1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.

"Then he realized that this was not the woman he was waiting for, because she did not smell of smoke but of flower lotion, and she had inflated, blind breasts with nipples like a man's, a ( Read more... )

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
My mom, Lance Bass from NSYNC, James Gould.

2. Where was your first kiss?
On a bench on the beach at LSP with Adam Chard. My first FRENCH kiss was in the pines, also at LSP.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
Not "seriously". I once ripped down a bitchy girl's sign. (She deserved ( Read more... )

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? Probably my skin...

2. How much cash do you have on you? I have $25 in bills and some change right now. That's not a typical thing.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"? Breast.

4. Favorite plant? So many... Aloe, sunflowers, gerber daisies...

5. Who is the 4th person ( Read more... )

Message me if you actually do this... I think it is kind of fun, and if you do it, what letter do you think best represents who you are? I think "G" might best describe me because apparently I am very approachable. People randomly talk to me all the time.

C - You definitely have a partier side in you
O - You love foreplay
U- You are a lovable
R - You ( Read more... )

Your Inner European is Irish!


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Don't jump down my throat because of a TECHNICALITY.

Listen to my POINT, not what you THINK I said.

Revealing an experience does NOT equate pushing my beliefs onto someone else.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Reply to this message telling me which of these 30 artists you have also seen ( Read more... )

Technology isn't what it's cracked up to be.

What I was TRYING to say was:

I'm happy for a million and one reasons.

Go outside today and look at the snow resting on the tree branches. Awe is a beautiful thing.

:x: name (full) = Courtney Monica Scanlan ( Read more... )

I have just finished an entire large carton of tropicana orange juice (WITH pulp - yum) in less than 24 hours.

Scurvy? I think not.

Also: Hooray to lunch dates that make my day.