Oct 12, 2005 01:01
Before I forget. I've had 2 fucked up dreams in the last few days.
The first involves Heather Locklear flagging me down to fix her mini-van. So I fix the van, she kisses me and I follow her back to her house (in a mini-van of my own) to 'play' for a while.
So whats the deal with all the mini-vans? And whats the deal with Heather Locklear being in my dreams? I usually like girls HALF my age, not TWICE my age...
But anyway, the second dream was weirder.
I was a rat. I was staying with a whole bunch of mice. One mouse invited me to stay for thanksgiving dinner (which is strange in itself considering we don't have thanksgiving in Australia), and so I stayed and the rest of the mice were pissed off at me because they didnt want me there.
So there you have it. Undeniable proof that I belong in the crazy house.
WUH DE MA, what the hell is wrong with me?!
good dreams,
cute girls,
sex