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CRIT POST
Am I, like, the worst manly man to ever man? Do you want me to drop Billy and app a princess or something? Or maybe you just want to tell me how hot this ex-marine is!
Anon is on, ip log is off! GO CRAZY
Alternatively, my AIM name is a sick sight. SO MANY LIFE CHOICES
nowwwwwwww GO -
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...I don't know why I turned my communicator on the other day. But, uh... sorry. About that.
Thankfully, it looks like I came back good as new. Like nothing happened. Everyone else has, right? -
[backdated to yesterday orz; voice]
[The communicator clicks on to the melody of ripping flesh. Every few seconds a tear is followed by a forced scream, until it just dissolves into nigh-inhuman gurgling.
It's not long, though, until the sounds from Billy stop. The ripping continues.] -
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I don't really wear suits too often, but I guess it's kinda nice to have some more clothes around. So, uh, thanks, magic stuff-bringer.
Can't say I'm all that excited about my other gift, though. I hear handcuffs went out of style. But it's the thought that counts, right? -
[text]
You know what?
My foot really, really hurts. -
(Untitled)
I have something important to say. My name is not Marcus ( Read more... ) -
[voice; potential commentlog]
Something's happening. Again. I guess it's just one trial to the next. These hallucinations are... just that, they're hallucinations. No one put themselves in any danger because of them, alright? Be careful.
[.....]
Gunshots? Who--
...It was only a matter of time.
( cut for THIS IS JUST A PRETTIER VERSION OF THE SCRIPT FROM A CUTSCENE IN RE0 commentlog. thing. ) -
[TEXT]
Shit. What a time to lose both my guns. And my knife. I thought I'd kept that on me.
Anyone looking to make a pact still? All I really have to offer is an oil lighter, but... better than nothing, right? -
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Guess when the population increases, the monster population has to increase to meet it. Careful going out. We might not know much about our new friends.
What's this about people, uh, turning into rabbits, though? The scientists trying to replenish our food supply or something? -
[AUDIO]
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Something's going on here. Again.
This is going to end up bad for me, isn't it?