The first voyage to the moon was really 107 years ago!

I probably haven't written in this in about a year. I am not going to bother trying to write some sort of long entry.

I've invented a new holiday called "Dyslexic Mardi Gras". You throw beans at grills and then they show you their books.

There is hair growing on the back of my fingers, hands and wrists. What purpose does this hand hair serve? To keep me warm? Would I look weird if I shaved them off? Or, could I do it and go totally unnoticed? It would be fun to walk into the break room at work and say "Hey, everybody, notice anything different about me?"

My lesson from tonight's soup:

Too much egg in the meatballs makes them chewy.

Or maybe I didn't cook them enough.

Oh well, it's cooking for an audience of 1.

Ok... I tried making it...

I also included banana slices...

The result is this... Banana omelet = very tasty. Apple omelet = meh. Banana-Apple Omelet = part tasty, part meh.

But, overall, it's a lot better than the low expectation I set for myself. I don't regret eating it.

I need to start writing in this thing again ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny that the words sportsmanship and gamesmanship turn out to be antonyms?

Ok, my prediction didn't come true but holy shit that was amazing!

I won't spoil it but I will say that the cauldron lighting portion of the ceremony is well worth staying up to see when NBC airs it tonight.

Good job so far, China!

If you want to subvert NBC's tape delay and watch the Olympic ceremonies now, here's a link ( Read more... )

I predict the olympic cauldron will be lit by this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhuang_Zedong