it is loads tbf, and i really can't talk cos i reckon i've had a crunchie or 2.
eat the bacon though
i want bacon too
what we should both stop doing, is dieting to impress each other, and just eat bacon and confess our love. my sisters won't mind, i promise, even my mom won't mind and she's broken hearted over you after that affair with the snaps
(does that embarrass you at all? me being your toyboy. haha! gutted!)
I'm not on a diet I just don't eat that much, honest, it's why I take so many multi vit tablets cause I know if I don't I will get rickets and die. No one wants death by Rickets it's SO 1920's.
You can be my toy boy if you'd like. Only I wont want to have sex with you but you CAN pick out pretty clothes for yourself and use my credit card so that's almost the same thing? Maybe I will read your love notes to me though, and treasure them. Its all very Greeks of old though Ned (You know the ones I mean).
(And no, not one bit, I don't really get embarrassed about dirty disgusting lies.)
If you were Charlotte and I was Wilbur I would be worried that that would mean I was a cannibal.
I'm tearing up just thinking about it, you'd DIE Daniel... it was bad enough when it was just the spider but now it will be you! I read that book to izzy you know, and she already laughs when my voice goes... ARGH izzy soon :D
Yeah I know. Shut up. Don't even say it. Or you with feel my sparkly rainbow of glad upon your mundane depression abiding face.
Yeah, but I'd leave a million little crawling babies behind to comfort you in your old age while you cure and become Prosciutto.
I know you cry in Charlotte's Web, you big jessie. And ET. I remember being clutched while you bellowed NO HE CANT BE DEAD, HE CAAAAAAANT BE DEAAAAAAAAAAD.
That makes me SO SAD! Like... SO SAD. Who gives them other PIG to eat? WE do. I hate humans. I only like... FIVE living humans. The rest are awful. I might campaign. REALLY? Will they not go mad mental, like cows did?
WILL you leave me a million babies? I like babies I'm good with babies. Its the stuff after, when they realize you're a bit crazy and you realize that they don't understand a word your saying cause they are only small and don't speak any Welsh anyway.
I did cry at that. I don't care. You know when else? When the captain dies in titanic, he looked like my grandfather and it made me BAWL my eyes out, and I cried at the end of Twilight but tee bee haich I cried ALL the way through that cause I didn't want to go in the first place and I was made to DX
Next weekend for IZZY unless bitchwhore cancelllllssss and I HOPE she wont cause that will really put a damper on new improved pilled up Jonboy.
MY GLADNESS IS LIKE THE WRATH OF MICHEAL, EMBRACE IT OR PERISH.
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have a sandwich. have two, why not? i'll bring you some. i'll bring you a whole load.
mmm, bacon. beautiful, so absolutely tasty. come on, you know you want some.
i'll give you some.
BACON.
now.
eat.
or i am actually going to force some into your mouth.
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STOP IT IM A GOOD JEW maybe.
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it is loads tbf, and i really can't talk cos i reckon i've had a crunchie or 2.
eat the bacon though
i want bacon too
what we should both stop doing, is dieting to impress each other, and just eat bacon and confess our love. my sisters won't mind, i promise, even my mom won't mind and she's broken hearted over you after that affair with the snaps
(does that embarrass you at all? me being your toyboy. haha! gutted!)
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NEIN ICH WILL NICHT ESSEN DEN SPECK.
I'm not on a diet I just don't eat that much, honest, it's why I take so many multi vit tablets cause I know if I don't I will get rickets and die. No one wants death by Rickets it's SO 1920's.
You can be my toy boy if you'd like. Only I wont want to have sex with you but you CAN pick out pretty clothes for yourself and use my credit card so that's almost the same thing? Maybe I will read your love notes to me though, and treasure them. Its all very Greeks of old though Ned (You know the ones I mean).
(And no, not one bit, I don't really get embarrassed about dirty disgusting lies.)
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THE WORST JEW IN THE WORLD.
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I'm tearing up just thinking about it, you'd DIE Daniel... it was bad enough when it was just the spider but now it will be you! I read that book to izzy you know, and she already laughs when my voice goes... ARGH izzy soon :D
Yeah I know. Shut up. Don't even say it. Or you with feel my sparkly rainbow of glad upon your mundane depression abiding face.
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Yeah, but I'd leave a million little crawling babies behind to comfort you in your old age while you cure and become Prosciutto.
I know you cry in Charlotte's Web, you big jessie. And ET. I remember being clutched while you bellowed NO HE CANT BE DEAD, HE CAAAAAAANT BE DEAAAAAAAAAAD.
Next weekend for Izzy yeah? Good stuff. :-)
SEE. YOUR GLADNESS IS INSIDIOUSLY INFECTIOUS.
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That makes me SO SAD! Like... SO SAD. Who gives them other PIG to eat? WE do. I hate humans. I only like... FIVE living humans. The rest are awful. I might campaign. REALLY? Will they not go mad mental, like cows did?
WILL you leave me a million babies? I like babies I'm good with babies. Its the stuff after, when they realize you're a bit crazy and you realize that they don't understand a word your saying cause they are only small and don't speak any Welsh anyway.
I did cry at that. I don't care. You know when else? When the captain dies in titanic, he looked like my grandfather and it made me BAWL my eyes out, and I cried at the end of Twilight but tee bee haich I cried ALL the way through that cause I didn't want to go in the first place and I was made to DX
Next weekend for IZZY unless bitchwhore cancelllllssss and I HOPE she wont cause that will really put a damper on new improved pilled up Jonboy.
MY GLADNESS IS LIKE THE WRATH OF MICHEAL, EMBRACE IT OR PERISH.
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