Oh, for Christ's sake

[jumperfkr]

Ha ha. You're very funny, you know that? You're cleaning it up, because I'm sure as hell not doing it.

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[not_thatbill]

Anything I need to know before I come over with Junior today?

[jumperfkr]

Just a back garden full of gnomes. Creepy little fuckers.

[mscontrarymary]

Did you see the ones climbing the wall in a little gnome pyramid?

[jumperfkr]

Yes. Again, creepy.

[narcomanic]

Okay, I'm supposing/hoping this is S and not some random creepy person arranging assassin gnomes in your garden?

[jumperfkr]

Neither. mscontrarymary. She and S seem to be having some sort of prank war at the moment, and I refuse to get involved with it.