71. [Video]

[justcautious]

[For the first time on a fourth wall day, Chris is actually openly smiling at the camera when he turns it on.]

Hullo, you lot. I'm DC Chris Skelton of City Police, though I reckon today some of you'd know that, yeah? Jus' try an' be careful an' orderly an' that and think of today and maybe tomorrow like you're on your hols. Think that's about it,

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I'm so sorry!

[pettedasnake]

Like I'm on my what?

No being sorry! /accepts

[justcautious]

Um, holidays. Cos it don't last long and it's a new place, yeah?

I feel bad for anyone afflicted with the Brittany XD

[pettedasnake]

... it's not Christmas.

.....hey, always nice to meet a fellow div.

[justcautious]

It...don't have t'be. Could jus' be vacationing?

[makesfolktalky]

Not much of an 'oliday, this, is it?

[justcautious]

Not for us, maybe. But some folk don't end up here as much as us, do they? Wouldn't mind if I only had t'come here a couple a' days sometimes.

[makesfolktalky]

S'pose a couple of days ain't so bad. Still rather be 'ome, though.

You still stuck 'ere proper, like?

[justcautious]

I weren't for a while. Came 'ome for a year and I'm only jus' back now. ...I reckon you're not, though.

[audio]

[horrible_penny]

Chris! You're still here! Unless you're a different Chris from a different universe and I'm completely freaking you out, but what're the odds of that? Are you busy? Do you mind if I swing by wherever it is you are?

...Oh, and this is Penny! Not that I don't think you knew that, but the audio quality on these loaner devices isn't the greatest.

[audio]

[justcautious]

Penny! Hi! Yeah, s'still me, me-me, not another me or nothin'. I'm at the Station, though I could meet you 'alfway, maybe? I'm lucky, me, cos I was 'ome, but I came back just in time for you.

[audio]

[horrible_penny]

Station, right! I'm actually not too far from there. Just hold tight and I should make it there in five minutes. Ten max.

That was really sweet of you, psychically anticipating me showing up.

[audio]

[justcautious]

Yeah, specially with me not rememberin' the place when I weren't here. Reckon it must've been all psychic stuff.

[stilluphere]

You know, you're not entirely the usual shape for the police.

[justcautious]

...are you havin' a go? What d'you mean?

[stilluphere]

Most of the coppers I've met are a little more... rotund. And sort of stilt-like.

[justcautious]

....fat and tall?

[bakurakrazie]

CHRIS!

Er, hols?

[justcautious]

'old on, don't tell me.......B/K? B/K! S'short for holidays, yeah? Like a vacation.

[bakurakrazie]

I am! Nice to see you back, Chris!

Ohh, okay, yeah, I know what holidays are, I just never knew the abbreviation. I learned something today! How're you doing?

[justcautious]

Oh. Alright. S'just the other bird I talked to didn't. I'm doin' good, actually. Bein' 'ome for a while helped.