Comments | jpgoddess: How I want to kill my neighbor

jpgoddess

How I want to kill my neighbor

Aug 07, 2005 21:40

He is currently vacuuming his porch as well as his hot tub. He has been vaccuming what ever for two hours!!! Mac standard time is 1:20am in the freaking morning!!!! I need to be up to do all sorts of productive things Tues. Hell it is Tues ( Read more... )

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scooterjpm August 9 2005, 05:47:48 UTC

I've made mention before of my friend who will make someone "disappear" for a pan of chicken lasagna. Hell, its been so long since I've had any myself I'll do it!

idav5d August 9 2005, 09:51:00 UTC

Spinach Lasagna dammit! I keep telling you "Spinach Lasagna"

anais67 August 9 2005, 09:45:24 UTC

Eeek, your neighbor needs an attitude adjustment. What is he vacuuming in there? Blood, urine? That's what I want to know.

jpgoddess August 10 2005, 04:02:06 UTC

Couldn't tell you.. Truth to tell if it is body fluid - 2x ewewewewie - don't want anything that has been part of him to on or near any part of me.
Are you still moving this Sund.. If you come to brunch I can get your books to you that day. Wk days have me jamming as of late. Call me to cordinate if you would like..

tertiumquid August 9 2005, 13:30:12 UTC

Makes me appreciate my one neighbor even more :)

t_rex August 9 2005, 13:39:56 UTC

Makes me glad I have "Crazy yard guy" as a buffer. Even if he does seem to have a creepy crush on me.

methos80 August 9 2005, 14:21:32 UTC

We have crazy Christian Evangelicals across the street usually once or twice a month - but they at least keep to civilized hours.

jpgoddess August 10 2005, 03:54:47 UTC

Well the bible told them to..
My Uncle sent me this along with others

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

And there you have it!