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[justalilnuts]

[So, Harley has been making the best of her time here in Vertiline. She's found allllll kinds of neat things after a bit of unsupervised wandering. Did you just feel a chill run down your spines? 'Cause, it wouldn't be a bad thing to be a bit alarmed.

You see, Harley located .. the armory.

There is a moment and the communicator clicks to life.Can

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[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

[Ah, yes. Max was wondering when you'd post on here.

And...yeah, the fact that you taught your capybara how to laugh is really fucking creepy. Her tone doesn't suggest it, though.]

Yeah, everything here is pretty retro. It's like they don't even have anything from the past century. [Which is a shame, because Max would REALLY like a computer, at some point.]

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

[Well, she was bound to post here sooner or later, Max; and, really there was a lot to look into in this place. Helllooooooo, weapons!

And, there is nothing wrong with a little laughter. Species should not denote whether or not something laughs. Best medicine in the world, laughter. 8D]

LISA! Ya ain't even foolin'! I ain't been in a room this small since my days in college. Buuuut .. it's kinda cute in a quaint way, ya know?

[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

It was cute for the first few minutes, but when you're used to a place like Gotham, this sort of thing gets old really fast.

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

[Have a snort of laughter. No, really, she's quite amused right now.]

Look, toots, this place ain't got nothin' on Arkham so it's alright with me! Ya just gotta find things ta keep ya busy, ya know? Liiiike .. target practice or somethin'! Plenty'a small furry things ta shoot at around here.

There is a shuffled sound in the background and Harley coos once more at her capybara.]

Awww, no, puddin' puff! Mama don't mean you!

[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

Normally I'd waste time by creating a new program for my computer or something, but seeing as there isn't anything like that here, the most I've been able to do is teach Steven how to use the toilet.

[On the bright side, though, she won't have to clean up capybara poop.]

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

Potty trainin'? Steven? This some schmuck ya came here with or somethin'? Didn't yer mama teach ya ta make sure they can feed an' dress themselves before shackin' up with 'em?

[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

Uh...no. Steven's my capybara.

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

HAH! Oh!! Oopsie! AHAHAH .. Ahh .. how's that trainin' comin' for ya so far, toots? Mine's name is Groucho .. mama's little snookums, huh?

[There comes another wheezy grunt from somewhere behind her.]

[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

[Sorry, Harl, but Max won't be getting the Marx Brothers reference. Before her time, and all.]

Well, it's probably going to take a while. So far we've gotten as far as Steven climbing onto the toilet without falling in by accident.

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF .. Kids these days, man! }:| Harley, meanwhile, is whittling something that looks vaguely capybara shaped. Oh, you did know she had that skill?

She doesn't .. it's the worst looking wooden capybara of all time.

Seriously.

Buuuuut, she's focused on it so much that the tip of her tongue is sticking out while she works.]

Mmmm .. well .. we'll have ta let the kids have a play date, ya know? Ain't nothin' better for the growin' mind than a bit'o fun with someone there own age! ♥

[Audio] Locked to Harley

[pinkefficiency]

[Hmm. This is an opportunity she could definitely take advantage of. Even if Terry doesn't want Maxine getting anywhere near Harley...well. Max knows that getting to know more about her would be beneficial, regardless of whether or not Terry approves.

'Know your enemy', and all that.]

Sounds good to me. I'm a bit busy right now, but we should definitely arrange something soon.

[Is Max actually busy? No, but this gives her some time to plan things out - specifically, how to do this without Terry trying to intervene.]

[Audio] Locked to Max

[justalilnuts]

[Harley isn't at all bothered that you don't quite have the time for her right now, Max.]

Sure thing! Ya have fun with yer potty trainin', ya know? HAH!

[She laughs merrily to herself until the feed clicks off. Oh, Max .. she ain't right in the head. :(]