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Mayfield Kink Meme 4.0
♥ Oh, hello, Mayfield. Is it me you're looking for? ♥

Even if it isn't, it should be! We haven't had a kink meme in entirely too long and I distinctly remember interest being shown when I brought it up over plurk some time ago. Only, a post never materialized -- until now. I am taking matters into my own hands, because dammit,

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[anonymous]

Characters: Flay/Crowe
Rating: PG...? Whatever you want, really :|
Prompt: LET'S GO FISHING! Maybe there really are fish, who knows?

[anonymous]

Characters: Evil!Ples/Klaus
Rating: ALL THE WAY BABY
Prompt: Ples finally presses the issue.

Lines 1/?

[anonymous]

There are certain lines that are not meant to be crossed. Klaus Wulfenbach knows this, and knows this well, because he crosses them constantly. The laws that say he is not allowed to rule the country he saved from devouring itself mean nothing to him. Ethics are something to be discussed in philosophy classrooms and have no place getting in his way. Even the very laws of physics are expected to step aside when he wills them to. He is not a man that pays heeds to lines drawn in the dirt because he never looks down but rather merely ahead at the problem at hand

Lines 2/?

[anonymous]

"I know, I know. It's a shame he doesn't know yet, but you can't just spring something like that on a man like him, you've got to wait until just the right time."

"My shock was more at the fact that you have used his body to commit atrocities, presumably leaving him to take the blame." Klaus knows he shouldn't be encouraging this conversation, shouldn't be encouraging the man sitting before him. He doesn't quite care.

The creature laughs, takes a swig from the flask, wipes his mouth on his arm. "Oh, please, it's not like anyone found out. I'll tell him and then he'll have a good long while to make up an alibi before the police even have an inkling. I hid the body very well, you know." His amber eyes flash and he turns his head to regard Klaus with a smirk. "Besides, you have no right to talk. You've killed a fuckload more people than he and I put together, if I remember correctly -- oh, do sit down, Baron, it was only an observation."

"I at least had the decency to take the responsibility for those I killed." His hands are balled

Lines 3/?

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"I believe I told you to shut up. For that matter, I also told you to get out."

The creature looks at him with a quirked brow, then stands, walking forward with a jaunty gait.

"You cannot make me do anything, Baron. You cannot order me, and you cannot punish me because really, you'd be hurting him. It's a delicious little problem, isn't it? You can't let me run wild, but you can't stop me. Why, I could do whatever I goddamn wanted right now and all you'd be able to do would be yell at me. And you know, I'm getting better at tuning you out."

For a moment they both stand stock-still, sizing each other up, neither the least bit interested in backing away. Klaus can see the metaphorical gears turning in the creature's head, can see his mind flitting through his various options. He expects perhaps a quip, a shove, something aggressive but not quite bad enough to warrant more Sparky rage. Something to push the envelope.

What he does not expect is for those hands to move to his chest and merely rest there for a moment, as though the

[anonymous]

Characters: Lancer and Zero Lancer/Diarmuid
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Lancer finds out that Diarmuid has a body pillow of him. What do, oh Hound of Ulster?

[anonymous]

Characters: Ivy/Riddler/Harley
Rating: hot
Prompt: LESBIAAAAAAAANS.... BISEXUAAAAAAAALS

[anonymous]

Characters: Wheatley/Chell/GLaDOS
Rating: ?
Prompt: Hot robot sandwich.