Oh. It's today...

Hullo, you lot. If y'wouldn't mind not panickin' an' all, that'd be good. I'm DC Chris Skelton with th' City Police and you'll all be fine. And there's always the Welcome Centre or the Station if y'don't think you will be. Jus'...try an' be orderly or sommat and I know y'don't know where you are but it won't last long so there's ( Read more... )

I didn't end up findin' one o' them Indigos yesterday. I call that unfair, and disc...discriminationary. Against class an' that. What I wouldn't do with a hundred quid...

Anyway, I know I'm goin' t'the pictures with you today, Penny, only I jus' realised today's the Fifth! Anyone doin' bonfires tonight? I mean, I know the most of you are Americans ( Read more... )

[Filtered so badly to the Deities that there might as well not even be a filter/not to mention remainder of a Police Filter. Neither work.]
( Spoilers for Life on Mars S2 Finale )

[Video opens on....Chrissie? Christina? Let's go with 'Chris' for now but, yeah, he's a woman again. Only this time, he's wearing a blouse and a skirt, courtesy of last time. (He really wasn't happy about the skirt then.)]

Bit of a silly curse today: City's taken away me uniform. Can't find it anywhere, only a lot of the wrong sort of clothing. I ' ( Read more... )

[Chris sounds a little bit embarrassed.] I...I wrote this down so's I wouldn't forget but I forgot t'read it. So I thought maybe I'd best say it 'ere in case I forget when I'm actually talkin' to you, like. Harry, I mean. Um, boss. My mate Ray showed up a couple days back and he needs a job an' I said I'd talk t'you about it so I'm doin' it now. ( Read more... )

I'm not really sure whats going on. Is it an oficial day to talk about your family or sommat? I dont' have this holiday at home...

Ive got a mum and a dad and an older sister I guess. I live in Manchester. We had a cat once but he died three years ago. I guess the blokes at work are kind of like family tho. I cant' think of anything else to say ( Read more... )

[A voice is heard on the network: strong Mancunian accent, pained moaning]

Nnngh… Feels like someone’s been kicking in my head. Awright, it’s funny, yeah, I get it. [slight laughter, a little bit forced] Dumping me outside the station again. [quietly] Wonder what I did this time…

[The sound of shuffling. Then the sound of breath being let ( Read more... )