HAHAHHAA! "The Vamp" - *the* accessory for this summer...

[joyful_molly]

How, I ask you, how have we lived so far without this sparkly piece of (unofficial) Twilight merchandise? Especially on a hot day like this...

THE SPARKLY VAMP DILDO
(Obviously, this link is not safe for work.)

"Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."

I - yeah. I got nothing. Seriously,

Comments

[granamyr]

I'm not even going to ask how you found that particular item.

[joyful_molly]

Heh, you know what it's like: silly things on the internet tend to find me. ;-)

[vampfan30]

stake me now......please.

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[joyful_molly]

Not with that thingy, I hope! :-P

[vampfan30]

um, no...soo not what I meant...

* rolls eyes *

goof. ^_^

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[vampfan30]

well, if I was gonna do something that was " themed" "....

http://www.aikuistenlelukauppa.fi/en/HIM-merchandise/

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[jaiden_s]

LMAO!!

I have to say that the idea of a sparkly dildo is sort of fun! It would be easy to find in the sock drawer, at least. ;)

[joyful_molly]

Hahaha! Oh gods... I could imagine plenty of hilarious scenes evolving from that! :-D

[ericadawn16]

Does that mean that somewhere in the universe are Twilight condoms and Twilight tampons?

[joyful_molly]

Don't give them ideas, I wouldn't be surprised if that would be next on their list. Twilight toilet paper, however, might be a hit.

[veronica_rich]

I really, REALLY don't want my cooter to sparkle. It'd be like that story about the woman who accidentally sprayed herself with glitter spray instead of the FDS before she went to her gyno appointment - he stuck his head under the sheet and his first words were "Ooooh, fancy!"

[joyful_molly]

"Ooooh, fancy!"

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

brb, howling!

[anonymous]

So you´re telling me that somewhere out there, there are what´s-his-name fangirls who´ll... to... and...?!?

Sorry. Brainmelt.
=SH=

[joyful_molly]

Yes, there are. Fangirls, fanboys, united in one sparkly ice cold climax.

I'm tempted to buy three of them to use them as novelty coat hooks, though. ;-)

[anonymous]

Ooops... Forgot about the boys, sorry! If I´d buy one, I´d go for "toss it in the fridge" - to help me with my diet. You can´t eat too much if your mouth is busy laughing for hours every time you open the fridge door, can you?
=SH=

[joyful_molly]

Hahaha! That's a fantastic idea! :-D I see there are many ways to use that thingy without using it for its intended purpose. If only the makers knew... I wonder what SMeyer has to say about that. Countdown to lawsuit in 3... 2... 1...