whoa.. long time people.. long mutha forkin time ( Read more... )

A- Age: 17 B- Band you're listening to now: franky s... come fly with me C-Crush: lets just say shes... purrrrrrdy... (thats a hint) D- Dad's name: dan E- Easiest person to talk to: yimmy and mikey F- Favorite ice cream: fish food  G- Gummy worms or gummy bears?: both H- Hometown: milftown new hampster I- Instruments: none J- Junior high: hooker ( Read more... )

***do not read unless you know me and are use to my shit and me always saying this***
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yup... i know youve all heard it before... but once again i am a fuck up...

i screw evry thing up... and i told evry one i dont even no whats wrong with me...

so yeah im trying to figure my shit out and what not... trying to be able to stop ( Read more... )

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green ( Read more... )

( confucius )

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening ( Read more... )

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee ( Read more... )

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you ( Read more... )

( 2005 )

( only read if you are bored and could use a good laugh )