A few weeks ago, my human brought home big, heavy, thick books. Shes talking about some big tests she has to take, so she can leave me. I didn't like the sound of that, so I shredded a couple of books. She didn't like that too much ( Read more... )

I like to get wet.

My mom cups her hands under the shiney faucet and I dance under it.

I like to throw the water at mom but I don't like getting myself wet so much.

I like to do it just before she goes to school, becuase that is how she gets stylish.

theres a buncha new toys in mom's basket, and a millet holder. she let me check them out but she wont hang them in my cage.

She says they're for when she "goes away."

Im not sure I like the sound of that...

but i like the sound of new toys. Hope she goes away soon.

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Im learning yoga.


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I'm craaazy. my mommy knows it and told me the next step is a budgie straight jacket.I like pllets, but not the expensive organic ones, just rainbow zupreem ( Read more... )

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ( Read more... )

I love earrings.

Mom loves it when I chew her earrings, especially when I break them.


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My name is Joy Kerry Barriger ( Read more... )