OK I don't seem to understand why no one wants to take my money ( Read more... )

I am such an old lady sometimes. So much an old lady.

Went out with the lovely Ms. Proudfoot this fine evening. We went for Mexicano food and it was yummy. Got to meet her boyfriend. He's a good guy. Cute and smart and funny. Good for her.

We drank too much and ate too much and talked about old times and inappropriate things too much. So it was fun ( Read more... )

This is maybe even better than the video of Star Jones getting hit in the face with a football.

As the kids at GoFugYourself say, "don't hassle the hoff."

It is maybe the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Oh David Hasslehoff.

Love love love.

Do you know why I like my job ( Read more... )

OK, other than clips online I have yet to see a full episode of her show. And I haven't seen the movie yet because as far as I can tell it's not playing in Ottawa.

But, I won't lie, I am in love with Amy Sedaris. In love with her. I want to go to her house for dinner and have her serve me the plastic fruit she keeps on the side board. (Although ( Read more... )

OK, if LJ eats this one too, I'll be pissed ( Read more... )

I had written a big long entry about how my parents bought me a mini fridge for my birthday and it was all long and introspective and it disected my relationship with my parents.

And then LJ ate it.

So I said fuck it and went to gofugyourself.typepad.com and now all is right with the world.

Suck on that LJ!

Happy Birthday.

to me.

Oh my God they're coming up for the weekend. They'll be here in a couple hours ( Read more... )

Charo. She gives me strength and makes me want to be a better Love Boat Guest Actor ( Read more... )