Happy Together [Rehearsal 2]
[Happy Together - Rehearsal 2] ...I've established my OTPs of this fic! xD
Heechul: I told you that would be complete and utter fail.
Leeteuk: Complete and utter fail?
Heechul: YES. Complete and utter fail.
Leeteuk: Ah…complete and utter fail…
Heechul: …
Leeteuk: But you know, I didn’t think it was that bad.
Heechul: …
Yesung: Just that Nick said he couldn’t understand my English…
Kangin: Ah, who cares? We got the first part of Sorry, Sorry down. Let’s just go home and sleeeeeep.
Eunhyuk: First part? We barely made it to the part where we actually start singing words.
Leeteuk: Ah, words…
Kangin: Are you okay?
Leeteuk: I’m being positive.
Kangin: …
Donghae: He’s being tired…
Leeteuk: I am…not…
Heechul: Who cares about sleep at 3am? In a few months, we’re going to go on that stage and suck!
Hankyung: No worries. We do not suck things. It will turn out good.
Heechul: Hankyung, we didn’t even make it to the part where we say “Sorry, sorry” in Sorry, Sorry. That. Sucks.
Donghae: So, it’s not moving as fast as we’re used to. We can do it. We’re Super Junior!
Heechul: …
Donghae: …Whaaaat?!
Heechul: Ah! Don’t-don’t cry, Donghae! Aish. I’m just worried about us… I mean…Siwon never showed up…
Leeteuk: Right.
Heechul: Kyuhyun and Ryeowook disappeared right before Nick and Trent showed up.
Leeteuk: Right, right.
Heechul: Kibum is still shooting for some drama….or something... Again.
Leeteuk: Right, right, right.
Heechul: The manager is coming down with a cold….
Leeteuk: Right, right, right, right.
Heechul: Yunho hasn’t been returning my calls…
Leeteuk: Right, right, right, right, right.
Heechul: And our leader has lost his mind…
Leeteuk: Righteous.
Kangin: …Please quit talking and go to sleep.
Leeteuk: *yawn* I’m not sleeping standing up.
Kangin: Then lean on something.
Leeteuk: Are you as cuddly as the fans like to say you are?
Kangin: …Um…some…times…
Leeteuk: *yaaaaawn* Stay still…
Kangin: …
Shindong: *sigh* He needs to sleep more.
Yesung: We all do. Move over, Leeteuk.
Kangin: Wa-wah-What!? Why do I have men draped all over me?!
Heechul: *sigh* You’ll get used to it. I did…
Sungmin: …What?!
Heechul: Nothing. I’m tired of this. Why didn’t I just stay in Four Seasons?!
Kangin: Four Seasons broke up for…obvious reasons.
Heechul: Don’t bother me. I’m going to sleep on the couch in the waiting room.
Kangin: Take these two with you! Hey!
Yesung: Shhh….
Kangin: ...I thought you gave up touching our lips, Yesung.
Yesung: Good night~
Kyuhyun: We’re back! Sorry it took so long. The soup and traffic were killer.
Kangin: …
Kyuhyun: Hyung…
Kangin: Soup and traffic aren’t the only things that are about to be killer.
Yesung: Shhhhh.
Kangin: Where did you guys go? Trent and Nick are gone now. Do you know why? Because it’s 3am.
Ryeowook: We’re sorry! We thought they were going to be late and we can’t dance on an empty stomach. But then traffic was really slow. And Henry was really fun. Actually, we set up another date tomorrow at this new restaurant near-
Kangin: I DON’T CARE ABOUT-
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzz
Kangin: …I…don’t care about your stupid little adventure. You guys were late and missed the whole beginning of the choreography.
Eunhyuk: Pfft. We didn’t even get to the singing part. The singing part…
Donghae: You’re being negative today.
Eunhyuk: Heechul is rubbing off on me…
Donghae: Ah, you mean when he grabbed you and tried to rub your face on the floor?
Eunhyuk: …Not exactly. And Kangin grabbed him before he could actually get a hold of my face.
Kangin: You’re welcome.
Eunhyuk: Ah, thank you, hyung.
Donghae: A pretty weird first impression to our new choreographers, though.
Eunhyuk: …
Hankyung: Hey, where’s Siwon?
Sungmin: That’s what I’ve been wondering!
Hankyung: We should go on a church hunt.
Sungmin: Right! You check all the synagogues, I’ll find a priest. Go!
Hankyung: Wait. But we’re famous. We can’t go in public.
Sungmin: Right… Um…
Yesung: I’ve got an idea! If Hankyung wears his clothes like Nickhun, then the fans will think he’s from 2pm and chase him and not the real Hankyung.
Kangin: Just go back to sleep, Yesung.
Yesung: Shhhh…..
Shindong: I think he meant we should search for him.
Yesung: Aha! My plan will work even better, then!
Sungmin: ...
Shindong: I’m sure he’ll show up…eventually.
Sungmin: You said that about Kibum.
Shindong: And he will also show up…eventually.
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzzz….
Donghae: Eunhyuk, you’re too skinny.
Eunhyuk: What’s your point?
Donghae: Aish, just…come here.
Eunhyuk: Gah! What happened to no skinship around you?
Donghae: Be quiet. You need to eat more. Look how loose those pants are on you.
Eunhyuk: These pants are-don’t pull like that!
Donghae: What? Like this?
Eunhyuk: GAH!
Donghae: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Eunhyuk: Don’t be such a child molester!
Donghae: Even babies eat more than you.
Eunhyuk: I eat plenty! I’d eat more if manager-hyung let me-Stop it! It feels weird…
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzz…
Donghae: Stay still-Hey, your butt is vibrating.
Eunhyuk: Well, I wouldn’t know. You’ve twisted my pants halfway around my waist. Let me- AAGGHHH!
Shindong: Oh, this looks weird…
Donghae: Hold still. I’m getting your phone for you.
Eunhyuk: Get-out of-there! Nyaaaah!
Kangin: Wow. Donghae got in Eunhyuk’s pants right in front of us…
Yesung: Shhhh….
Eunhyuk: Oh my- Watch where you’re grabbing!
Hankyung: Eunhyuk, you’re red.
Eunhyuk: AAAHHH!
Donghae: Got it! Hello?
Eunhyuk: What the crap was that, Donghae?! You don’t want me to touch you, then you invade my pants?!
Caller: …Hello?
Donghae: I was trying to help.
Eunhyuk: What does my health have to do with my pants?!
Caller: …Hyukjae…?
Donghae: All you eat is junk food. That’s why your pants are always too big for you.
Eunhyuk: Hey, you’ve lost a lot of weight, too.
Caller: *background* …I don’t know. I think he’s busy…
Hankyung: You’re pants look strange now.
Eunhyuk: Thanks.
Hankyung: I help.
Eunhyuk: Wha-GRAAAAGH!
Hankyung: Better!
Eunhyuk: Oh…I think I just got a hernia…
Caller: Is this the wrong number? Hello??
Donghae: Aren’t you going to answer this?
Eunhyuk: Just…please give it me…
Donghae: So unhealthy…
Eunhyuk: *heaves* Hello?
Caller: …Eunhyuk??
Eunhyuk: Servant! How are you?
Servant: I’m fine. Um…how are…you?
Eunhyuk: …
Servant: Hello? Is this a bad connection?
Eunhyuk: Um…how much did you just hear?
Servant: All of it, I guess…
Eunhyuk: …
Servant: Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone, my slave… You should eat better, though.
Donghae: I told you!
Servant: Can everyone hear me? Was that Donghae? Hi, Donghae!
Donghae: Hi, Junsu!
Junsu: Who else is there?
Eunhyuk: Shindong…
Shindong: Want to get some pizza later, Junsu?
Junsu: Haha! Sure, you know where the best pizza is~
Eunhyuk: Kyuhyun…
Kyuhyun: …I’m in trouble, hyung.
Junsu: Aw, why? Is Kangin on a diet again? You know he’s just cranky.
Eunhyuk: …Kangin is here, too…
Junsu: …Oooooh…..Hi, Kangin……
Kangin: …..
Yesung: Shhhh…..
Kangin: I didn’t even say anything!
Yesung: Shhhhhhh!
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzz....
Eunhyuk: Sungmin…
Junsu: Hi, Sungmin!
Sungmin: Hi, Junsu!
Eunhyuk: Leeteuk is here…sort of….
Leeteuk: Zzzzzz....
Junsu: Is that him snoring?
Eunhyuk: Yeah. Ryeowook is-Where’d he go now?
Hankyung: Where the hernia is.
Eunhyuk: …
Junsu: …
Hankyung: Ah! I just learned that word when you said it. Sorry. Um, where the…piano is.
Junsu: So, Hankyung is there. Hi, Hankyung!
Hankyung: Ni hao!
Junsu: Soooo…who are we missing? Besides Kibum? …Wait, he’s not there, right?
Eunhyuk: *sigh* He’s still gone. Heechul went to pout or something.
Junsu: Aahh…
Eunhyuk: He thinks we’re going to suck because we can’t communicate with our choreographers.
Junsu: Aahh… The Americans. Hey, Yoochun taught me an English phrase. Umm… “Come here, baby!”
Eunhyuk: Is that something we can say to our choreographers?
Junsu: Yoochun says it’s something you say to someone you know really well-Yah! What?!
Eunhyuk: …
Junsu: *background* Don’t throw stuff at me. What? … Oh… They can’t? Ooooh. Eunhyuk?
Eunhyuk: Yeah?
Junsu: He says not to say it.
Siwon: Yeah, that would be a little weird.
Kyuhyun: …
Junsu: Oh, hi, Siwon. That’s Siwon, right? You still practicing your English?
Siwon: Yes, I am. If I keep studying, I’ll get better in no time.
Eunhyuk: Siwon seems to be doing better than everyone else in that department.
Donghae: Yeah, he translated half the menu at that restaurant last week.
Kangin: He could’ve translated the rest of it if someone didn’t make the waitress spill milk all over it.
Heechul: *from the waiting room* I can still hear you!!
Kangin: I thought you were sleeping! Aish…
Yesung: Shhh…..
Hankyung: You are hazing. Learning English, Chinese and Korean.
Siwon: Aha. I’m not amazing. I just practice really hard.
Junsu: Eunhyuk, I need to ask you someth- What?!
Eunhyuk: …
Siwon: What’s he doing?
Eunhyuk: Oh, he’s arguing with whoever’s in the background, Siwon.
Siwon: Oh.
Eunhyuk: …
Kangin: …
Donghae: …
Hankyung: …
Sungmin: …
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …*sigh*
Kangin: WHAT THE @#&% ARE YOU DOING HERE, SIWON!!!???!
Kyuhyun: Am I the only one that noticed that he was standing here the whole time??
Siwon: I should be used to such language…
Kangin: Answer the question!!
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzz
Yesung: Shhhhhh….
Siwon: Oh, about me leaving at 11pm and coming back at 3am?
Junsu: Okay, sorry, Eunhyuk. Yunho wants to tell Donghae-
Kangin: Yeah. It would be nice if you enlightened me about that little blank space in your life, good friend.
Junsu: Hello? What’s going on over there??
Siwon: Well…I got Heechul’s water…
Heechul: *from the waiting room* Finally!
Donghae: Um, what happened to you?
Kangin: Do tell.
Yesung: Shhhhhh….
Siwon: Well, I went to the water fountain, but then I realized that Heechul doesn’t drink tap water.
Heechul: *from the waiting room* At least someone understands me!
Donghae: I understand you!
Junsu: *background* Be quiet, Jaejoong, I’m trying to listen.
Siwon: So, I went across the street to the gas station to get a bottle of water.
Eunhyuk: …Are you serious?
Siwon: It was only for a few seconds…I thought.
Junsu: ...You do remember that you're famous, right?
Siwon: There was a group of high school girls on a field trip or something…
Hankyung: Oh snap.
Shindong: …Did Heechul teach you that?
Hankyung: No.TV.
Shindong: …
Siwon: So, long story short, they chased me all over Seoul. But I got the water.
Heechul: *from the waiting room* Good boy, Siwon. Now bring it here.
Eunhyuk: You could’ve…died.
Sungmin: That’s what I’ve been saying!
Kangin: Then why didn’t you say anything when Siwon came in?
Sungmin: …Junsu’s on the phone…
Junsu: Hi, Sungmin!
Sungmin: Hi, Junsu!
Donghae: I’m just glad you’re okay.
Siwon: Aw, thanks, hyung.
Eunhyuk: Hey! Why do you hug Siwon and not me?!
Donghae: What?
Eunhyuk: Don’t look at me all innocent.
Junsu: …Soooo…about what Yunho wanted to say…
Donghae: I am innocent. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Junsu: *background* I don’t know, hyung. He’s really distracted today.
Eunhyuk: You won’t let me touch you in public, yet…
Junsu: *background* Aish. Okay, okay. Here.
Donghae: But he could’ve died.
Yunho: Hello? Eunhyuk? Donghae? Somebody?
Eunhyuk: I could’ve died when you tried to take my pants off earlier!
Yunho: …….…Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………
Donghae: That’s because you don’t eat properly!
Eunhyuk: Yeah, and that was the only time you actually decide to touch me…
Yunho: ….. *background* Yah! Junsu!
Junsu: *way in the background* I told you! And that’s the right number. So don’t fuss at me.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* Don’t talk to hyung like that.
Kangin: We’re all tired. It’s…4am now. Let’s get manager-hyung to get the cars ready.
Yesung: Shhhhhh….
Kangin: …
Donghae: Eunhyuk… Don’t cry.
Junsu: *way in the background* Agh! Shut up.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* You shut up.
Eunhyuk: You like Siwon better than me.
Siwon: No, he doesn’t.
Donghae: I really don’t.
Siwon: You don’t?!
Junsu: *way in the background* You shut up.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* Call me hyung and I will.
Jaejoong: *way, way, way in the background* Both of you shut up.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* Fine…
Junsu: *way in the background* ...
Yunho: …Aish…
Donghae: Ah! You know what I mean.
Ryeowook: Manager-hyung says let’s go!
Kyuhyun: Finally! I forgot my PSP…
Kangin: Ummm…you guys have to get off…
Yesung: Shhhhhhh…
Kangin: Seriously!
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzz
Kangin: ...I’m not carrying you both.
Yesung: Will you?!
Kangin: NO!
Yesung: Please.
Kangin: No.
Yesung: Please?
Kangin: No.
Yesung: …
Kangin: …
Yesung: Shhhh….
Kangin: Get…OFF!
Yesung: Ah! Fine. Then I’m gonna carry Ryeowook. Ryeowook, where’d you go?!
Ryeowook: NOOO!
Kangin: ...Jungsu…
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzz
Kangin: *sigh* I guess I have to carry you…
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzzz. Thank you. Zzzzzzzzzz
Kangin: …
Sungmin: I’ve got a headache now. *yawn* Hope manager-hyung warmed up the car. Oh, thanks, Siwon.
Siwon: You’re welc-Wait. NO!
Sungmin: …Ah! This water is so refreshing. Where’d you get it?
Siwon: …Across the street.
Sungmin: Oh. How’d you get it to be satisfying?
Siwon: ...Well…I almost met Jesus early by running all the way around Seoul and back from rabid hormonal teenagers…for Heechul…
Sungmin: …Oh, yeah….
Siwon: …
Sungmin: …
Siwon: I’ll give you five won not to tell him about this.
Sungmin: Make it ten and I’ll tell him the bottle had a leak in it.
Siwon: Deal.
Sungmin: Deal.
Hankyung: Dealio!
Shindong: …
End - (Just like that) I’m merely a thirsty, anxious, blind fool
Rehearsal 3
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...You may be asking yourself..."Was that the end?"
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Yes...it was...xDDDD
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Heechul: I told you that would be complete and utter fail.
Leeteuk: Complete and utter fail?
Heechul: YES. Complete and utter fail.
Leeteuk: Ah…complete and utter fail…
Heechul: …
Leeteuk: But you know, I didn’t think it was that bad.
Heechul: …
Yesung: Just that Nick said he couldn’t understand my English…
Kangin: Ah, who cares? We got the first part of Sorry, Sorry down. Let’s just go home and sleeeeeep.
Eunhyuk: First part? We barely made it to the part where we actually start singing words.
Leeteuk: Ah, words…
Kangin: Are you okay?
Leeteuk: I’m being positive.
Kangin: …
Donghae: He’s being tired…
Leeteuk: I am…not…
Heechul: Who cares about sleep at 3am? In a few months, we’re going to go on that stage and suck!
Hankyung: No worries. We do not suck things. It will turn out good.
Heechul: Hankyung, we didn’t even make it to the part where we say “Sorry, sorry” in Sorry, Sorry. That. Sucks.
Donghae: So, it’s not moving as fast as we’re used to. We can do it. We’re Super Junior!
Heechul: …
Donghae: …Whaaaat?!
Heechul: Ah! Don’t-don’t cry, Donghae! Aish. I’m just worried about us… I mean…Siwon never showed up…
Leeteuk: Right.
Heechul: Kyuhyun and Ryeowook disappeared right before Nick and Trent showed up.
Leeteuk: Right, right.
Heechul: Kibum is still shooting for some drama….or something... Again.
Leeteuk: Right, right, right.
Heechul: The manager is coming down with a cold….
Leeteuk: Right, right, right, right.
Heechul: Yunho hasn’t been returning my calls…
Leeteuk: Right, right, right, right, right.
Heechul: And our leader has lost his mind…
Leeteuk: Righteous.
Kangin: …Please quit talking and go to sleep.
Leeteuk: *yawn* I’m not sleeping standing up.
Kangin: Then lean on something.
Leeteuk: Are you as cuddly as the fans like to say you are?
Kangin: …Um…some…times…
Leeteuk: *yaaaaawn* Stay still…
Kangin: …
Shindong: *sigh* He needs to sleep more.
Yesung: We all do. Move over, Leeteuk.
Kangin: Wa-wah-What!? Why do I have men draped all over me?!
Heechul: *sigh* You’ll get used to it. I did…
Sungmin: …What?!
Heechul: Nothing. I’m tired of this. Why didn’t I just stay in Four Seasons?!
Kangin: Four Seasons broke up for…obvious reasons.
Heechul: Don’t bother me. I’m going to sleep on the couch in the waiting room.
Kangin: Take these two with you! Hey!
Yesung: Shhh….
Kangin: ...I thought you gave up touching our lips, Yesung.
Yesung: Good night~
Kyuhyun: We’re back! Sorry it took so long. The soup and traffic were killer.
Kangin: …
Kyuhyun: Hyung…
Kangin: Soup and traffic aren’t the only things that are about to be killer.
Yesung: Shhhhh.
Kangin: Where did you guys go? Trent and Nick are gone now. Do you know why? Because it’s 3am.
Ryeowook: We’re sorry! We thought they were going to be late and we can’t dance on an empty stomach. But then traffic was really slow. And Henry was really fun. Actually, we set up another date tomorrow at this new restaurant near-
Kangin: I DON’T CARE ABOUT-
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzz
Kangin: …I…don’t care about your stupid little adventure. You guys were late and missed the whole beginning of the choreography.
Eunhyuk: Pfft. We didn’t even get to the singing part. The singing part…
Donghae: You’re being negative today.
Eunhyuk: Heechul is rubbing off on me…
Donghae: Ah, you mean when he grabbed you and tried to rub your face on the floor?
Eunhyuk: …Not exactly. And Kangin grabbed him before he could actually get a hold of my face.
Kangin: You’re welcome.
Eunhyuk: Ah, thank you, hyung.
Donghae: A pretty weird first impression to our new choreographers, though.
Eunhyuk: …
Hankyung: Hey, where’s Siwon?
Sungmin: That’s what I’ve been wondering!
Hankyung: We should go on a church hunt.
Sungmin: Right! You check all the synagogues, I’ll find a priest. Go!
Hankyung: Wait. But we’re famous. We can’t go in public.
Sungmin: Right… Um…
Yesung: I’ve got an idea! If Hankyung wears his clothes like Nickhun, then the fans will think he’s from 2pm and chase him and not the real Hankyung.
Kangin: Just go back to sleep, Yesung.
Yesung: Shhhh…..
Shindong: I think he meant we should search for him.
Yesung: Aha! My plan will work even better, then!
Sungmin: ...
Shindong: I’m sure he’ll show up…eventually.
Sungmin: You said that about Kibum.
Shindong: And he will also show up…eventually.
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzzz….
Donghae: Eunhyuk, you’re too skinny.
Eunhyuk: What’s your point?
Donghae: Aish, just…come here.
Eunhyuk: Gah! What happened to no skinship around you?
Donghae: Be quiet. You need to eat more. Look how loose those pants are on you.
Eunhyuk: These pants are-don’t pull like that!
Donghae: What? Like this?
Eunhyuk: GAH!
Donghae: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Eunhyuk: Don’t be such a child molester!
Donghae: Even babies eat more than you.
Eunhyuk: I eat plenty! I’d eat more if manager-hyung let me-Stop it! It feels weird…
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzz…
Donghae: Stay still-Hey, your butt is vibrating.
Eunhyuk: Well, I wouldn’t know. You’ve twisted my pants halfway around my waist. Let me- AAGGHHH!
Shindong: Oh, this looks weird…
Donghae: Hold still. I’m getting your phone for you.
Eunhyuk: Get-out of-there! Nyaaaah!
Kangin: Wow. Donghae got in Eunhyuk’s pants right in front of us…
Yesung: Shhhh….
Eunhyuk: Oh my- Watch where you’re grabbing!
Hankyung: Eunhyuk, you’re red.
Eunhyuk: AAAHHH!
Donghae: Got it! Hello?
Eunhyuk: What the crap was that, Donghae?! You don’t want me to touch you, then you invade my pants?!
Caller: …Hello?
Donghae: I was trying to help.
Eunhyuk: What does my health have to do with my pants?!
Caller: …Hyukjae…?
Donghae: All you eat is junk food. That’s why your pants are always too big for you.
Eunhyuk: Hey, you’ve lost a lot of weight, too.
Caller: *background* …I don’t know. I think he’s busy…
Hankyung: You’re pants look strange now.
Eunhyuk: Thanks.
Hankyung: I help.
Eunhyuk: Wha-GRAAAAGH!
Hankyung: Better!
Eunhyuk: Oh…I think I just got a hernia…
Caller: Is this the wrong number? Hello??
Donghae: Aren’t you going to answer this?
Eunhyuk: Just…please give it me…
Donghae: So unhealthy…
Eunhyuk: *heaves* Hello?
Caller: …Eunhyuk??
Eunhyuk: Servant! How are you?
Servant: I’m fine. Um…how are…you?
Eunhyuk: …
Servant: Hello? Is this a bad connection?
Eunhyuk: Um…how much did you just hear?
Servant: All of it, I guess…
Eunhyuk: …
Servant: Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone, my slave… You should eat better, though.
Donghae: I told you!
Servant: Can everyone hear me? Was that Donghae? Hi, Donghae!
Donghae: Hi, Junsu!
Junsu: Who else is there?
Eunhyuk: Shindong…
Shindong: Want to get some pizza later, Junsu?
Junsu: Haha! Sure, you know where the best pizza is~
Eunhyuk: Kyuhyun…
Kyuhyun: …I’m in trouble, hyung.
Junsu: Aw, why? Is Kangin on a diet again? You know he’s just cranky.
Eunhyuk: …Kangin is here, too…
Junsu: …Oooooh…..Hi, Kangin……
Kangin: …..
Yesung: Shhhh…..
Kangin: I didn’t even say anything!
Yesung: Shhhhhhh!
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzz....
Eunhyuk: Sungmin…
Junsu: Hi, Sungmin!
Sungmin: Hi, Junsu!
Eunhyuk: Leeteuk is here…sort of….
Leeteuk: Zzzzzz....
Junsu: Is that him snoring?
Eunhyuk: Yeah. Ryeowook is-Where’d he go now?
Hankyung: Where the hernia is.
Eunhyuk: …
Junsu: …
Hankyung: Ah! I just learned that word when you said it. Sorry. Um, where the…piano is.
Junsu: So, Hankyung is there. Hi, Hankyung!
Hankyung: Ni hao!
Junsu: Soooo…who are we missing? Besides Kibum? …Wait, he’s not there, right?
Eunhyuk: *sigh* He’s still gone. Heechul went to pout or something.
Junsu: Aahh…
Eunhyuk: He thinks we’re going to suck because we can’t communicate with our choreographers.
Junsu: Aahh… The Americans. Hey, Yoochun taught me an English phrase. Umm… “Come here, baby!”
Eunhyuk: Is that something we can say to our choreographers?
Junsu: Yoochun says it’s something you say to someone you know really well-Yah! What?!
Eunhyuk: …
Junsu: *background* Don’t throw stuff at me. What? … Oh… They can’t? Ooooh. Eunhyuk?
Eunhyuk: Yeah?
Junsu: He says not to say it.
Siwon: Yeah, that would be a little weird.
Kyuhyun: …
Junsu: Oh, hi, Siwon. That’s Siwon, right? You still practicing your English?
Siwon: Yes, I am. If I keep studying, I’ll get better in no time.
Eunhyuk: Siwon seems to be doing better than everyone else in that department.
Donghae: Yeah, he translated half the menu at that restaurant last week.
Kangin: He could’ve translated the rest of it if someone didn’t make the waitress spill milk all over it.
Heechul: *from the waiting room* I can still hear you!!
Kangin: I thought you were sleeping! Aish…
Yesung: Shhh…..
Hankyung: You are hazing. Learning English, Chinese and Korean.
Siwon: Aha. I’m not amazing. I just practice really hard.
Junsu: Eunhyuk, I need to ask you someth- What?!
Eunhyuk: …
Siwon: What’s he doing?
Eunhyuk: Oh, he’s arguing with whoever’s in the background, Siwon.
Siwon: Oh.
Eunhyuk: …
Kangin: …
Donghae: …
Hankyung: …
Sungmin: …
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …*sigh*
Kangin: WHAT THE @#&% ARE YOU DOING HERE, SIWON!!!???!
Kyuhyun: Am I the only one that noticed that he was standing here the whole time??
Siwon: I should be used to such language…
Kangin: Answer the question!!
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzz
Yesung: Shhhhhh….
Siwon: Oh, about me leaving at 11pm and coming back at 3am?
Junsu: Okay, sorry, Eunhyuk. Yunho wants to tell Donghae-
Kangin: Yeah. It would be nice if you enlightened me about that little blank space in your life, good friend.
Junsu: Hello? What’s going on over there??
Siwon: Well…I got Heechul’s water…
Heechul: *from the waiting room* Finally!
Donghae: Um, what happened to you?
Kangin: Do tell.
Yesung: Shhhhhh….
Siwon: Well, I went to the water fountain, but then I realized that Heechul doesn’t drink tap water.
Heechul: *from the waiting room* At least someone understands me!
Donghae: I understand you!
Junsu: *background* Be quiet, Jaejoong, I’m trying to listen.
Siwon: So, I went across the street to the gas station to get a bottle of water.
Eunhyuk: …Are you serious?
Siwon: It was only for a few seconds…I thought.
Junsu: ...You do remember that you're famous, right?
Siwon: There was a group of high school girls on a field trip or something…
Hankyung: Oh snap.
Shindong: …Did Heechul teach you that?
Hankyung: No.TV.
Shindong: …
Siwon: So, long story short, they chased me all over Seoul. But I got the water.
Heechul: *from the waiting room* Good boy, Siwon. Now bring it here.
Eunhyuk: You could’ve…died.
Sungmin: That’s what I’ve been saying!
Kangin: Then why didn’t you say anything when Siwon came in?
Sungmin: …Junsu’s on the phone…
Junsu: Hi, Sungmin!
Sungmin: Hi, Junsu!
Donghae: I’m just glad you’re okay.
Siwon: Aw, thanks, hyung.
Eunhyuk: Hey! Why do you hug Siwon and not me?!
Donghae: What?
Eunhyuk: Don’t look at me all innocent.
Junsu: …Soooo…about what Yunho wanted to say…
Donghae: I am innocent. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Junsu: *background* I don’t know, hyung. He’s really distracted today.
Eunhyuk: You won’t let me touch you in public, yet…
Junsu: *background* Aish. Okay, okay. Here.
Donghae: But he could’ve died.
Yunho: Hello? Eunhyuk? Donghae? Somebody?
Eunhyuk: I could’ve died when you tried to take my pants off earlier!
Yunho: …….…Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………
Donghae: That’s because you don’t eat properly!
Eunhyuk: Yeah, and that was the only time you actually decide to touch me…
Yunho: ….. *background* Yah! Junsu!
Junsu: *way in the background* I told you! And that’s the right number. So don’t fuss at me.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* Don’t talk to hyung like that.
Kangin: We’re all tired. It’s…4am now. Let’s get manager-hyung to get the cars ready.
Yesung: Shhhhhh….
Kangin: …
Donghae: Eunhyuk… Don’t cry.
Junsu: *way in the background* Agh! Shut up.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* You shut up.
Eunhyuk: You like Siwon better than me.
Siwon: No, he doesn’t.
Donghae: I really don’t.
Siwon: You don’t?!
Junsu: *way in the background* You shut up.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* Call me hyung and I will.
Jaejoong: *way, way, way in the background* Both of you shut up.
Changmin: *way, way in the background* Fine…
Junsu: *way in the background* ...
Yunho: …Aish…
Donghae: Ah! You know what I mean.
Ryeowook: Manager-hyung says let’s go!
Kyuhyun: Finally! I forgot my PSP…
Kangin: Ummm…you guys have to get off…
Yesung: Shhhhhhh…
Kangin: Seriously!
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzz
Kangin: ...I’m not carrying you both.
Yesung: Will you?!
Kangin: NO!
Yesung: Please.
Kangin: No.
Yesung: Please?
Kangin: No.
Yesung: …
Kangin: …
Yesung: Shhhh….
Kangin: Get…OFF!
Yesung: Ah! Fine. Then I’m gonna carry Ryeowook. Ryeowook, where’d you go?!
Ryeowook: NOOO!
Kangin: ...Jungsu…
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzz
Kangin: *sigh* I guess I have to carry you…
Leeteuk: Zzzzzzzzzz. Thank you. Zzzzzzzzzz
Kangin: …
Sungmin: I’ve got a headache now. *yawn* Hope manager-hyung warmed up the car. Oh, thanks, Siwon.
Siwon: You’re welc-Wait. NO!
Sungmin: …Ah! This water is so refreshing. Where’d you get it?
Siwon: …Across the street.
Sungmin: Oh. How’d you get it to be satisfying?
Siwon: ...Well…I almost met Jesus early by running all the way around Seoul and back from rabid hormonal teenagers…for Heechul…
Sungmin: …Oh, yeah….
Siwon: …
Sungmin: …
Siwon: I’ll give you five won not to tell him about this.
Sungmin: Make it ten and I’ll tell him the bottle had a leak in it.
Siwon: Deal.
Sungmin: Deal.
Hankyung: Dealio!
Shindong: …
End - (Just like that) I’m merely a thirsty, anxious, blind fool
Rehearsal 3
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...You may be asking yourself..."Was that the end?"
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Yes...it was...xDDDD
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