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Sucks to be me. OR, Ess, ess meine kind

Apr 06, 2009 20:57

I can’t stop thinking about Bacon ( Read more... )

bad jew, ew a date, hahaha, drinks?, tags are stupid

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keepitfoolish April 6 2009, 20:12:14 UTC

yeah, eat bacon. go on. you're not a jew and you never ever will be. you're rubbish at judaism. eat bacon.

have a sandwich. have two, why not? i'll bring you some. i'll bring you a whole load.

mmm, bacon. beautiful, so absolutely tasty. come on, you know you want some.

i'll give you some.

BACON.

now.

eat.

or i am actually going to force some into your mouth.

journal_etc April 6 2009, 20:30:34 UTC

I do eat, I had crisps aaaaannd KP peanuts today. And a pint. And actually, Pete made me eat half a Kitkat. THAT'S LOADS.

STOP IT IM A GOOD JEW maybe.

keepitfoolish April 6 2009, 20:35:07 UTC

god, well check you, you fat fat pig of a man

it is loads tbf, and i really can't talk cos i reckon i've had a crunchie or 2.

eat the bacon though

i want bacon too

what we should both stop doing, is dieting to impress each other, and just eat bacon and confess our love. my sisters won't mind, i promise, even my mom won't mind and she's broken hearted over you after that affair with the snaps

(does that embarrass you at all? me being your toyboy. haha! gutted!)

journal_etc April 6 2009, 20:54:08 UTC

I know. Sigh. Moar Cocaine is clearly needed.

NEIN ICH WILL NICHT ESSEN DEN SPECK.

I'm not on a diet I just don't eat that much, honest, it's why I take so many multi vit tablets cause I know if I don't I will get rickets and die. No one wants death by Rickets it's SO 1920's.

You can be my toy boy if you'd like. Only I wont want to have sex with you but you CAN pick out pretty clothes for yourself and use my credit card so that's almost the same thing? Maybe I will read your love notes to me though, and treasure them. Its all very Greeks of old though Ned (You know the ones I mean).

(And no, not one bit, I don't really get embarrassed about dirty disgusting lies.)

keepitfoolish April 6 2009, 21:01:53 UTC

hey, remember the message? it's - drugs, eugh. i can't be your toyboy with that filthy habit.

sounds alright to me, you've got yourself a deal there, and it's in writing

(i do know which ones you mean after a brief google. hardcore, those greeks!)

journal_etc April 6 2009, 21:10:50 UTC

I am so sorry but... if its a case of "its me or the drugs" I'm gonna have to side with my old mate charlie.

(filthy huh? AAhhhhh those were the days, Sophocles going off in me arse and Homer down me throat. It was a beautiful summer.)

(Just to clarify that's not ACTUALLY true, Ned, I'm not THAT old.)

keepitfoolish April 6 2009, 21:13:18 UTC

you actually ARE that old, that's the disgusting shrivelled thing.

i can't believe you said 'old mate charlie' surely i'm your ultimate old mate, really? known me longer than loads of people. even dan. ha, gutted dan!

journal_etc April 6 2009, 21:16:58 UTC

Fuck off, hahahaha! Im but a BABE IN ARMS compaired to some.

RIGHT! Stop distracing me!

Bye bye kid see you tomorrow

prinklebrick April 6 2009, 21:27:05 UTC

Oh yeah. I'm really sad I missed all those childhood opportunities to see his arse and dick.

keepitfoolish April 6 2009, 22:07:02 UTC

i was pretty much brought up on such images and look how well rounded i am!

prinklebrick April 7 2009, 08:59:21 UTC

Case closed.

journal_etc April 10 2009, 01:21:25 UTC

You were pretty much not brought up on such things, mister.

*disapproving babysitter face*

Bed. No pudding. No story. And I'm not gonna leave the hall light on.

Yeah. How do you like those apples?

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