It's all about sex right now. I don't know why. The last few days all I've done is think about sex, watch porn and masturbate ( Read more... )

How do I know I'll be really terrible in bed?

( The answer. )

John, I totally blame you ( Read more... )

Alright so its been a few days since I posted. I havent really got anything too interesting to report. I watched a movie called Dr. T & The Women yesterday. The only reason I bought it was coz I heard Liv Tyler and Kate Hudson make out. They kiss a couple times, and the movie's pretty good and everything, I just would have liked a little more girl ( Read more... )

C'mon people! The only thing anyone is writing at the Flyfic site is Jayne/Simon. Not that that isnt a quite legitimate (and sometimes nicely erotic) pairing, its just that NOBODY is writing good Kaylee fics...whether that be Kaylee/Inara, or Kaylee/River. I dont mind either way but it just doesnt seem like there is enough good Kaylee fic out there ( Read more... )

Before I forget. I've had 2 fucked up dreams in the last few days ( Read more... )

In October of last year I wrote an LJ entry that had a dream in it about a woman I work with, Jo. Well, I've had feelings for her for a while now, and even with the age gap (11 years is a big gap I know, but I really just don't care) I think I've fallen for this woman. There's a few problems with this potential scenario ( Read more... )

Basically I'm writing (or trying to write) a screenplay. Take the storyline of Star Wars, the characters of How High, the pay-outs of Not Another Teen Movie and the stupidity of Dude, Where's My Car and you'll come somewhere close to what this movie will be like. My flatmate and I are thinking of pitching the completed script to a film company ( Read more... )

It's been a long time - more than 3 months - since I last posted. I've been lost without my computer, internet and cellphone. I'm so happy I have them back - not at their best, but back just the same. My computer is as slow as my grandmother on a Sunday afternoon, my internet loads pages so slowly that most of them time out before they are done, ( Read more... )

Ok so for all those prudes out there who don't like sex talk - I'm putting last night's dream (and my flatmates dream as well) under an LJ cut.

( Our sweet dreams. )