Comments | jpgoddess: How I want to kill my neighbor

jpgoddess

How I want to kill my neighbor

Aug 07, 2005 21:40

He is currently vacuuming his porch as well as his hot tub. He has been vaccuming what ever for two hours!!! Mac standard time is 1:20am in the freaking morning!!!! I need to be up to do all sorts of productive things Tues. Hell it is Tues ( Read more... )

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LOL betapainter August 9 2005, 21:35:53 UTC

Well I guess this weekend I am going to have to mow your lawn in the back (even if it does not need it). Lets see what he has to say about that LOL I could even put some sardines in the vents of his house and car.

Re: LOL betapainter August 9 2005, 21:37:10 UTC

Did I forget to tell everyone it would be After the whippersnapers thing. :D

Re: LOL jpgoddess August 10 2005, 03:46:46 UTC

I like the sardines.. I hadn't thought of that. (you do have such the devious mind).. (not that I am complaining.. no not me)

Re: LOL betapainter August 10 2005, 03:49:23 UTC

I have a list as long as my arm of things we could do ....

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fangtalon August 10 2005, 03:29:09 UTC

You know I do have extensive knowledge of various trenches, gutters and stump holes into which a mass, say the size of a body, could be concealed relatively easy and in remote enough areas that only the scavengers and what not would ever be able to find it.

Besides, I'm pretty sure you're still holding the lease on the larger part of my sorry ass..sooooo, I'm ever at your disposal :)

jpgoddess August 10 2005, 03:44:19 UTC

I am paid in full.
(you moved out of the house)
That is the only payment I will "take"
But I thank you for the offer...
Now If we attach someting to Baily-Baily.. get him to run around the yard at say 11pm to 1:30..