[Voice / Action] Backdated to the 9th (but available for all new feathers)

Sep 11, 2011 15:14

Attention newcomers and those familiar with Ikki.

He is not allowed anymore booze, don't set him free. [As he says this, Ikki can be heard protesting in the background.]

I have better things to do than be handcuffed like a criminal!It's for your own good. I'm keeping the key on me, don't even try to get it. You can get out when you aren't ( Read more... )

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[Action] Before Smoker leaves flamesofanger September 11 2011, 19:23:02 UTC
For the last time, I'm an adult! I can drink if I want to!

[Snarling. And he thought you were cool, Smoker.]

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[Action] Before Smoker leaves justicereigns September 11 2011, 19:31:49 UTC
And you have been. It's an inter... [:| Clearly Smoker does not know the word intervention. Nor give a shit.] Inter-something.

It's for your own good.

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[Action] Before Smoker leaves flamesofanger September 11 2011, 19:55:43 UTC
Drop the cigars for a whole day and then you can talk to me about what's for my own good and what's not.

[You're even worse than he is.]

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[Action] Before Smoker leaves justicereigns September 11 2011, 20:03:12 UTC
My cigars aren't causing problems.

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[voice] betmyarm September 11 2011, 19:25:41 UTC
Wow. No booze at all? [HARSH]

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[voice] justicereigns September 11 2011, 19:32:48 UTC
[Doesn't recognize the voice immediately. He's got good hearing but he's only heard Shanks once... at the end of a giant war battlefield.]

None at all. He's had enough for all of the last month.

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[voice] betmyarm September 11 2011, 19:47:14 UTC
How much is "enough"? I'm afraid I might have passed that some time ago.

[He's done more than passed it BUT THAT ASIDE he likes to see how long it takes for people to recognize him if at all. It's fun.]

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[voice] flamesofanger September 11 2011, 19:57:19 UTC
[Don't mind the Ikki yelling in the background.]

And you have had enough smokes for the rest of your life! Let me go!

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[action] lists_to_port September 11 2011, 19:37:53 UTC
[Know who else shouldn't be allowed any more booze? This pirate. Unfortunately it is messing with his sense of self-preservation, as are other circumstances in his life at the moment. So when Jack spots Smoker as he rolls along through town, his first instinct is to make a very rude gesture at the large, pirate-hating man.]

'Allo, Smokey! Heard your message before! I like the idea of it: permanent justice. Sounds lovely! How's that horrid tapeworm of yours, eh?

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[action] justicereigns September 11 2011, 20:05:14 UTC
[Whrrrryy.... Smoker's just twitching and resisting the urge to try to pummel Jack into the dirt.]

Not what I meant. Go to hell Sparrow.

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lists_to_port September 11 2011, 20:08:28 UTC
I've already been there, mate. The scenery here is much more preferable. What's wrong? Your eye looks to be going all twitchy.

[It's almost like the pirate is asking to be pummeled into the dirt, really.]

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justicereigns September 11 2011, 20:14:34 UTC
[He clearly is.]

It is not. [It seriously is.] What are you up to anyway? More marauding behind Buffy's back?

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[Voice] gomugomunopwn September 11 2011, 20:08:08 UTC
You got captured by SMOKEY?!

[And he is just laughing so hard right now.]

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[Voice] flamesofanger September 11 2011, 20:11:17 UTC
It was a surprise attack and a betrayal.

[Not even Hyoga warned him of Smoker's intentions and because Smoker isn't evil he didn't pick it up.]

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[Voice] gomugomunopwn September 11 2011, 20:16:38 UTC
Why would you trust Smokey anyway? You know he's a Marine right?

[THEY CAN'T BE TRUSTED.]

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[Voice] flamesofanger September 11 2011, 20:20:10 UTC
Yeah, I've read that often enough in that jacket of his.

[Jacket that probably will end burnt one of those days as a revenge.]

But that means little here. At least until he decided that pirates are too difficult to catch and started catching his friends.

[Snarling at Smoker, yep.]

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[Voice] boomchucka September 11 2011, 20:19:41 UTC
Thank you.

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[Voice] flamesofanger September 11 2011, 20:21:09 UTC
SELPHIE!! GET HERE AND HELP ME!

[And don't thank him!!]

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Re: [Voice] boomchucka September 11 2011, 20:23:16 UTC
[She wasn't thanking you, dipshit. She was thanking the one who cuffed you.]

Do I look like I was born yesterday?

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[Voice] flamesofanger September 11 2011, 20:26:50 UTC
[That's the one she shouldn't be thanking. It's as if she's glad he did this to Ikki.]

...

[Must. Refrain. From. Doing. A. Short. Comment.]

Please, Selphie. You two can handcuff me tomorrow and throw me to the sea and whatever you want, but not today. Today just... Let me be.

[There, he's even doing the effort to not yell.]

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