An Awesimsauce Challenge // The Foster's Legacy - 1.4
Warning: Witchery, voyeurism, & really bad attempts at humor by the narrator.
Cameos from Sims by: bondchick_nett, iliketoplaygod, lemon_lime35, dolly-riot, simsforaranya, katu, & moi.
61 pics & 2 animated gifs
Monies...
...stats...
...and a birthday! \o/
What is with this family and that hat? But sexy, no?
Shit. I sense anger issues with the family for generations to come.
LMAO! It took him so long to sneak up to the front door that the police have already arrived! :D
Huh. I wonder what it looks like in the dust curtain.
O.o
w00t!
Eduardo: I'm too sexy for this burglary.
Thank you so much for arresting the guy, but could you please not bother the sleeping children, Officer Pedo?
*cries* I don't want them to obsess on this. :(
Jambalaya's birthday! OMGSOCUTEITHURTS!! <3 <3
Just beware, my obsession with her is kinda crazy.
Evil Witch: You are by far more superior then your brother.
Omnizot: I know.
Domenik WIN!
Bloo FAIL!
Bloo: :D My son was demoted!
juri_anne: No Bloo. You were.
Hello, Zoe Dork! *wolf whistles*
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down...
Bloo: Oooh! My magic sense is tingling!
Zoey: Don't look now, but there's a green lady sending magic sparklies in your direction.
Omnizot: Just ignore her. Now where was I? Oh yes! Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Bloo: Is that magic?! Do you do tricks? Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?
Evil Witch: This family is nuts...
Omnizot: What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
Zoey: No. That's you transforming into a warlock. Dumbass.
Omnizot: Now I'm even more irresistible!
Ella: Who is that sexy piece of teenage meat over there? *hearfarts*
Omnizot: I'm a magical being, take off your bra.
Zoey: *dazed* okay...
Omnizot: Let's go make some babies.
Eduardo: No one will notice me sneaking out of my house and into a giant limo!
Eduardo: OH SHIT! ITS GUMBO!
{iliketoplaygod's self sim}
Playing God: You have such a way with words!
Playing God: And I just love your beautiful brown hair.
juri_anne: ...
Just a little reminder that Uncle Pockets is still there and is still kinda creepy.
A little brotherly bonding time for Omnizot & Eduardo.
Omnizot: You know, maybe we should invite some girls over.
The brunette boy is Bryant {by lemon_lime35}, the blonde is Evan Loveless {male version of Evy by dolly-riot}, the alien is Serena Ouroboro {by simsforaranya}, and Scarlett Concepta {by moi}. Such class, these teenagers have.
Serena: *sighs* Why is this guy talking to me? He's not in this legacy.
Serena: Is your bathing suit from outer space? 'Cause your butt is out of this world!
Omnizot: I think I'm in love!
Scarlett: I want to be in this legacy too!
juri_anne: No. You've got your own.
Uncle Pockets: I wish people would pay attention to me. :(
Omnizot: The perfect way to end the evening. Spending time in the hot tub with just you and me...
...and Scarlett. Would you mind watching us while we make out?
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Scarlett: Boring! I wanted to be part of the action!
Domenik: *innocently stares at the sky* The stars are pretty tonight!
So much going on in this picture! Scarlett taking her sexual frustrations out on a poor defenseless puddle, Gumbo disapproving of her doing so, Omnizot having his cherry popped in a hot tub while his father tries {and fails} to supervise his teenage son.
Thought I forgot about her didn't you? Thought you were safe from the toddler spam. But BOY where you wrong!
But I spared most of you from the 10 pictures I had, so I made a gif with only 5 of them. :)
And here we have Bloo being Mother of the Year!
Bloo: You know, you have so many best friends! How do you have the time for that?
*thunk*
Bloo: I guess sleep isn't an important factor to you.
Eduardo: Does this mean that I can be heir?
Bloo: Eat your sparkly spaghetti.
Bloo: *worries* Our little girl is walking!
Personally, I'd be a little more worried about what was going on upstairs.
Jambalaya all child-like now! :D
Omnizot: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
juri_anne: Let's work on the basics first. After you learn how to not burn pop-tarts, then we'll talk about world domination.
Omnizot: :( Okay.
Eduardo Foster > Edward Cullen
Witches work the sparkles better than Vampires.
Uncle Pockets: Heehee! I just killed you! You won't be able to testify in court that I took the cookie from the cookie jar!
Jambalaya: I'll just become a ghost and scare you to death!
Uncle Pockets: Hey look! It was my birthday!
Jambalaya: If only I didn't have any brothers, then there might have been a chance for me to be heir.
juri_anne: Seriously?! What the hell is with that hat?!
Boring make-over shot is boring. He's still really unnerving.
Omnizot: Now if I put the lime in the coconut, then all I have to do is drink them both together?
Omnizot: I wonder what this does.
*insert creepy Geico commerical here*
*sings*
And (I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa-oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Tell me, is it just a dream
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