Happy Together [Rehearsal 3]
[Rehearsal 3] Writing this fic makes me feel happy. :D Enjoy! And comment so I can feel encouraged to update sooner. :3
Ryeowook: Oh, hey, Kyuhyun! You’re the first one that gets to listen to my joke.
Kyuhyun: Joke? You do jokes now?
Ryeowook: Yeah, I’m trying to be like Kangin and the other hyungs. Now, listen.
Kyuhyun: Ummmm…I don’t think-
Ryeowook: Knock knock.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Yo- Wait, you have to say “Who’s there?”
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: …Do it.
Kyuhyun: …*sigh* Who’s there?
Ryeowook: No, wait. Let me start over. Knock knock.
Kyuhyun: Who’s…there…?
Ryeowook: You.
Kyuhyun: You who?
Ryeowook: That’s what she said! Hahahahahaha!
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Ahaha… What? Why aren’t you laughing?
Kyuhyun: Because I think I just threw up in my mouth.
Ryeowook: …That’s not good, is it?
Kyuhyun: Not really.
Ryeowook: Darn.
Kyuhyun: Why are you trying to be funny now, anyway?
Ryeowook: Manager hyung says I should try out some new things to gain more popularity when our third album comes out.
Kyuhyun: …And so you chose…knock knock jokes…?
Ryeowook: …I thought it was funny.
Kyuhyun: And you didn’t throw up in your mouth?
Ryeowook: Kyuhyun!
Kyuhyun: Okay, okay! I’m sorry. Why don’t you just stick to your boundaries? It works well for you.
Ryeowook: What? Cute? Ah, Sungmin dominates that. I need my own thing.
Kyuhyun: And so you try to be funny like Kangin hyung and Heechul hyung and-
Ryeowook: Shut up! I’m still working on it.
Kyuhyun: Obviously.
Ryeowook: You’re not being very supportive.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: This is your fault.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: …Hello? I just said this is your fault.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Aren’t you going to defend yourself or ask why this is your fault?
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Fine! You stole it.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Maknae. You stole my spot as maknae.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Do you just not care at all?
Kyuhyun: No, I care, it’s just…
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Ah, come on. Don’t be mad at me.
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Hyung…
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Ah, that’s right. You don’t want me to call you hyung.
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Well, what am I supposed to call you?
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: You’re older than me! Face the facts. You’re even older compared to Super Junior M.
Ryeowook: ………..
Kyuhyun: Why are you-?! Gah! Don’t start crying. I didn’t mean it!
Ryeowook: …You ALL stole it!
Kyuhyun: We didn’t mean it! Wait. Come back! Don’t run away!
Yesung: Hey-Hey! What’s going on?
Kyuhyun: Hyung! Thank goodness you’re here. Ryeowook is upset.
Yesung: Did you tell him it was me using his wifebeaters to clean my turtle’s tank?
Kyuhyun: No-wait. That was you??
Yesung: *cough* No.
Ryeowook: They stole it.
Yesung: Your wifebeaters?!
Ryeowook: …No…hyung. They stole my identity.
Yesung: That’s a federal offense, you know, Kyuhyun. All the legal trouble could break Super Junior apart. How could you be so selfish? Just give Wookie back his identity.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: No, hyung. They stole my spot as maknae.
Yesung: Wait, who’s “they?” Is there someone else here? Am I on TV? I don’t even have my hair fluffed up yet.
Ryeowook: No! Kyuhyun and Henry and Zhoumi. They’re all younger than me.
Yesung: …Well, yeah.
Ryeowook: What do you mean, “Well, yeah??” I have no place anymore.
Kyuhyun: But you’re the Eternal Maknae. Eternal. Technically you’ll never lose your spot.
Ryeowook: But I already lost it to you three.
Kyuhyun: No…you didn’t…
Ryeowook: What’s with that tone of voice?
Kyuhyun: No…thing. Aish. What do you want me to do about it? Yell at my mother for having me after your mother had you?
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Hyung, what do you think?
Yesung: …
Kyuhyun: …
Yesung: …
Kyuhyun: Is he broken?
Ryeowook: Be quiet and let Yesung think. That’s his thinking face.
Yesung: …
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …?
Yesung: Okay. Here’s what we should do about your problem, Wookie. Forget about being the youngest. It’s gone now, but you still get the title as Eternal Maknae. Agreed?
Kyuhyun: *sigh* See? Now that’s-
Yesung: I’m not done yet. You should make a complete 180. Become something so different from your current self, the 3rd album fans won’t even know who you are anymore. You won’t even know who you are anymore.
Ryeowook: That’s a great idea! How do I do that?
Kyuhyun: …Why am I still in this room talking to these two?
Yesung: Hmmm…you could try out being the bad boy.
Ryeowook: Ah, but that’s Siwon’s thing. And Eunhyuk’s if you really think about it.
Yesung: I said you were going to be different. Not original. And pssssh. Siwon? The bad boy?? Have you heard that guy’s conversations with his mom on the phone? With my mom on the phone?? He is waaaaaaaay so not a bad boy. Fans just like to imagine him as one.
Ryeowook: Imagine. Right.
Yesung: And Eunhyuk just gives off that vibe to some people. The heartbreaker. But it’s all in the leg hair. Have you seen those things? Whoa.
Ryeowook: Leg hair. Right.
Kyuhyun: ...When is everyone else getting here?
Yesung: But you….you. You will have to become the bad boy. No images for you. No leg hair for you. You will become a real, authentic bad boy.
Ryeowook: Yes!
Kyuhyun: And how will he do that, oh Great One?
Yesung: Do I smell sarcasm?
Kyuhyun: No, that’s just the smell of hopelessness.
Yesung: Oh. Cool. Cause for a second, I though I smelled sarcasm. Strange scent.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Come on. Tell me how I become a bad boy.
Yesung: Porn.
Ryeowook: …What?
Yesung: Porn. It all starts in the porn. And then you’ll move up.
Kyuhyun: Move up to…where?
Ryeowook: But…Eunhyuk already-
Yesung: Forget about Eunhyuk!
Eunhyuk: Hey guys. How’s it going-
Yesung: Eunhyuk’s porn means nothing to me!
Donghae: Ummm…what’s going on?
Yesung: Who cares what I sometimes see Eunhyuk doing with Donghae in the comfort of their privacy in front of their computer?
Eunhyuk: Crap….he saw that?
Donghae: …
Yesung: All that matters it that, you, Ryeowook, are a bad, bad boy.
Ryeowook: Yes!
Kyuhyun: No…
Eunhyuk: Kyuhyun, why are they…?
Kyuhyun: …
Eunhyuk: Ahh…I see- Where are you going?!
Donghae: You promised. You said no one would see us.
Eunhyuk: Wha- But- I- He’s sneaky! Donghae, come back!
Kyuhyun: …
Eunhyuk: It’s not what you think, Kyuhyun.
Kyuhyun: …
Eunhyuk: Really.
Kyuhyun: Just go get Donghae before he’s late to practice…
Eunhyuk: Right…
Yesung: Repeat after me.
Ryeowook: Repeat after me!
Yesung: I, Ryeowook
Ryeowook: I, Ryeowook!
Yesung: Am
Ryeowook: Am!
Yesung: A very
Ryeowook: A very!
Yesung: Very
Ryeowook: Very!
Yesung: Bad boy
Ryeowook: Bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad, bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad, bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad boy!
Yesung: That’s it! Now, all you have to do is master the dance and you’re set.
Ryeowook: Dance? You mean…the Rainism dance?
Yesung: Yeah. What did you think all that hype I just did was for? Now go.
Ryeowook: What?
Yesung: Do the dance.
Ryeowook: I can’t.
Yesung: What do you mean, “I can’t?” You can. Be a bad, bad boy.
Kyuhyun: I think I’m going to go help Eunhyuk look for Donghae while the others get here…
Ryeowook: I can’t. I can’t be a bad boy with that dance. Not Rain’s dance.
Yesung: Pssh. Anyone can do the Rainism dance. Just keep thinking, I’m gonna be a bad, bad boy.
Ryeowook: No.
Yesung: Yes.
Ryeowook: I lack confidence.
Yesung: Who needs confidence when you have skill? You are Super Junior!
Ryeowook: I lack skill, too.
Yesung: Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad.
Ryeowook: It is. It’s…difficult for me.
Yesung: Pssh. Difficult? Try being a bad boy while doing Rain’s I’m Coming dance and then tell me about difficult. Phew. You gotta be chop full of awesome sauce to completely pull that off.
Ryeowook: I can’t. I won’t.
Yesung: It’s the Wookie-ism. Wookie-ism…
Ryeowook: …
Yesung: Move your butt! Wookie’s coming down through the rooftops…
Ryeowook: …
Yesung: Okay, okay. Just do the hand part of Rainism.
Ryeowook: The up, around, down and below the waist part?
Yesung: That’s the baddest part of that dance. Get that down and it’s all you need to be a bad boy. It’s like…the key to the bad boy neighborhood. Where the newspaper is always late. Mwahahaha.
Ryeowook: What does that mean?
Yesung: Bad boys don’t have to make sense! Now dance.
Ryeowook: ….Aaagghhh…
Yesung: Don’t give me that face. Dance!
Ryeowook: ….Aw…Okay…
Heechul: Hey, what are Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun looking for outside? And why is Donghae all huddled up in the bathroom? …And what are you doing, Ryeowook…?
Ryeowook: Hyung! Um…um….
Yesung: Heechul…I would like you to meet the bad boy.
Heechul: …
Ryeowook: Errrmmmmm…
Yesung: Wookie’s gonna be a bad boy. Wookie’s gonna be a bad, bad boy…
Heechul: What are you two supposed to be doing…?
Ryeowook: Ummmmm…
Yesung: Ryeowook wants a new identity for our next album. I’m thinking….bad boy.
Heechul: Bad boy…?
Yesung: Bad boy.
Heechul: …Are you serious?
Ryeowook: Um…yeah. Being funny like you and Kangin didn’t work out, so…
Heechul: *sigh* Why does everyone try to be like me? Step aside. I’ll show you how it’s done.
Ryeowook: …Really?
Heechul: Like Turtle Man over here is going to be able to teach you how to be anything above being a slightly irresponsible boy.
Yesung: No, no. It’s I gotta be a bad boy…
Ryeowook: Wait, is it I’m gonna or I gotta?
Yesung: Ah, which ever one’s badder! Oh, yeah.
Heechul: …This is why you should stop taking advice from Yesung. Now, watch and learn.
Ryeowook: Ooooh.
Yesung: Ahhhh. That is bad.
Sungmin: Ah, what’s going on in here?
Ryeowook: Hyung…
Heechul: Ryeowook wants to be a bad boy. Yesung fails, so I’m having to teach him the proper way.
Sungmin: How does dancing make you a bad boy? Don’t you have to rob someone or something?
Heechul: No, not bad boy. Bad boy.
Sungmin: Oooh. Bad boy. I got it. Well, that doesn’t seem very bad boyish to me. I’m thinking you’re trying to go for sex, Ryeowook.
Ryeowook: Huh??
Yesung: Interesting.
Sungmin: Think about it. Rain is a bad boy in the song…because…….
Ryeowook: Oooh.
Yesung: Ooooh, I get it. How badly perverted.
Heechul: Hmmm. Sounds good, Sungmin.
Sungmin: Why thank you, hyung. Shall we?
Heechul: We shall.
Ryeowook: Wow….their dancing is amazing…
Yesung: Yeah…that’s pretty bad.
Sungmin: What? What do you mean we’re bad?
Yesung: Bad, bad boy…
Heechul: Call me a raving lunatic, but I think I understand what he means. Just ignore him.
Sungmin: Right. Are you watching, Ryeowook?
Ryeowook: Yeah. But how do you get your spines to move like that?
Sungmin: Think about going through the hoop…then out of the hoop…through the hoop.
Ryeowook: Through the hoop…
Yesung: Wait, this isn’t the Rainism dance anymore. This is just…man sex.
Heechul: Hoops…Pfft. That’s dumb. Just feel it. You’ll get it and be sexy in no time. Come to think about it, does Super Junior have a token sexy member? I mean, I know I’m sexy, but…I’m a lot of great things.
Sungmin: Hmmm…Siwon? He gets that a lot, but he’s also the bad guy.
Heechul: Why is that?
Sungmin: Ah. Just picture yourself as a little intern walking up to that guy backstage and asking him a question.
Heechul: …Oh. I kinda see, now. He has…a presence.
Sungmin: Exactly. But he’s also the polite one. Go figure. Aish. He’s a lot of things, too.
Heechul: How about Kibum?
Sungmin: Mmm, I think fans see him more as the quiet one. Or…I dunno. Die smile. We all have our sex appeal, but we have to figure out if any one of us has sex appeal. Like….seriously…intense appeal…
Heechul: Isn’t Jaejoong the token sexy member in DBSK?
Sungmin: I thought it was Junsu.
Heechul: Nah. He’s more cute.
Sungmin: Psh. Have you seen his hips in motion?
Heechul: That was a pretty awkward question, man.
Sungmin: Yeah, I know, but who’s judging me?
Kangin: I’m judging you. Haha! Hey, guys. Nick and Trent here yet?
Heechul: We’re trying to figure out how to make Ryeowook sexy.
Ryeowook: Ah, that’s okay. You guys don’t have to-
Kangin: Well, have you thought about what defines sexy?
Heechul: That’s a good point. What defines sexy, Sungmin?
Sungmin: I think it’s when fans collectively get the urge to see that one member take his clothes off every time he steps on stage.
Kangin: …Man, that was...deep.
Sungmin: …Yeah…
Kangin: …Yep…
Heechul: …Aish. Don’t talk to each other. Talk to me. Awkward idiots. How do we get Ryeowook to do that?
Ryeowook: I don’t think I want to-
Kangin: He should work out more.
Heechul: Says the guy who ate two servings of lunch today and took the elevator instead of the stairs.
Kangin: It was the seventy-ninth floor! And squid is good for you…
Heechul: Whatever- Where are you going, Sungmin?
Sungmin: Ummm…I think I saw Shindong…
Ryeowook: I really think that this whole thing is-
Heechul: Yesung, why have you been so quiet? Isn’t this your project?
Yesung: Oh. I was just thinking.
Ryeowook: Mmmm. That was his thinking face…
Kangin: What were you thinking? Help us out.
Yesung: Yesungism…Yesungism….
Heechul: …What’s wrong with me? I said I was going to ignore him and look what happens when I don’t follow my own instructions. Bad Heechul.
Yesung: Bad boy…bad, bad boy…
Kangin: Well, we can’t get him all buff and sex worthy within the next five minutes so we’ll have to make due. Let’s pretend he’s buff for practice.
Ryeowook: P-practice?
Kangin: Yeah, practice. Um, Yesung?
Yesung: Bad boy…
Kangin: …Could you, um, leave for a bit? Ummm, go find Donghae, Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun.
Yesung: Bad boy…Okay. Bad boy…
Heechul: Good thinking.
Kangin: I know. Now that he’s gone… Heechul.
Heechul: Yeah.
Kangin: You hold the kid down and I’ll take his clothes off.
Heechul: Roger.
Ryeowook: What?! Wai-Nooo!!!!!
Kangin: Got his shirt off, but his belt buckle is weird.
Ryeowook: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Heechul: Ah, don’t be a wimp, Kangin. Think like a perverted fangirl and get those clothes off of him.
Ryeowook: Waaaah! Help me! Anybody!! I’m being molested!!! Nyaaaaaah!
Kangin: Got his belt! Now for the jeans.
Ryeowook: NOOOOOOO!
Heechul: Gah! Quit struggling, Ryeowook, and comply to your hyungs. This is for your own good.
Kangin: Whoops, the zipper got stuck. Why…why are you wearing Yesung’s underwear??
Heechul: Yesung’s underwear? How can you tell?
Kangin: It’s got Yesung’s underwear stitched on the waistband…
Heechul: …Dude.
Ryeowook: Whyyyyyyy?!!
Leeteuk: Where is everybody? Are Nick and Trent here, yet-?”
Ryeowook: HYUNNNG!
Leeteuk: Wha-what are you doing to him?? Let him go. And put his clothes back on.
Kangin: Awww…
Heechul: Ruined the fun…
Ryeowook: THANK YOU.
Leeteuk: Guys, what’s this all about? What if Nick and Trent had walked in on that?
Yesung: Found Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun! Siwon, Hankyung and Shindong are here, too.
Siwon: Hi, guys!
Hankyung: Ni hao.
Shindong: Sungmin went to the bathroom.
Kyuhyun: Still don’t know where Donghae is.
Eunhyuk: …I didn’t mean to hurt him…
Yesung: …What’s going on in here?
Ryeowook: …Hyung.
Kangin: Uh-oh.
Leeteuk: That’s what I’d like to know.
Heechul: It was nothing, Yesung. We were just trying to get him to be sexy, so-
Yesung: You’ve been selling your body, haven’t you?
Ryeowook: What?!
Heechul: What?
Leeteuk: What?
Kangin: Aish…
Yesung: You want to be sexy now instead of a bad boy so you’ve lowered yourself to selling your body. So, what’s your price, huh, Ryeowook? How much could I buy you for?
Ryeowook: Hyung-
Yesung: No! You are much too valuable to be bought! It’s impossible to assign you a price, don’t you see??
Leeteuk: …Yesung…I’m sure that’s not it…
Yesung: Wookie…
Ryeowook: Yesung…
Siwon: What’s going on?
Kangin: I don’t think we want to know.
Heechul: Our minds couldn’t possibly comprehend this.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: I-I didn’t mean to betray your trust. I just-
Yesung: Hey, are those my boxers?
Ryeowook: ….UMMMM….
Eunhyuk: Wow. He’s turning really red.
Hankyung: It looks as if his face is bleeding.
Shindong: …
Yesung: Wookie…
Ryeowook: It’s not what you-
Yesung: So does this mean you won’t mind when I use your wifebeaters to clean my turtle’s tank?
Ryeowook: Ummmm…I guess…not…
Siwon: So that’s where Ryeowook’s wifebeaters have been going.
Heechul: I knew it.
Yesung: Yay! As long as you don’t prostitute your body anymore, I will allow you to continue discovering your sexiness and wearing my boxers. Okay?
Ryeowook: Okay, hyung!
Yesung: Give me a hug.
Ryeowook: Yay, hyung!
Kyuhyun: I just threw up in my mouth again.
Heechul: Me, too.
Sungmin: Hey, guys! I’m back. And I found Donghae hiding in the bathroom. Anyone know about that?
Eunhyuk: My baby! I’m coming, Hae!
Heechul: *snorts* I bet he says that every night.
Leeteuk: Heechul! Not. Around. The maknae.
Kyuhyun: …Aish! I’m not that stupid, hyung!
Hankyung: Aw, he is just trying to preserve your insolence.
Heechul: Innocence, Hankyung. You spent way too much time in China.
Shindong: ...I hope Nick and Trent show up soon.
Siwon: When is our comeback?
Shindong: A few months.
Siwon: …We have a lot of work to do.
Shindong: Yep.
Siwon: …
Shindong: …
Siwon: Aish. I’m getting another Cola.
Shining Star! Like a little diamond.
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If you're wondering what the random words in italics are at the end of each chapter, it's lyrics from random Suju 3rd album songs. ^_^ Sometimes, they may relate to the chapter....sometimes, the chapter was too random to find a match. xD Ahhhh...I'm sleepy...*dies in bed*
Ryeowook: Oh, hey, Kyuhyun! You’re the first one that gets to listen to my joke.
Kyuhyun: Joke? You do jokes now?
Ryeowook: Yeah, I’m trying to be like Kangin and the other hyungs. Now, listen.
Kyuhyun: Ummmm…I don’t think-
Ryeowook: Knock knock.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Yo- Wait, you have to say “Who’s there?”
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: …Do it.
Kyuhyun: …*sigh* Who’s there?
Ryeowook: No, wait. Let me start over. Knock knock.
Kyuhyun: Who’s…there…?
Ryeowook: You.
Kyuhyun: You who?
Ryeowook: That’s what she said! Hahahahahaha!
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Ahaha… What? Why aren’t you laughing?
Kyuhyun: Because I think I just threw up in my mouth.
Ryeowook: …That’s not good, is it?
Kyuhyun: Not really.
Ryeowook: Darn.
Kyuhyun: Why are you trying to be funny now, anyway?
Ryeowook: Manager hyung says I should try out some new things to gain more popularity when our third album comes out.
Kyuhyun: …And so you chose…knock knock jokes…?
Ryeowook: …I thought it was funny.
Kyuhyun: And you didn’t throw up in your mouth?
Ryeowook: Kyuhyun!
Kyuhyun: Okay, okay! I’m sorry. Why don’t you just stick to your boundaries? It works well for you.
Ryeowook: What? Cute? Ah, Sungmin dominates that. I need my own thing.
Kyuhyun: And so you try to be funny like Kangin hyung and Heechul hyung and-
Ryeowook: Shut up! I’m still working on it.
Kyuhyun: Obviously.
Ryeowook: You’re not being very supportive.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: This is your fault.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: …Hello? I just said this is your fault.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Aren’t you going to defend yourself or ask why this is your fault?
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Fine! You stole it.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Maknae. You stole my spot as maknae.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Do you just not care at all?
Kyuhyun: No, I care, it’s just…
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Ah, come on. Don’t be mad at me.
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Hyung…
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Ah, that’s right. You don’t want me to call you hyung.
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: Well, what am I supposed to call you?
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: You’re older than me! Face the facts. You’re even older compared to Super Junior M.
Ryeowook: ………..
Kyuhyun: Why are you-?! Gah! Don’t start crying. I didn’t mean it!
Ryeowook: …You ALL stole it!
Kyuhyun: We didn’t mean it! Wait. Come back! Don’t run away!
Yesung: Hey-Hey! What’s going on?
Kyuhyun: Hyung! Thank goodness you’re here. Ryeowook is upset.
Yesung: Did you tell him it was me using his wifebeaters to clean my turtle’s tank?
Kyuhyun: No-wait. That was you??
Yesung: *cough* No.
Ryeowook: They stole it.
Yesung: Your wifebeaters?!
Ryeowook: …No…hyung. They stole my identity.
Yesung: That’s a federal offense, you know, Kyuhyun. All the legal trouble could break Super Junior apart. How could you be so selfish? Just give Wookie back his identity.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: No, hyung. They stole my spot as maknae.
Yesung: Wait, who’s “they?” Is there someone else here? Am I on TV? I don’t even have my hair fluffed up yet.
Ryeowook: No! Kyuhyun and Henry and Zhoumi. They’re all younger than me.
Yesung: …Well, yeah.
Ryeowook: What do you mean, “Well, yeah??” I have no place anymore.
Kyuhyun: But you’re the Eternal Maknae. Eternal. Technically you’ll never lose your spot.
Ryeowook: But I already lost it to you three.
Kyuhyun: No…you didn’t…
Ryeowook: What’s with that tone of voice?
Kyuhyun: No…thing. Aish. What do you want me to do about it? Yell at my mother for having me after your mother had you?
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Hyung, what do you think?
Yesung: …
Kyuhyun: …
Yesung: …
Kyuhyun: Is he broken?
Ryeowook: Be quiet and let Yesung think. That’s his thinking face.
Yesung: …
Ryeowook: …
Kyuhyun: …?
Yesung: Okay. Here’s what we should do about your problem, Wookie. Forget about being the youngest. It’s gone now, but you still get the title as Eternal Maknae. Agreed?
Kyuhyun: *sigh* See? Now that’s-
Yesung: I’m not done yet. You should make a complete 180. Become something so different from your current self, the 3rd album fans won’t even know who you are anymore. You won’t even know who you are anymore.
Ryeowook: That’s a great idea! How do I do that?
Kyuhyun: …Why am I still in this room talking to these two?
Yesung: Hmmm…you could try out being the bad boy.
Ryeowook: Ah, but that’s Siwon’s thing. And Eunhyuk’s if you really think about it.
Yesung: I said you were going to be different. Not original. And pssssh. Siwon? The bad boy?? Have you heard that guy’s conversations with his mom on the phone? With my mom on the phone?? He is waaaaaaaay so not a bad boy. Fans just like to imagine him as one.
Ryeowook: Imagine. Right.
Yesung: And Eunhyuk just gives off that vibe to some people. The heartbreaker. But it’s all in the leg hair. Have you seen those things? Whoa.
Ryeowook: Leg hair. Right.
Kyuhyun: ...When is everyone else getting here?
Yesung: But you….you. You will have to become the bad boy. No images for you. No leg hair for you. You will become a real, authentic bad boy.
Ryeowook: Yes!
Kyuhyun: And how will he do that, oh Great One?
Yesung: Do I smell sarcasm?
Kyuhyun: No, that’s just the smell of hopelessness.
Yesung: Oh. Cool. Cause for a second, I though I smelled sarcasm. Strange scent.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: Come on. Tell me how I become a bad boy.
Yesung: Porn.
Ryeowook: …What?
Yesung: Porn. It all starts in the porn. And then you’ll move up.
Kyuhyun: Move up to…where?
Ryeowook: But…Eunhyuk already-
Yesung: Forget about Eunhyuk!
Eunhyuk: Hey guys. How’s it going-
Yesung: Eunhyuk’s porn means nothing to me!
Donghae: Ummm…what’s going on?
Yesung: Who cares what I sometimes see Eunhyuk doing with Donghae in the comfort of their privacy in front of their computer?
Eunhyuk: Crap….he saw that?
Donghae: …
Yesung: All that matters it that, you, Ryeowook, are a bad, bad boy.
Ryeowook: Yes!
Kyuhyun: No…
Eunhyuk: Kyuhyun, why are they…?
Kyuhyun: …
Eunhyuk: Ahh…I see- Where are you going?!
Donghae: You promised. You said no one would see us.
Eunhyuk: Wha- But- I- He’s sneaky! Donghae, come back!
Kyuhyun: …
Eunhyuk: It’s not what you think, Kyuhyun.
Kyuhyun: …
Eunhyuk: Really.
Kyuhyun: Just go get Donghae before he’s late to practice…
Eunhyuk: Right…
Yesung: Repeat after me.
Ryeowook: Repeat after me!
Yesung: I, Ryeowook
Ryeowook: I, Ryeowook!
Yesung: Am
Ryeowook: Am!
Yesung: A very
Ryeowook: A very!
Yesung: Very
Ryeowook: Very!
Yesung: Bad boy
Ryeowook: Bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad, bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad, bad boy!
Yesung: I’m gonna be a bad boy
Ryeowook: I’m gonna be a bad boy!
Yesung: That’s it! Now, all you have to do is master the dance and you’re set.
Ryeowook: Dance? You mean…the Rainism dance?
Yesung: Yeah. What did you think all that hype I just did was for? Now go.
Ryeowook: What?
Yesung: Do the dance.
Ryeowook: I can’t.
Yesung: What do you mean, “I can’t?” You can. Be a bad, bad boy.
Kyuhyun: I think I’m going to go help Eunhyuk look for Donghae while the others get here…
Ryeowook: I can’t. I can’t be a bad boy with that dance. Not Rain’s dance.
Yesung: Pssh. Anyone can do the Rainism dance. Just keep thinking, I’m gonna be a bad, bad boy.
Ryeowook: No.
Yesung: Yes.
Ryeowook: I lack confidence.
Yesung: Who needs confidence when you have skill? You are Super Junior!
Ryeowook: I lack skill, too.
Yesung: Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad.
Ryeowook: It is. It’s…difficult for me.
Yesung: Pssh. Difficult? Try being a bad boy while doing Rain’s I’m Coming dance and then tell me about difficult. Phew. You gotta be chop full of awesome sauce to completely pull that off.
Ryeowook: I can’t. I won’t.
Yesung: It’s the Wookie-ism. Wookie-ism…
Ryeowook: …
Yesung: Move your butt! Wookie’s coming down through the rooftops…
Ryeowook: …
Yesung: Okay, okay. Just do the hand part of Rainism.
Ryeowook: The up, around, down and below the waist part?
Yesung: That’s the baddest part of that dance. Get that down and it’s all you need to be a bad boy. It’s like…the key to the bad boy neighborhood. Where the newspaper is always late. Mwahahaha.
Ryeowook: What does that mean?
Yesung: Bad boys don’t have to make sense! Now dance.
Ryeowook: ….Aaagghhh…
Yesung: Don’t give me that face. Dance!
Ryeowook: ….Aw…Okay…
Heechul: Hey, what are Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun looking for outside? And why is Donghae all huddled up in the bathroom? …And what are you doing, Ryeowook…?
Ryeowook: Hyung! Um…um….
Yesung: Heechul…I would like you to meet the bad boy.
Heechul: …
Ryeowook: Errrmmmmm…
Yesung: Wookie’s gonna be a bad boy. Wookie’s gonna be a bad, bad boy…
Heechul: What are you two supposed to be doing…?
Ryeowook: Ummmmm…
Yesung: Ryeowook wants a new identity for our next album. I’m thinking….bad boy.
Heechul: Bad boy…?
Yesung: Bad boy.
Heechul: …Are you serious?
Ryeowook: Um…yeah. Being funny like you and Kangin didn’t work out, so…
Heechul: *sigh* Why does everyone try to be like me? Step aside. I’ll show you how it’s done.
Ryeowook: …Really?
Heechul: Like Turtle Man over here is going to be able to teach you how to be anything above being a slightly irresponsible boy.
Yesung: No, no. It’s I gotta be a bad boy…
Ryeowook: Wait, is it I’m gonna or I gotta?
Yesung: Ah, which ever one’s badder! Oh, yeah.
Heechul: …This is why you should stop taking advice from Yesung. Now, watch and learn.
Ryeowook: Ooooh.
Yesung: Ahhhh. That is bad.
Sungmin: Ah, what’s going on in here?
Ryeowook: Hyung…
Heechul: Ryeowook wants to be a bad boy. Yesung fails, so I’m having to teach him the proper way.
Sungmin: How does dancing make you a bad boy? Don’t you have to rob someone or something?
Heechul: No, not bad boy. Bad boy.
Sungmin: Oooh. Bad boy. I got it. Well, that doesn’t seem very bad boyish to me. I’m thinking you’re trying to go for sex, Ryeowook.
Ryeowook: Huh??
Yesung: Interesting.
Sungmin: Think about it. Rain is a bad boy in the song…because…….
Ryeowook: Oooh.
Yesung: Ooooh, I get it. How badly perverted.
Heechul: Hmmm. Sounds good, Sungmin.
Sungmin: Why thank you, hyung. Shall we?
Heechul: We shall.
Ryeowook: Wow….their dancing is amazing…
Yesung: Yeah…that’s pretty bad.
Sungmin: What? What do you mean we’re bad?
Yesung: Bad, bad boy…
Heechul: Call me a raving lunatic, but I think I understand what he means. Just ignore him.
Sungmin: Right. Are you watching, Ryeowook?
Ryeowook: Yeah. But how do you get your spines to move like that?
Sungmin: Think about going through the hoop…then out of the hoop…through the hoop.
Ryeowook: Through the hoop…
Yesung: Wait, this isn’t the Rainism dance anymore. This is just…man sex.
Heechul: Hoops…Pfft. That’s dumb. Just feel it. You’ll get it and be sexy in no time. Come to think about it, does Super Junior have a token sexy member? I mean, I know I’m sexy, but…I’m a lot of great things.
Sungmin: Hmmm…Siwon? He gets that a lot, but he’s also the bad guy.
Heechul: Why is that?
Sungmin: Ah. Just picture yourself as a little intern walking up to that guy backstage and asking him a question.
Heechul: …Oh. I kinda see, now. He has…a presence.
Sungmin: Exactly. But he’s also the polite one. Go figure. Aish. He’s a lot of things, too.
Heechul: How about Kibum?
Sungmin: Mmm, I think fans see him more as the quiet one. Or…I dunno. Die smile. We all have our sex appeal, but we have to figure out if any one of us has sex appeal. Like….seriously…intense appeal…
Heechul: Isn’t Jaejoong the token sexy member in DBSK?
Sungmin: I thought it was Junsu.
Heechul: Nah. He’s more cute.
Sungmin: Psh. Have you seen his hips in motion?
Heechul: That was a pretty awkward question, man.
Sungmin: Yeah, I know, but who’s judging me?
Kangin: I’m judging you. Haha! Hey, guys. Nick and Trent here yet?
Heechul: We’re trying to figure out how to make Ryeowook sexy.
Ryeowook: Ah, that’s okay. You guys don’t have to-
Kangin: Well, have you thought about what defines sexy?
Heechul: That’s a good point. What defines sexy, Sungmin?
Sungmin: I think it’s when fans collectively get the urge to see that one member take his clothes off every time he steps on stage.
Kangin: …Man, that was...deep.
Sungmin: …Yeah…
Kangin: …Yep…
Heechul: …Aish. Don’t talk to each other. Talk to me. Awkward idiots. How do we get Ryeowook to do that?
Ryeowook: I don’t think I want to-
Kangin: He should work out more.
Heechul: Says the guy who ate two servings of lunch today and took the elevator instead of the stairs.
Kangin: It was the seventy-ninth floor! And squid is good for you…
Heechul: Whatever- Where are you going, Sungmin?
Sungmin: Ummm…I think I saw Shindong…
Ryeowook: I really think that this whole thing is-
Heechul: Yesung, why have you been so quiet? Isn’t this your project?
Yesung: Oh. I was just thinking.
Ryeowook: Mmmm. That was his thinking face…
Kangin: What were you thinking? Help us out.
Yesung: Yesungism…Yesungism….
Heechul: …What’s wrong with me? I said I was going to ignore him and look what happens when I don’t follow my own instructions. Bad Heechul.
Yesung: Bad boy…bad, bad boy…
Kangin: Well, we can’t get him all buff and sex worthy within the next five minutes so we’ll have to make due. Let’s pretend he’s buff for practice.
Ryeowook: P-practice?
Kangin: Yeah, practice. Um, Yesung?
Yesung: Bad boy…
Kangin: …Could you, um, leave for a bit? Ummm, go find Donghae, Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun.
Yesung: Bad boy…Okay. Bad boy…
Heechul: Good thinking.
Kangin: I know. Now that he’s gone… Heechul.
Heechul: Yeah.
Kangin: You hold the kid down and I’ll take his clothes off.
Heechul: Roger.
Ryeowook: What?! Wai-Nooo!!!!!
Kangin: Got his shirt off, but his belt buckle is weird.
Ryeowook: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Heechul: Ah, don’t be a wimp, Kangin. Think like a perverted fangirl and get those clothes off of him.
Ryeowook: Waaaah! Help me! Anybody!! I’m being molested!!! Nyaaaaaah!
Kangin: Got his belt! Now for the jeans.
Ryeowook: NOOOOOOO!
Heechul: Gah! Quit struggling, Ryeowook, and comply to your hyungs. This is for your own good.
Kangin: Whoops, the zipper got stuck. Why…why are you wearing Yesung’s underwear??
Heechul: Yesung’s underwear? How can you tell?
Kangin: It’s got Yesung’s underwear stitched on the waistband…
Heechul: …Dude.
Ryeowook: Whyyyyyyy?!!
Leeteuk: Where is everybody? Are Nick and Trent here, yet-?”
Ryeowook: HYUNNNG!
Leeteuk: Wha-what are you doing to him?? Let him go. And put his clothes back on.
Kangin: Awww…
Heechul: Ruined the fun…
Ryeowook: THANK YOU.
Leeteuk: Guys, what’s this all about? What if Nick and Trent had walked in on that?
Yesung: Found Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun! Siwon, Hankyung and Shindong are here, too.
Siwon: Hi, guys!
Hankyung: Ni hao.
Shindong: Sungmin went to the bathroom.
Kyuhyun: Still don’t know where Donghae is.
Eunhyuk: …I didn’t mean to hurt him…
Yesung: …What’s going on in here?
Ryeowook: …Hyung.
Kangin: Uh-oh.
Leeteuk: That’s what I’d like to know.
Heechul: It was nothing, Yesung. We were just trying to get him to be sexy, so-
Yesung: You’ve been selling your body, haven’t you?
Ryeowook: What?!
Heechul: What?
Leeteuk: What?
Kangin: Aish…
Yesung: You want to be sexy now instead of a bad boy so you’ve lowered yourself to selling your body. So, what’s your price, huh, Ryeowook? How much could I buy you for?
Ryeowook: Hyung-
Yesung: No! You are much too valuable to be bought! It’s impossible to assign you a price, don’t you see??
Leeteuk: …Yesung…I’m sure that’s not it…
Yesung: Wookie…
Ryeowook: Yesung…
Siwon: What’s going on?
Kangin: I don’t think we want to know.
Heechul: Our minds couldn’t possibly comprehend this.
Kyuhyun: …
Ryeowook: I-I didn’t mean to betray your trust. I just-
Yesung: Hey, are those my boxers?
Ryeowook: ….UMMMM….
Eunhyuk: Wow. He’s turning really red.
Hankyung: It looks as if his face is bleeding.
Shindong: …
Yesung: Wookie…
Ryeowook: It’s not what you-
Yesung: So does this mean you won’t mind when I use your wifebeaters to clean my turtle’s tank?
Ryeowook: Ummmm…I guess…not…
Siwon: So that’s where Ryeowook’s wifebeaters have been going.
Heechul: I knew it.
Yesung: Yay! As long as you don’t prostitute your body anymore, I will allow you to continue discovering your sexiness and wearing my boxers. Okay?
Ryeowook: Okay, hyung!
Yesung: Give me a hug.
Ryeowook: Yay, hyung!
Kyuhyun: I just threw up in my mouth again.
Heechul: Me, too.
Sungmin: Hey, guys! I’m back. And I found Donghae hiding in the bathroom. Anyone know about that?
Eunhyuk: My baby! I’m coming, Hae!
Heechul: *snorts* I bet he says that every night.
Leeteuk: Heechul! Not. Around. The maknae.
Kyuhyun: …Aish! I’m not that stupid, hyung!
Hankyung: Aw, he is just trying to preserve your insolence.
Heechul: Innocence, Hankyung. You spent way too much time in China.
Shindong: ...I hope Nick and Trent show up soon.
Siwon: When is our comeback?
Shindong: A few months.
Siwon: …We have a lot of work to do.
Shindong: Yep.
Siwon: …
Shindong: …
Siwon: Aish. I’m getting another Cola.
Shining Star! Like a little diamond.
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If you're wondering what the random words in italics are at the end of each chapter, it's lyrics from random Suju 3rd album songs. ^_^ Sometimes, they may relate to the chapter....sometimes, the chapter was too random to find a match. xD Ahhhh...I'm sleepy...*dies in bed*