXMASSU!!!: YOOCHUN! I'M YOOOOOOOCHUN!!!
Jaesicle: Oh! xD
MERRYXMASSU!!!: FINE! I'll change it!!
Jaesicle: *gasp* Susu is laughing...... Chunface is chatting with Susu..... This must mean......
MerryChristmasYo: Yeah.....
SUnny: <3
Jaesicle: OMOOOMOMOOMOMMOOMMMOMOMOMMMOMOMOMMOMOMOMOMO!!!!!
SUnny: I think he exploded o.o"
MerryChristmasYo: Just wait...it'll wear off >.>
Jaesicle: WHEN did this happen??????????
SUnny: A few fucking hours ago =.= Before I went to SLEEP!!!! *ties Chun's pants around his neck*
MerryChristmasYo: Hey, if you wanted to get my pants off so fast, you didn't have to be so rough~
SUnny: STOP IT!!! DD<
Jaesicle: Omona!! :DDDDD I'm soooooooooo soooooo oooooooooooh sooooooo thrilled that you two are finally friends again!!!!! <3333 *SQUEEEEE* This is gonna be the best Christmas everzz!
SUnny: Yesh! :3
SUnny: And guess what else...
Jaesicle: I don't know if my sexy little body can handle much more happiness~<3333
SUnny: I talked to my parents yesterday...
Jaesicle: *gasp*
MerryChristmasYo: How'd it go, baby?
Jaesicle: "Baby??"
SUnny: Um....everything's okay...
MerryChristmasYo: I'm glad, Su.
MerryChristmasYo: It was all thanks to your man, wasn't it? Haha~ Aren't you glad you have meh?
Jaesicle: I'm sorry, WHO'S man??? :o
SUnny: It wasn't CHU! D< It was......
SUnny: Nevermind.... >.>
MerryChristmasYo: But I'm the one that told you to talk to your parents!
SUnny: So? <.< You weren't the one who was there when I did it....
MerryChristmasYo: Then who?? D<
MerryChristmasYo: Omg.... Are you already cheating on meh?! D;
SUnny: NO!! D8< I talked to Changmin!! *bites chu*
MerryChristmasYo: Oooh, baby, you know I likez it rough~
SUnny: Perv =.=
MerryChristmasYo: Wait...CHANGMIN?? YOUR Changmin???
SUnny: I told you the little bastard is too smart for his own good >:|
MerryChristmasYo: Well....that's great, Su. You get a kiss for showing a hint of maturity for the first time in your life~
SUnny: SHUT UP! I'm plenty mature! xP
MerryChristmasYo: You still get a kiss~
SUnny: Fine! >.>
Jaesicle: .................
Jaesicle: Chunnie.....correct me if I'm wrong...but is there something going on between you two? Something I don't know about...?
MerryChristmasYo: Oh yeah. We haven't told you yet...
SUnny: Um...
MerryChristmasYo: Su and I....we made up but...we're not just friends anymore...
SUnny: We're kinda going out now...
Jaesicle: O_____O
Jaesicle: KYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: He exploded again O_O
MerryChristmasYo: Holy crap, he's overloaded O__O
SUnny: Save him, Chunnie! D8
MerryChristmasYo: It's too late....he's....he's gone...
SUnny: WHY must the good die young!!!?!!??!?!? D''''8
Jaesicle: I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: You're alive! 8D
Jaesicle; OMO!! Wait til Yunnie bear hears about this!! I'm telling him to get online NOWZ!!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: He might not answer. >.> I tried calling him earlier to tell him about us but he wasn't picking up.
Jaesicle: Oh...he was with me.
SUnny: What was he doing at your house so late at night? o.o
Jaesicle: Mmmmm, nothing much~
MerryChristmasYo: You're being all mysterious...
SUnny: o.O
Jaesicle: Teehee~ Yunnie and I had our phones turned off while he was at my house so we could have some privacy... He's probably turned it back on now~
SUnny: WHY???? What if I needed my Yunho for an emergency?!! You selfish friend-hog! D<
Jaesicle: <333333
MerryChristmasYo: ...Jae...What did you do to him?
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: Merry Christmas, everyone!!!
Jaesicle: YUNNIE!!!!
Yunbi: JAE!!!! <3
Jaesicle: I see you made it back home safely~ ;D
Yunbi: Safe and sound and ready for the holidays!!!!!!!
SUnny: Yunho? o.O"
MerryChristmasYo: Is he acting strange to you...?
SUnny: Like, bubbly and happy? o.O Yeah
Yunbi: Whoa!! Who's that?!
MerryChristmasYo: OMG. Who ELSE would be in this chatroom with you people so late at night??!?!?
SUnny: HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! x'DDDDD You still fail~
Jaesicle: Oh no, baby, it's just Chunnie ^.^
Yunbi: Oh! Well, merry Christmas to you, too, Chunnie! And a have a happy new year, too! Yeah!
MerryChristmasYo: "Chunnie??" o_o
SUnny: O_O I've never seen someone be "creepily" happy before... >.>
MerryChristmasYo: I'm changing my screen name again <.<
Jaesicle: Guess what, Yunnie bear?
Yunbi: What, Boojae~? Is it good news? I love good news!
Jaesicle: Someone in this chat is FINALLY together! And I mean together together. ;DD
Yunbi: That's awesome! 8D
SUnny: O_O Omg....Yunho used my smiley.... He NEVER uses meh smilies!! O___O;
Jaesicle: You have to guess who~ *butterfly kisses chu*
Yunbi: *receives butterfly kisses* Did you tell them about us, Joongie?
Jaesicle: Teehee~ Not yet, honey. I haven't told them. ^.^
SUnny: Told us what? >.>
Yunbi: Then that must mean....the only other people in this chat...
Yunbi: Susu and Chunnie?!
Jaesicle: YES!
iLoveSu: Yeah...
SUnny: D'awwwwww! 8'D
iLoveSu: Heh.
Yunbi: Awesome! 8D
SUnny: STOP IT! D8
Yunbi: I'm happy for you two~ I can't believe Susu and Chunnie are finally going out! Yay!
SUnny: Jaejoong destroyed the calm, mature, MANLY friend I knew as Jung Yunho. Who is this IMPOSTER!?!! D8
iLoveSu: Holy fuck, he never calls me 'Chunnie.' You broke Yunho! What have you done, Jae?!?!!
Jaesicle: <3
Yunbi: Haha.... <3
iLoveSu: Su, what's going on....?
SUnny: I'm scared O_O
iLoveSu: Hold me~
SUnny: *holds you*
iLoveSu: Lick me~
SUnny: *licks you*
SUnny: HEY!!!!! D8<
iLoveSu: HA!!!! You actually did it!
SUnny: You tricked me!!! D'<
Jaesicle: Aren't you guys curious?
SUnny: Eh? o.o
iLoveSu: About what?
SUnny: Yeah, I forgot what we were talking about ._.
Jaesicle: Mmmmm, maybe about the Christmas present I gave Yunho that made him so happy ^__^
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: You got him a Bambi keychain with matching socks??? No fair! That's what I got him! D''''<
Jaesicle: No, baby, that's not what I got him~
SUnny: Oh. O.O Then forget what I said, Yunho... >.>
iLoveSu: Give us a hint, Jae. I need to know so I can make him stop acting like this..... I want normal Yunho back >_>;
Yunbi: You're funny, Chunnie!
iLoveSu: *shudders*
Jaesicle: Okay, I'll give you a teensy weensy hint ^.^
Jaesicle: I didn't actually give something to Yunho. I took something away.
iLoveSu: I'm stumped :|
SUnny: That's the shittiest Christmas present I've ever heard of!! D8 You thief/fiend!!
Yunbi: I can still feel your silky, hairless skin on mine~
Jaesicle: My freshly shaved legs are oh so irresistible, honey ;]
Yunbi: I'm so happy when I'm with you, Joongie!
SUnny: ...
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: O.O
SUnny: Holy fucking asteroid bombs! O__O
SUnny: You took his virginity!!!
Jaesicle: Maaaaaaaybe~ ^.^
Yunbi: Good guess, Su!
iLoveSu: WHOA!!
SUnny: YUNJAE FUCKED!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDD
iLoveSu: JAEHO HAD SEX!!!??!
SUnny: Yunjae!!! D<
iLoveSu: Jaeho!!!
SUnny: *stuffs an orange in your mouth*
iLoveSu: *replaces orange with your cock*
SUnny: GAH! D8
iLoveSu: Damn, I'm awesome~ x'D
SUnny: Wait! We can finally figure this YunJaeHo thing out! >:D
SUnny: Who was on top???? I know it was you, Yunnie! I have faith in your fucking skills! :'D
iLoveSu: Tell him YOU were on top, Jae. You're the 2nd manliest man in this chatroom. 2nd to meh, of course.
Jaesicle: Oh, I don't know if Yunnie is comfortable giving out details... Teehee~
Yunbi: It's fine! They're friends. Friends should totally know!
Jaesicle: Are you sure, sweety?
Yunbi: Of course, baby!
Jaesicle: Okay! ^.^
iLoveSu: I miss old Yunho...
SUnny: Meh best friend D''8
Jaesicle: Well.....
SUnny: TELL TELL!
Jaesicle: We did it a lot...
SUnny: OOOOHHHHHHH!! 8D
iLoveSu: Nice
Jaesicle: But we switched so many times, I can't remember when either of us was on top or bottom. It was just...amazing~
Yunbi: You were heaven, Joongie~
Jaesicle: So were you, baby ^.~
SUnny: WTF??
iLoveSu: So.........They're not Jaeho??
SUnny: Or Yunjae?? D'8
iLoveSu: Su....
SUnny: Chun.... T.T
iLoveSu: What do we do now...? What do we call them?
Jaesicle: *snuggles*
Yunbi: *huggles*
SUnny: =.=
SUnny: Losers.
iLoveSu: ...
iLoveSu: I like that name.
SUnny: *high five*
iLoveSu: *high five*
Jaesicle: Was it the most amazing present evah, Yunnie? ^.~
Yunbi: Having you is a perfect gift every day~ You're the best!
iLoveSu: =_=
SUnny: I think I know how to fix him =.=
SUnny: Yunho?
Yunbi: Yeah, Susu?! 8D
SUnny: So, how are the Death Candy sales going?
Yunbi: ....
Jaesicle: *gasp*
Yunbi: Not....very......well.................
Jaesicle: Omo! Susu! >:|
SUnny: YESH! >8D
iLoveSu: That's my boyfriend~ <3
SUnny: Mwaha! I'm the best at breaking Yunho's spirit! >D
iLoveSu: Yes, you are. And now you get a reward~ ;D
SUnny: Oooh~ ;D
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Yunbi: Eeh...............
Jaesicle: Oh, Yunnie T.T
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: <---- Like it? ;D
SUnny: o.O"
SUnny: WTFWHY???? D<
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: The world should know about our love. No matter how kinky we may be~<3333
SUnny: LIES!!!! *RAWR*
Jaesicle: Chunnie, why so vulgar... T.T
SUnny: I'm eating your Christmas gift!! D<
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: So my present is edible? Nice~ I hope it has looots of chocolate~~
SUnny: NO it's not! But I'll swallow it anyway!!
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: You know it turns me on when you swallow~
SUnny: STOP IT!! D'x
SUnny: You know what, NO ONE is swallowing those professional headphones!! Do you know how expensive that shit was?!?! I had to sell stuff at home on the internet!
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: ...What did you get me...?
SUnny: O_O
SUnny: Forget I said anything... >.>
Yunbi: Smooth, Su.
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: ...
Jaesicle: Omo! ^.^ How many years have you been wanting such pricy music equipment, Chunnie? You must so happy~
SUnny: I said NOTHING about your SURPRISE Christmas present!! D8< Forget it!
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Thank you... Thank you so much, Su.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: No problem...
Yunbi: Thanks for my socks and keychain, too, Su. You're the best, man.
SUnny: GAH! @.@
SUnny: *pours memory loss potion up your nose* Now you no longer recall my Christmas present to you~ Woooo~ @.@
Yunbi: Haha. Fine. I'll pretend to be surprised when you give it to me.
SUnny: Gooooood~ @.@ And Chun will forget I got him expensive ass headphones and Jaejoong will never know I got him a cookbook of Italian cuisines~ Wooooo~
Jaesicle: *GASP* Did you really, Susu?! Did you get me a cookbook?! Thank you so much! I've been meaning to try out some new recipes~ ^_^
SUnny: ._.
Yunbi: Once again. Smooth, Su.
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: You fail epikly.
SUnny: T_T No one's gonna be surprised when I give away gifts this year. *sobz*
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Don't worry about it, Su. I'll tell you what my gift is.
SUnny: Furrealz?! 8D
Jaesicle: Awww~
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Haha. I got you a CD.
SUnny: YESH! >D Which one!?? Is it Michael Jackson?!!?
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Um, it's kind of a special CD. It's only got 2 songs on it and it doesn't have a name... Actually, it was also your birthday present...but I never got to give it to you and I'm too broke to get you a Christmas present, too, so be happy!
SUnny: Eh? o.o?
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: I composed some songs for you. Just a couple of piano arrangements with some crappy lyrics I wrote. Haha. I'm still practicing. Wish I could've used your headphones to make it, though.
SUnny: O.O
Jaesicle: That's so sweet, Chunnie!
Yunbi: Nice, man.
SUnny: TT.TT
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: ????
SUnny: TTTTTTTTTTTTT___TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Oh shit, I broke him again =_=
Jaesicle: *wipes up Susu's tears of joy*
SUnny: Thank you, Joongie! D''8
Jaesicle: <3
SUnny: And thank you, Chun!! D''''''''8
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Ha... I'll promise to act surprised when you give me my gift if you act surprised for me.
SUnny: DEAL! 8D
Jaesicle: Lolololzzz!
Yunbi: Haha
SUnny: But there's still no one left to be surprised at my Christmas presents now... T.T
Yunbi: What about your brother? Did you get him something?
SUnny: >.> Maybeh....
Jaesicle: How cute! What is it? I promise I'll keep it a secret *zips lips*
SUnny: Well....he's smart so I figured I'd give him a nerdy gift.... >_>
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: I got Changmin a sudoku game for his Nintendo DS. He better love it! D<
Maximini: OMG
SUnny: O_______O
SUnny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'8
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! x'DD
Jaesicle: Whoopsie~
Yunbi: So, so smooth, Su....
SUnny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TWERP!??!?!?!!? DDDDDDD'<
Maximini: I just wanted to ask why the hell I found Grandpa Kim's "Antique Condoms" being auctioned off on eBay but this is much more interesting. Thanks, hyung!
SUnny: When you open your present in front of mom and dad in the morning you BETTER act surprised or I'm choking you with leftover gift wrap and kicking you to Japan! ]8<
Maximini: Deal.
Maximini: So about grandpa's "Antique Condoms....."
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: WTF?????
SUnny: >_>
Yunbi: Ummmmm.....
Jaesicle: Goodness...
Maximini: I know it was you! I heard dad having the most AWKWARD phone conversation in the world with grandpa about how all his condoms went missing... I knew something fishy was going on when you suddenly decided to visit grandma and grandpa's house the other day.
SUnny: You have no proof! D<
Maximini: I found antique condoms on eBay! DolphinSu2000 is the username selling them!
SUnny: Oh.... >_>
Maximini: What the hell????
SUnny: Grandpa doesn't need them!! He's OLD!!
Maximini: Who cares if he needs them or not???? Don't steal his shit!!
SUnny: But he would never use them! Why would he get mad?! D<
Maximini: I'm sure he uses them sometimes! I know NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to think about it, but statistically speaking, old people "have fun," too...
SUnny: EWWWWWW!!!! O.O
Maximini: Yes......ewww..... =.=
SUnny: But grandma can't even get pregnant! She's WAAAY past menopausal! Why use condoms!? D< And once again, EWWWWWW!!!
Yunbi: This is uncomfortable...
Jaesicle: I feel nauseous, Yunnie T.T
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Tell me when this conversation is over...
Maximini: I don't care about our grandparents' private life. >_> I mean, I REALLY, REALLY don't care. What I wanna know is what demented justification you had for selling their condoms?! Don't you have your own?
SUnny: I can't sell mine as antique condoms. >_> I'm not old....
Maximini: Just cuz grandpa is old doesn't mean he uses ANTIQUE condoms! They're normal!
SUnny: SO?? xP I still made a shit ton of money for Chun's gift >8D
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: You got my gift with antique condom eBay money...? >.>
SUnny: o.O
SUnny: So anyway, what did you get me for Christmas, Joongie?! 8D
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: WTF????! You can't just ignore me like that!
Maximini: Me too!!
Jaesicle: Not telling, sweety ^.^
SUnny: Dammit! D<
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: Don't avoid the subject, you pussy!
Maximini: Ah, fuck it! I give up
SUnny: What about you, Yunnie? 8DD
Yunbi: Nope. I'm with Jaejoong.
SUnny: I het chu! T_T
SuFucksMeUpsideDown: FINE! I'm changing my name back! And it's NOT gonna be "iLoveSu"
SUnny: xP
Maximini: Hey, what's this I hear about SUDOKU presents?
SUnny: NOTHING! *CHOMPS your eyebawlz*
Maximini: "I got Changmin a sudoku game for his Nintendo DS. He better love it! D<"
Maximini: Hyung~? :3
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: FINE! I got you a sudoku game! You happy now that I've been stripped of all reason to be joyful?? D'<
Maximini: Incredibly happy!
Jaesicle: Awwww~
Maximini: But...I don't have a Nintendo DS...
SUnny: You don't? O.O
Maximini: I have a PSP...
SUnny: Oh... >.>
SUnny: I'm the one with the DS.... >_>
Chunderful: You failed 100% this Christmas, babe <3
Yunbi: Maybe only 99%. I like my Bambi keychain and socks.
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8
Maximini: What am I supposed to do?? Use your DS every time I want to play my sudokus?
SUnny: _>
Maximini: OMGTHANKYOU!!!!!
Jaesicle: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! :'D
Yunbi: Way to go, Su
Chunderful: 2 moments of maturity in one night! It's a record for you!
SUnny: *bites your earlobes off*
Maximini: I gotta tell Bum! Hold on a second, guys
SUnny: Don't be invitin' people into MY chatroom! DDD<
Yunbi: Your chatroom?
***Kibum has signed in
Kibum: ?
Maximini: Guess what?!
Kibum: ??
Maximini: Hyung got me a sudoku game AND a DS!
Kibum: x]
Maximini: I know! Isn't that awesome?! Now I can play with your book of sudokus present and then play some more on a brand new, slightly used DS. Best Christmas ever~
Jaesicle: You already know what Kibummie is getting you, honey?
Maximini: Of course~ We get each other the same thing ever year. I get him puzzles and he gets me sudokus. We know what we like~
Kibum: <3
SUnny: Why the hell are you so thrilled about sudokus? >.>
Maximini: ...
Maximini: You ever had that flow moment when you're so into what you're doing and you're so happy, you forget where you are, who you are, what you are and everything else? Sudokus, man. Sudokus...
SUnny: o.O
Chunderful: Aww. It's like nerd porn.
SUnny: Don't call my brother a nerd or I'll cut off your feet, turn them into pie and feed it to Yunho's dog!!!! DDDDDDDD8<
Chunderful: o_o
Yunbi: My dog's a vegetarian....
Maximini: I got you the same thing.
SUnny: Eh? You got me Chun!feet pie??? O.o
Maximini: No! >_< I got you a book of sudokus. You're welcome, hyung~
SUnny: =.=
Maximini: What?
SUnny: Nothing. =.=" Thanks...
Maximini: No problem, hyung!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Of course I'm calling him hyung a lot today, Bum. He IS my hyung.
Jaesicle: Awww, sooooo cuuuute!
SUnny: You BETTER call meh hyung! D8<
Maximini: I am! D<
SUnny: Keep it that way! DD<
Maximini: =_=
SUnny: xP
Maximini: Guess I'm not telling you what mom and dad got you for your birthday~
SUnny: O.O What?
Maximini: Heh heh heh heh
SUnny: Come oooooooooon! T____T
Chunderful: Make him suffer for it, Min. Make him cry before you tell him. Then I can lick all his tears away~
SUnny: HEY! D'<
Chunderful: *liiiiiick*
Maximini: Actually.... Nah, I don't think I will... I might as well just tell him.
SUnny: YAY! 8'D
Chunderful: WTF? You ALWAYS listen to me over Junsu.
Maximini: Well, it was my fault his birthday party got ruined, so I might as well tell him about his awesome birthday present. I'll just keep mom and dad's Christmas gifts a secret.
SUnny: JUST TELL MEH! D8
Maximini: A car.
SUnny: Stop lying to meh! DDDx You said you'd tell meh!
Maximini: I just did o.o
SUnny: Nuh-uh!!! DDDDD'''''x That's not what they really got me! You LYAR! *sobs*
Maximini: Then why the fuck do you think dad won't let anyone go in the garage?!!?
SUnny: Language, dongsaeng! D<
SUnny: Wait.......you're being serious?
Jaesicle: OMO! That's so wonderful!
Yunbi: Awesome, Su. Now you can stop begging me to drive you everywhere.
Chunderful: Now we can have a private place to make out <3
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I told you my brother's a little stupid, Kibum. But you didn't want to listen to me. You always assumed he was just "nice"
Kibum: x]
SUnny: HEY! *shoots brother with a bubblegum blaster*
SUnny: So mom and dad really got me a brand new car....?
Maximini: Well, it's used... But it'll be new to you.
SUnny: ...................................................................................................
Chunderful: Uh-oh. Everybody stand back.
Jaesicle: Why, honey? :o
Yunbi: Just brace yourself, Joongie. I don't want you to blind yourself.
Jaesicle: OMONA! Blinded by what?!
Chunderful: ............Junsu's smile >_>
SUnny: 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Chunderful: The smile.....it's so bright! X_X
Yunbi: Now he's gonna be hyper all the way til Valentine's Day
Jaesicle: More hyper than usual?
Yunbi: WAY more hyper than usual...
Jaesicle: Omo.....that's intense...
Yunbi: I know...
SUnny: I LOVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Maximini: Well, my job here is done.
Kibum: ??
Maximini: Of course! Come over to our house any time you want today and I'll give you your gift. And then we'll hang out.
Kibum: <3
Maximini: Haha... <3
Maximini: Goodnight, Bum. Or...good morning...or whatever you say at 12AM
Kibum: x]
***Kibum has signed out
Jaesicle: It's so adorkable how you can understand everything he's not saying, baby ^.^
SUnny: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CAAAARRRR!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDD
SUnny: DON'T call meh brother a dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDD8<
Jaesicle: o.o
Maximini: Haha. Me and Kibum have a special connection
SUnny: NO sex for you! DD8<
Maximini: What the hell????????? Who said anything about that?!?!?!
SUnny: I know how you young people think. >_> One minute you're holding hands and being all cute, the next, you're bouncing up and down in his lap. I will NOT have MY little brother's ass penetrated at ANY TIME by ANYONE!!!!! *RAWR*
Chunderful: I dunno. Min seems more like a top to me...
Maximini: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
SUnny: That's what I like to hear. HMPH! D<
Chunderful: Whoa. He's like...super brother now.
Yunbi: This is a pleasant switch
Jaesicle: My baby is growing up~ <3333
Maximini: Fuck you! That's disgusting! Me and Kibum would never....fornicate. EWWW!
SUnny: Hmmm, maybe he's still too young for the sex talk >.>
Yunbi: I've never actually had the sex talk....
Jaesicle: Really? o.o
Chunderful: Just chill out, Su xD
SUnny: But if Kibum ever starts touching you in inappropriate places, you TELL MEH! I'll kick him in the balls!
Maximini: Stay away from my boyfriend!
Jaesicle: Awww!
SUnny: NO! I swearz, if I ever find you two on dad's laptop looking at porn TOGETHER, I'm telling dad and I'll castrate BOTH of you while dad watches!
Maximini: That would NEVER happen! I like Kibum for intellectual reasons! Not everyone's as simple as you =_=
Maximini: Besides, I've got my own laptop now, so BOOYAH!
SUnny: Eh? >.>
Maximini: I already snuck a present from under the tree. Heh heh... My calulations from the weight, shape and density of the package were right.... Mom and dad got me my own laptop! How do you think I'm chatting with you right now? This is awesome!
SUnny: NO PORN!!!! DDD8<
Maximini: Heh. Whatever. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Yunbi: Merry Christmas
Jaesicle: Merry Christmas, baby <333
Chunderful: Merry X-mas, yo!
***Maximini has signed out
SUnny: GAH!
Chunderful: It's okay, Su. He's responsible enough to handle himself
SUnny: >___>
SUnny: AFK! D<
Jaesicle: Excusay mwah?
Chunderful: *sigh* Away from keyboard. I taught him that. He'll come back soon.
Yunbi: Wait, where's he going?
Chunderful: Into my dreams to strip naked, pour a bottle of water all over himself and dance reeeaaaal sloooooow~
Yunbi: Eww. NOT a good image for me
Jaesicle: Oh Chunnie. I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight T_T
Yunbi: I apologize for him for painting that picture in your head, Joongie
Jaesicle: Thank you, Yunnie bear! T.T
Chunderful: Yum, Su's wet, dancing ass~
SUnny: RAAAAAWR!!!! I just went downstairs to check on the little brat. He's already looking at porn! DD8<
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: I'm sorry, I can't respond to that. All I can think about is you gyrating around naked. And wet.
Jaesicle: Me too. T_T I'm so sorry, baby!
SUnny: Wtf?? o.O
Chunderful: <333
SUnny: What the hell ever! D< Changmin better be glad mom and dad are still asleep or I would SO squish his brains out!!! I TOLD him NO PORNZ! GRRRR!
Chunderful: Ahhh. Children grow up so fast~
SUnny: *throws mini, invisible fart bombs at Changmin* >D
Chunderful: And some never grow up at all =_="
Jaesicle: Mmm, babies are adorable, aren't they, Yunnie~? ^.^
Yunbi: Of course
Jaesicle: *gaspz* What do you think our babies would look like??
Yunbi: They'd have your angelic smile
Jaesicle: *Squeeee* >///<
Yunbi: Haha
Jaesicle: Omo! Why don't we adopt, sweety?
Yunbi: Haha. Okay, Joongie.
Yunbi: Wait. What?
Jaesicle: We'll be like one big happy gay family! :3 Yunnie and I will be mommy and daddy and Chunnie and Susu will be our children~
Yunbi: Uhhh....
SUnny: o.o
Chunderful: Wtf?? That's a stupid idea
SUnny: I LOVE IT! 8D
Chunderful: That's the greatest idea I've ever heard <3
Jaesicle: OMGYAY! What do you think, Yunnie bear?
Yunbi: If you're happy, then anything's okay
Jaesicle: ^.~ <333
SUnny: Waitwaitwaitwait. Why do you two get to be the mom and dad? =.=
Jaesicle: Well, obviously, dear ^^
Chunderful: They are older
Jaesicle: And we've already made love~ ;D
Chunderful: And that -.-
SUnny: So what happens when me and Chun fuck? o.o
Yunbi: When?
SUnny: Yes, when! D< Me and Chun are gonna be together forevah! OBVIOUSLY, there shall be fucking in teh future! *RAWR*
Chunderful: *throws confetti*
SUnny: I wanna be teh daddy! D<
Chunderful: WTF? Then what does that make me? I ain't no soccer mom!
Jaesicle: Yunnie and I have been together longer~
SUnny: Me and Chun met when we were 3 >D
Chunderful: Are they seriously arguing over this?
Yunbi: Just let them figure it out. We have no say in this...
Chunderful: Damn >_>
Jaesicle: Well, Yunnie and I were a couple first~<3
SUnny: Well, Chunnie and I kissed first >D
Yunbi: You did?
Chunderful: We did? o.o
SUnny: I drink after Chun all the time! Mwahaha! Indirect spit swap FTW! >DD
Jaesicle: That doesn't count, baby ^.^
SUnny: Mwahaha! I win! You and Yunnie are MAI children!
Jaesicle: Impossible, darling <3
SUnny: How?! DD<
Jaesicle: Because Yunho and I were still intimate first ^__^
Yunbi: <3
SUnny: Let's flip a coin >:|
Jaesicle: Nope~
SUnny: YESH! I WANNA BE TEH DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaesicle: NO! I get to be the parent cuz you're all my adorable babiez and there's absolutely NOTHING anyone can do or say about that so DEAL WITH IT
Jaesicle: ^.^
SUnny: Kay ._.
Chunderful: O_O
Yunbi: That's my Joongie~
Jaesicle: Yay~ So now that that's settled, would you like to be the mommy or the daddy, Yunnie? ^.^
SUnny: You didn't tell me he was this scary, Chun >.>
Chunderful: You shouldn't have messed with him... <.<
Yunbi: Well, I look up to my dad a lot...
Jaesicle: I'll be the daddy! ^.^
Yunbi: Um...okay.
Chunderful: *cough* I smell Jaeho *cough*
SUnny: I smell your ass getting beat! DDDD8<
Chunderful: I smell your ass shakin' and shinin' <3
SUnny: Ack! ]x
Yunbi: That doesn't even make sense and I'm still grossed out. Stop it, Yoochun!
Jaesicle: Omo! >.< I don't want to imagine my babies doing such lewd things...
Chunderful: I vote Junsu gets to be the sister~
SUnny: WTF?!? o.o"
Jaesicle: Awww~ *squishes meh Su!daughter's cheeks*
SUnny: Why can't Chun be the girl?!?! D'<
Chunderful: Cuz my legs wouldn't look smexy in a skirt, baby <3
SUnny: GAH!! Yunnie, help meh T.T
Yunbi: I want whatever Jae wants.
Yunbi: And...Yoochun's kinda right.
SUnny: O_o
Jaesicle: I'm uber excited! Now I get to play with my daughter's hair. And apply her makeup. And talk about boys. And go on shopping adventures~
SUnny: NOOOO!!!! DDD8
Jaesicle: Hmmmm... On second thought, I wanna be the mommy. There are some joyz that only a mother can share with her daughter ^.^
SUnny: I AIN'T NO GIRL!!
Chunderful: So does this mean I get to play catch in the park with daddy!Yunho?
Yunbi: Um...sure?
Chunderful: Cool.
SUnny: Not cool!! I'm NOT a girl!! I have a wonderful cock, not boobs!!!
Chunderful: That's true....
SUnny: YES! 8'D
Chunderful: Your cock is wonderful~ ;D
SUnny: NO! D'8
Jaesicle: Ooh! We can't leave out Minnie! Minnie can be Susu and Chunnie's baby. Kyaaaa! I get to have grandchildren to squish~ <33
Yunbi: So Yoochun and Junsu are our children...and also siblings to each other...and as siblings...they have Changmin as their child...together?
SUnny: O.o
Jaesicle: Oh....
Chunderful: Awkward...
SUnny: I don't want a Changmin offspring, anyway. D< Keep that pest away from meh uterus
Chunderful: I think you just agreed to being Jae's daughter...
SUnny: Eh? o.O
Chunderful: Ha! Your girly uterus can't escape the power of my man juices, baby~
SUnny: ACK!!! IU&^*#()&$(*&$#(&$(
Jaesicle: Hmph! Whatever! I want my family whether it's freaky or not! >:|
Yunbi: Are you sure, Joongie...?
Jaesicle: Ah-bsolutely! :3
Chunderful: So I can still get freaky with my Su!girlfriend?
SUnny: NOT A GIRL!!! DDD<
Jaesicle: If that's what you want, baby ^.~
Chunderful: Yesh!
SUnny: *strangles brother!boyfriend!Chun*
Jaesicle: Eeee! I was right! This is already the best Christmas everz~~ ^.^
Yunbi: Absolutely.
Chunderful: Yeah...it really is
SUnny: Yep yep! And it's only almost 1AM. We're on a roll! >:D
SUnny: But you know what would make this Christmas better?
Yunbi: I know what you're thinking.
SUnny: YESH! 8D
Yunbi: Bambi marathon
SUnny: Wha? O.o No. >.>
Yunbi: Oh...
Jaesicle: *squish!huggles Yunnie* ;3
SUnny: FOOD! >DDD
Chunderful: I likez the way you think, baby
SUnny: I don't think very often but when I do, I'm awesome-tastic ;D
SUnny: ...
SUnny: HEY!!! D8<
Chunderful: *squish!huggles Su for insulting himself for me* You're the best, baby <3
SUnny: D'<
Jaesicle: That's a wonderful idea, honey! I can try out my new Italian recipe book~
SUnny: T_T
Jaesicle: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. ^.^ I can try out my new surprise, amazing, mystery gift that I shall receive from my Susu some time today ;D
SUnny: :'D
Yunbi: You're going to cook for all of us, Joongie?
Jaesicle: Of courze! Cooking for the ones I love gives me so much joy
Chunderful: Ah, Jae
SUnny: D'awwwww! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yunbi: We love you, too, Jaejoong. Especially me...
Jaesicle: *kissies* <3
Yunbi: Haha...
Chunderful: I just lost my appetite =_=
SUnny: Nonsense! *ninja!kicks your appetite back into you* Today, we shall feast! >:D
Jaesicle: Kyaa! Where shall we meet and when? We still have to spend quality time with our families today, of course~ I can't wait to see the looks on all my sisters' faces when they see what I've gotten them
Chunderful: That's a lot of faces to look at...
Yunbi: Let's meet around 2PM. That's when my parents and I usually come home after visiting family.
SUnny: Perfect, yo!
Chunderful: We can't meet at my house. Mom's gonna get plastered with my aunt and drunkenly sing Christmas carols all day. I'd like to save myself the embarrassment >_>;;
SUnny: Your mom's funny x'D
Chunderful: *throws sperm!fruitcake at you*
SUnny: Ack! o.x
Jaesicle: Let's all meet at my house!
Yunbi: But your whole family's gonna be home. Your WHOLE family.....
Jaesicle: Omo, you're right. o.o There's gonna be so many people, my house my pop. ^.^;
Yunbi: Our kitchen is being renovated so we can't go to my house.
Chunderful: So, it's settled. We're meeting at Junsu's at 2 o'clock.
Jaesicle: Okiez! ;D
Yunbi: Alright
SUnny: Yesh! >:D
SUnny: What? o_o
Yunbi: We get to see your new car, Su
SUnny: Hey, I never agreed to this! D<
Jaesicle: Omona omona! I can't wait to share a kitchen with your mother, Susu~ We can trade baking secrets~
SUnny: Mom doesn't bake. Dad does. ^.^
SUnny: No, wait. STOP! @.@
Yunbi: We can trade gifts there while we eat
Chunderful: Hellz yeah! I'm finally gonna get the ultra smexy headphones I've been waiting my whole lyfe for~
SUnny: NOO! STOP IT!!! DDDDD< NO ONE'S meeting at meh house! Cuz Changmin's gonna be there with Kibum and they're gonna nerd everything up!
Chunderful: Min's a cool nerd, though
SUnny: You call meh brother a nerd ONE MORE TIME and I'll send you to the moon without your dick! DDDDDDDD8<
Jaesicle: Oooh, I'm so excited I just might dye my hair Christmas red just to get into the holiday spirit~
SUnny: No hair dyeing! X_X
Jaesicle: On second thought, red might look better on Susu. What do you guys think?
SUnny: >______>;;;
Yunbi: He could pull it off
Chunderful: SEXY. Do it, Jae. DO IT.
Jaesicle: Okiezzz! I'll bring the dye to Susu's house for our holiday meal~
SUnny: Leave meh bootiful hair alone! D8
Chunderful: Right now I'm imagining Junsu in red hair........
Jaesicle: Doesn't it look fabulous, Chunface?
Chunderful: Ngh. I just orgasmed a little.
SUnny: O_O"
Yunbi: It's getting late, you guys.
Jaesicle: Omo! Yunnie's right! I want all my children to get a good night's rest for the best Christmas of their lives ;]
Chunderful: Damn, I'm so horny right now... Fuck it. I'm meeting Junsu at 1 today. You guys can come at 2 once I warm my baby up.
SUnny: Keep your boner to yourself! Dx
Chunderful: Red-haired Junsu............................. So horny............................
Yunbi: You're gonna be inside all my dreams tonight, Joongie
Jaesicle: I'm gonna dream about you inside of me, Yunnie ;DD
Yunbi: Mmmmm...
Chunderful: Aaaaaaand now I'm no longer horny =_____="
SUnny: HA! >8D
Yunbi: Night, Joongie
Jaesicle: Nite nite, baaaby~ <333333
Yunbi: Merry Christmas, everyone
Chunderful: Merry X-mas!
Jaesicle: Merry Christmas, my beautiful childrenz!
SUnny: *throws Christmas!joy at everyone* 8D
***Yunbi has signed out
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: ....
SUnny: Quit that
Chunderful: Quit what?
SUnny: 'Merry X-mas.' >_> No one understands you
Chunderful: YES they do!!! Everyone knows what that means! EVERYONE!!!
SUnny: Sure.... .>?
Chunderful: If it was, would you like it?
SUnny: ..........
SUnny: I'd like anything you do to me... Whenever you choose to do it....
Chunderful: Okay........
Chunderful: *brutally rapes your sweet, wet, gyrating ass*
SUnny: Holy fuckshit!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDD8
Chunderful: Enjoying it, lovely? <3
SUnny: You tricked meh!!!!!!
Chunderful: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
SUnny: I'm hiding your condom!eBay!headphones! DD8<
Chunderful: NOO!!
SUnny: HAHA! Victory ish myne! >D
Chunderful: FINE! Keep the headphones! I'll just keep your ass~ It's so soft and lovable~
SUnny: My ass is MINE!
Chunderful: Nope. You gave it to me the second you said 'I love you.' It's mine forevah~
SUnny: >_>
Chunderful: >D
SUnny: *kicks chu*
Chunderful: *rubs your ass like a genie's lamp* Make all meh wishes come true, babeh <3
SUnny: PERVERT! D8<
Chunderful: Mwaha! You love this pervert
SUnny: DAMN RIGHT, I do! DD8<
Chunderful: Love you, too, Su. <3 See you at 12 today~
SUnny: Fine!
SUnny: Wait, you told Yunho and Jaejoong you were coming at 1 o.o
Chunderful: I don't remember that~
SUnny: O_O;;
Chunderful: Merry Christmas, angel. I shall diligently continue raping your sweet, juicy ass all the way through the new year <3 <3
SUnny: HEY!!! Take care of it! D8
***Chunderful has signed out
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Merry Christmas, my magnificent Ass T.T
***SUnny has signed out
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End~ ^.^
Or is it? >DDD
Remember a few chapters ago when I told you guys I had a surprise for you? Weeeeeeeell.....be patient, my pretties~ >D You shall receive your reward in due time. ♥
Raise your hand if this fic was fun. *raises hand* 8D I had a BLAST writing this fic and reading every single one of your comments (even if I didn't get to comment on every last one of them T.T). I know I'm having fun when I feel like I personally know all the characters I've created. <3 I have to thank you guys sooooo much because it was all of you that encouraged me to continue this fic and also improve my writing along the way. ^.^ I'll try to put up a pdf soon. Once I figure out how to do that. ^.^;;
Thus a fic of mine ends~
And another one shall be born. >D
I'm working on another fic. It'll be COMPLETELY different from this one. (Yunjae <3) Keep your eyes open for it! Dunno when I'll get around to it. Oh yeah. And there shall be assassins. >D
Once again, thank you guys soooo much!
*gives you all Su!emoticon!cookies*
8D
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