"She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time."

[jrs1980]

So I went out on St. Patrick's Day, as one does, and the bar was subpar in that they'd been open since 8am. I got there at 10pm, and they were out of strawberry schnapps, very low on peach schnapps, and their orange juice was terrible, like they were down to the bottom of the fountain and it was mostly fizzy. I only had two drinks because I couldn'

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[deeablo]

Deleted previous comment to say that I thought he wrote this parable AFTER he got let go but BEFORE she did. Someone else may remember the proper timing.

[deeablo]

Yes, I know I'm replying to myself, but the Wayback Machine has this too.

[jrs1980]

Hahaha, how did I know you'd go all investigative journalism on someone being pretentious on the internets?

[deeablo]

AAAAAACK SPIKE ICON! *tilts head, raises eyebrow, sighs*

To answer your question, well. I *do* have my traits, yeah?