Comments | juan_demarco: Girlfriends=Money!

juan_demarco

Girlfriends=Money!

May 02, 2006 17:38

As you all know, it's been a minute or two since I've had a steady girlfriend. One aspect that had slipped my mind was the amount of money that is spent when you have one. First let me say that I have never been so pissed at a phone bill more than I was today. Verizon hadn't sent me a statement in a couple of months and being as busy as I am, ( Read more... )

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I hope you fuckin called Verizon what_honeymoon May 4 2006, 01:09:47 UTC

What the hell Neil? Have you been talking to Katie from 3:30 to 10:30 every week day for two months. Almost $900. Ridiculous.

Dude! anonymous May 4 2006, 03:46:47 UTC

i'm not 100% sure, but i think you could buy sex for cheaper than that phone bill.

sex for cheaper....... dr_ironman May 9 2006, 05:15:31 UTC

are you kidding...... I offer hand jobs, blow jobs, facials, frontal, anal, mostly anal, anal-vagina, vagina-anal, anal-mouth, mouth-anal, "are you kdding", genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals, genitals to genitals, mouuth to mouth genitals, I miss you. Love Me.

Re: sex for cheaper....... dr_ironman May 9 2006, 05:18:12 UTC

i said that......? ok its binding regardless....

OMG pinkbutterfly81 May 17 2006, 21:22:05 UTC

I know you wrote this a while ago, but I just read this post. That phone bill is re-COCK-ulous! You need to tell her to shut her mouth, because I know you Neil, and you're not THAT much of a talker. Holy balls! Holy balls AND sweaty ball hair, that's a huge phone bill. No sex is that great....unless of course your legs....oh, you know!

spydrmonke May 23 2006, 02:18:36 UTC

Your auto function to align those words sucks, and I didn't read that line about the alignment.