Does anyone even read this anymore? Anyone? Bueller?

God I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, and Sealab 2021. It's so awesome.

So after a crushing game 7 defeat, in which the Bruins were up 3-1 in the series, and an ALCS in which the Red Sox blew a 3 run lead in the 8th inning of game 7, that teams named "Boston" must rename themselves to "New England"

Fucking Thornton is injured and the Bruins need to fucking win to win the division. And they have to play New Jersey. In New Jersey. Fuck fuck fuck.

CURSE YOU FATE! CURSE YOU!

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With a lack of things to post, I fucking gave in and did one of these stupid surveys. But I will never become as bad as Shaker. Seriously Shaker, stop doing so many fucking surveys ( Read more... )

Man, I totally have nothing to update about anymore.

Someone make my life interesting.

But here's a random Cartman quote..

"Oh yeah? My mom took me to see that movie The Passions and Mel Gibson says that your people are snakes and they liars. And if the road warrior says it, it must be true."

Kick ass mother fucking party last night (post 10:30, pre-10:30 it was a sausage fest and sucked ass). Granted, I was the only truely sober one (except for a couple jello shots, but those don't really count) but that's alright. Fucking with the drunks was great. Plus I was roaming around to different suites on the floor hanging around with people. ( Read more... )

Belichick and Piolli make their first mistake ever and fail to resign Ted Washington. Ted then moves onto the Raiders. Ty Law calls the deal they offered him a slap in the face. Ow. My heart. I hope to god this isn't a sign of things to come. Please let this off season turn out well. I'm begging the football Gods.

Seriously. See this movie. I'm not even kidding. See it now.