useless useful productsKrazy glue fascinates me, and it's not because of its amazing adhesive properties or even its clever name. What fascinates me is the life cycle of a tube of krazy glue. It goes something like this ( Read more... )

You're standing on the subway platform around 9pm on the sunday of a long weekend with four friends. You look down the platform to find an attractive woman sitting on a bench, dressed in a long black coat, makeup, hair looking nice, sophisticated; basically out of your league ( Read more... )

perspective...When I wake up in the morning, I worry about what I'm going to wear that day. During the day, I agonize over what to have for lunch. I stress about my credit card statement. I gripe about my cell phone bill, because I sent too many texts. I whine and bitch about being single and lonely, and complain that there's never a citibank ( Read more... )

Have you ever had that feeling when you're on the pulldown machine, on your third set of your fifth exercise, and you feel a sneeze coming on? What do you do? Do you stop in the middle of your set, only to find that it was a false alarm? Or do you bravely push forward, hoping that your muscles will fatigue before your nasal control does ( Read more... )

Most memorable meals in the last few days (in no particular order):

Sunday brunch - egg, ham, and cheese sandwich on whole wheat toast. The sandwich itself was nothing remarkable, but at 11 in the morning, after having only gotten 4 hours of sleep, it really hit the spot. And I couldn't have had a better dining companion.

Saturday dinner - ( Read more... )

In my classroom, there was a big pot full of oil on a side table, and a note next to it saying, "Caution: HOT Oil." Why was my first instinct to put my finger in the oil ( Read more... )

After 3 days of partying, I have to admit, my brain was a little fried this morning. For example ( Read more... )

Ahhhh... it's been a while. I feel like nothing that interesting has been happening in my life, so I guess I'll start writing about nothing:

The New Year's Non-Celebration11:40pm - the waitress at the lounge I was at starts handing out those little streamer poppers ( Read more... )

1 T shitty job ( Read more... )

Woke up at 7am (it was really 8am, but you gotta love daylight savings ( Read more... )