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Here is a non-caffeinated drink made of barley for you, so that you may sleep well.

Portrait of Joseph Garlic Through 麦茶 #1:


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I was on the subway tonight and noticed that the man across from me was reading from a packet of paper entitled:

Your Next Steps to Join the Nouveau Tech Secret Society

I immediately devoted this gem of data to my hippocampus and repeated the words over to myself several times. When I arrived home, I did a search on the topic: "nouveau secret ( Read more... )

1 quarter-full glass of sparkling water
1 Garlic
1 night

You do the math. What we have here is something very, very Robespierre.

Portrait of Joseph Garlic Through Water #1


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I am curious if it will enhance my aging bioenergy.

Portrait of Joseph Garlic Through Tea #1:


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Railroad history
crossing rooms and crossing eyes,
repainting plastic.

Free your mind.

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Dear Crayola,

I am writing to you today to deeply encourage you to increase the color palette of your "Crayola Bathtub Crayons" from 8 or 9 to a more liberal count. I currently have trouble creating rich soil-like textures for my bathtub mural, as well as blending the current colors ( Read more... )