sometimes when im taking a poop i like to say... ohhh yea thats right!.. poop that shit out!
theres nothing wrong with getting a little excited over taking a poop
pooping should be made into a sport

there was this man walking down the hall, right ( Read more... )

i want to set the whole world on fire. may the aware survive. i went to a party last night... and was told to leave by the owners of the house all because i took their crap cd out of the cd player and put in some shit by the cure. everyone complained and i was told i should be shot for the music i listen to and that i dont know what good music is. ( Read more... )

the father: there you are.. ive been searching everywhere for you
i thought something had eating you alive. you know it?

a young child: i didnt know but i can believe it

the father: oh, where have you been all my life?

a young child: at home

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ms paint is fun
i call this little piece of art work... 'morrisey in the clouds'

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yea i went to the mars volta show in pensacola last night ( Read more... )

my new AIM name is 'tv set go'

a is for action- ima robot

A is for action. P is for paranoid, a is for anger. Out here in the void. C is for countdown. O is for over. LYPSE are for your lips smashed on mine when the world blows up. Hang hang hang on Where do they go? Save your souls now. Got to stay strong. Hang hang hang on. Hanging on hanging on, Til the old man bangs a gong ( Read more... )

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